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Old 05-02-2016, 05:43 PM  
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so,i got a ****in skunk invading my property
bastard shows up about a week ago, coming out of the southwest corner of the yard...right about where the septic tank is(imagine that). it's just taking a couple steps at a time, nose on the ground. i hollered to the wife, "****in skunk's in the yard". she didn't make a big deal out of it, so, wth?

so, i'm sitting on the shitter this morning, scanning through the newest arrival of the "smithsonian", and she yells out, "have you got your gun?" turns out the damn skunk is back in the yard, digging up grubs.

i walk out on the back patio and yell, "yo skunk!!! get the **** out of here!". didn't even act like it heard me. kept digging and shit.

so i went back inside, got dressed and went to work.

i don't think this is over. i mean, i've shot a few critters over the years, but i ain't gonna shoot a skunk in the yard. read somewhere that if you shot them in the head, they wouldn't spray. but i don't think i'm that good of a shot. so, someone's gonna have to clean up a helluva mess. plus the smell for a few days.

i don't think you can trap a skunk...i know i wouldn't.

advice?
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:25 PM   #46
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Yep. Even if it just sprays you get it for a day. If it rots its weeks. Trust me on this.
ok...i'm leaving for joplin for a few days, anyway on thursday. we'll see how it goes.
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:25 PM   #47
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:27 PM   #48
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:27 PM   #49
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ok...i'm leaving for joplin for a few days, anyway on thursday. we'll see how it goes.
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:30 PM   #50
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Peaceful coexistence is the answer. The skunk doesn't want your money or your woman or even your time. It just wants to eat some bugs and enjoy a nice summer day.
I bet you would change your tune if you encountered one by surprise in your travels. I thought the same as you pertaining to skunks (eat it if you kill it and I ain't eating skunk unless the shit goes down) until I ran up on one on a four wheeler and got sprayed years ago.

Now they die.
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:35 PM   #51
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For a couple weeks I was having an issue with some critter digging under the roots of my tomato plants, but didn't know what was doing the digging till one Saturday morning when I saw a skunk waddling across the lawn from the direction of the tomato plants. I had read somewhere that if you can "double lung" a skunk (deflating it's lungs) it can't spray. I didn't know if this was true or not but I grabbed my .177 R9 loaded a CPL and "double lunged" the skunk at around 30 yards. The skunk just rolled over and didn't move, however I didn't know if that skunk was "playin' possom" so I waited 1/2 hour to make sure it was dead. During that half hour I dug a hole in the woods to dispose of the stink bomb. Well......when I got to the skunk it was indeed dead so lifting it by the front paw I carried it to the burial plot. This worked fine EXCEPT while I was carrying the skunk by the front paw it was dribblin PepeLePew bombs across the lawn. I buried the critter but whenever the breeze drifted the wrong way those PepeLePew bombs reminded me of the deed for at least a month after!

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Old 05-02-2016, 06:37 PM   #52
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:38 PM   #53
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Dad had one he chased around all winter. One day it got real brave and came in his porch to eat some baby kitties. Douched the whole porch. Dad shoed it out and blasted it. Then got to cleaning. He got to thinking he might ought to call the vet.

Vet wanted the head and sent it off. Rabid. 7 shots in the stomach for 6 weeks and $3500 for him and mom later they were immunized.

If it seems fearless. Shoot it. Call animal control or incinerate it in a hot ass tire fire. Either way, if it is acting abnormal rabies is a risk. Don't **** with it. I'm serious.
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Ohhhhh trap it, tarp it, put it in the back of your truck, dump it in j diddy's front yard.

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If he still lives there at least.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
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If you're going to live trap it then use a good sized suitcase for the trap. Lay the suitcase on its side, prop it open with a stick/release trigger, weigh down the top a bit and bait it.
After you catch the little bastard you take the suitcase to the nearest druggie / scumbag part of town and leave it along the side of the road. Park a little bit away and wait. Within 10 minutes you'll be laughing your ass off. Be sure and get the video of it.
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:51 PM   #56
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I'm a four minute drive from Hollywood Blvd. but deal with deer, coyotes and skunks on a regular basis, if not every day.

There are probably three nights a week in which I can't open the family room windows and take on the cool 60 degree air because some skunk just sprayed.

It sucks.
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:54 PM   #57
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I'm telling you, nothing is easier than what I told you. Scent free and you can dump it anywhere. I cleaned out about 30 in town a few years ago with this method, none sprayed. Hell, when they're in the trap with the blanket I just loaded them into the back of my pickup and hauled them out to the country to put them in the tank, none sprayed. Only takes 20-30 seconds.
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Old 05-02-2016, 06:59 PM   #59
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Shoot the bitch.

Skunks also hate citrus. Lemon and orange peels in the yard would keep them away. If you get one in a garage or somewhere. Just start spraying an Aerosol can spray.
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I'm a four minute drive from Hollywood Blvd. but deal with deer, coyotes and skunks on a regular basis, if not every day.

There are probably three nights a week in which I can't open the family room windows and take on the cool 60 degree air because some skunk just sprayed.

It sucks.
Don't you know how to stop skunks from spraying ?
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