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Old 10-12-2016, 11:15 AM  
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Fellas! Have you ever faked an orgasm?
As I stated in pork belly thread, I'm currently seeing a girl who has taken it upon herself as a personal mission to try and purify all of the negative kharma that she's accumulated over her lifetime by sexing me into oblivion. Like she's a one woman Make a Wish Foundation/Disneyland combined and I'm the recipient of her amazing altruism.

I've been seeing her for about two months and at this point, I find myself lying to her about being busy on days that I am not just so I don't have to have any more sex.

She's really attractive, is willing to do anything (and I mean ANYTHING) and I am completely worn out. I have friction damage up and down the unit, my balls ache and she could teach fifth year proctologists lessons on how to stimulate the male prostate. I really can't take another vibrator shoved up my ass. Seriously.

Yesterday she's at my house an 9 am to 6 pm (because she decided to play hooky from work to have sex all day.) I'm worn out. So I decide to fake an orgasm in hoping that it would give me a brief reprieve. Bad idea. She takes that as a challenge to have it start all over again, so right into the oral sex combined with hand job into sex again. Oh, she also thinks that marijuana/THC is beneficial to helping fight cancer, so she keeps trying to get me high all the time.

I kinda experienced this before - right after I got divorced and I was dating a girl that was apparently attempting to **** whatever inner demons she had out of her. Stripped or broke every screw and bolt in my bed. She even laced my cocktail one night with ecstasy and viagra.

I'm kinda getting worn out and in my state, I'm not sure that's a good thing.

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Old 10-12-2016, 04:04 PM   #46
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Old 10-12-2016, 04:07 PM   #47
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don't know but apparently he's back in the sack...
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Old 10-12-2016, 05:19 PM   #48
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Then she will be sweet enough to understand. Take her out to dinner instead. Go walk in a park with her.
That's just dumb . That's not what women are for !
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Old 10-12-2016, 05:34 PM   #49
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If I ever need a bolloon of black tar heroin smuggled into some place, I'm going to call Sacc. Because, well....ya know.
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Old 10-12-2016, 05:40 PM   #50
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Old 10-12-2016, 05:55 PM   #51
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My god sac.

How bad am I that I kinda (just a little bit) wish that I had a tumor?

Just a little part of me. That's all.
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Old 10-12-2016, 06:02 PM   #52
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Old 10-12-2016, 06:08 PM   #53
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How old is she???
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Old 10-12-2016, 06:29 PM   #54
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old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred.


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Old 10-12-2016, 06:41 PM   #55
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Old 10-12-2016, 07:24 PM   #56
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You're our boy Sacc, but don't be coming in here telling us how you can't hang with all this amazing sex you're having that most of us only just dream about. Give your junk a Neosporin bath, pop a handful of little blue pills, and get back in there.
Thanks for the pep talk Bowser!

Just go home from the bar where a group of co-workers got together. Got my junk grabbed under the table by this girl who I've wanted to bang for a long time. Subsequently, the her friend who she was with tonight said that her husband was out of town for the week and we three should go to her place and sit in the hot tub. Even though my shit needs the rest, I'm going to luxuriate in bubbles tonight. Grabbing the magnum of Cava I had sitting in the wine cooler and heading out right now.

Thanks for the strong words of encouragement. I'll let you know how it works out. You guys are the best. (Yeah, I'm a touch drunk, but oh wells.) And they want to eat some gummies. So I'll report in that thread as well if I live through the night.

Take care! Love all you guys!
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Old 10-12-2016, 07:30 PM   #57
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This bullshit is getting out of hand. Sac is getting this shit going on but he's gonna stop and crank up the puter to post about it. BULLSHIT !
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Thanks for the pep talk Bowser!

Just go home from the bar where a group of co-workers got together. Got my junk grabbed under the table by this girl who I've wanted to bang for a long time. Subsequently, the her friend who she was with tonight said that her husband was out of town for the week and we three should go to her place and sit in the hot tub. Even though my shit needs the rest, I'm going to luxuriate in bubbles tonight. Grabbing the magnum of Cava I had sitting in the wine cooler and heading out right now.

Thanks for the strong words of encouragement. I'll let you know how it works out. You guys are the best. (Yeah, I'm a touch drunk, but oh wells.) And they want to eat some gummies. So I'll report in that thread as well if I live through the night.

Take care! Love all you guys!
This shit is straight out of Penthouse Forum's

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Old 10-12-2016, 08:29 PM   #60
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Ive never faked it, but I have turned it down.

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