Misc I stopped at a brothel the other day. - Page 3

**Rain Man** · 11:41 PM

I was driving in rural Nevada, and I stopped at a place that housed four businesses under one roof: a gas station, a convenience store, a diner, and a brothel. I utilized two of the four businesses.

I just thought I would share that.

Frosty · 12-08-2016, 11:15 AM

Back in the early 80s, I was in the Oregon National Guard. One month, we had a weekend drill at Camp Rilea near Astoria, OR. One of the older guys was really excited about taking us younger guys to one of his favorite local "hot spots" called the Crab Pot.

It was a normal seafood restaurant in the front but had a bar in the back that featured strippers. The older guy might have thought it was amazing but I was severely underwhelmed. The "strippers" looked like naked, dumpy housewives swaying on top of a table while looking extremely bored. They were skinny fat, with zero muscle tone and small, yet saggy boobs. There was nothing erotic about it and thought the "Crab Pot" was aptly named in all likelihood.

When I was Rainman's brothel, I immediately assumed that the hookers there looked like the Crab Pot's dancers but probably with bad bolt-ons. Then I watched part of the video above and it was confirmed. I'd pass.

Dayze · 12-08-2016, 11:51 AM

not sure why i just thought of this, but here goes.

There was this out of the way place called Hog Holler Saloon, basically near Perry Lake. Brother and I rode out there one Saturday night because there was supposed to be this huge blowout they were advertising all over Facebook, and we also heard word of mouth from other bikers at some of the other stops we usually hit. There was going to be a band, bbq, food specials and a bikini contest etc

the 'band' was just some music piped through the PA on the little out door stage. when it came time for the binkini contest, there were 2 entrants. 1 was some lady that just decided to do it on a whim because there was $250 on the line for the winner and no one entered . Then, a second and final girl 'entered' the contest.......she was one of the waitresses.

. and there were probably 5 bikes there, including the two of ours.

Such a collossal bummer of a night. We still had a blast, just laughing at the whole thing, but man.

Whenever I think of strip clubs, I think of that night. Only been to one strip club ever that had attractive women. Which is why I never go to strip clubs.

Frosty · 12-08-2016, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

Only been to one strip club ever that had attractive women. Which is why I never go to strip clubs.

The Crab Pot was my one and only visit to a strip club. That was enough.

Dayze · 12-08-2016, 11:58 AM

"The Crab Pot"

Dayze · 12-08-2016, 11:59 AM

Thankfully it wasn't called "Harry's Roast Beef Club"

Hydrae · 12-08-2016, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish

Sonofabitch voted for tax hikes.

Probably to pay for a new stadium for the Raiders.

KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN · 12-08-2016, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty

Back in the early 80s, I was in the Oregon National Guard. One month, we had a weekend drill at Camp Rilea near Astoria, OR. One of the older guys was really excited about taking us younger guys to one of his favorite local "hot spots" called the Crab Pot.

It was a normal seafood restaurant in the front but had a bar in the back that featured strippers. The older guy might have thought it was amazing but I was severely underwhelmed. The "strippers" looked like naked, dumpy housewives swaying on top of a table while looking extremely bored. They were skinny fat, with zero muscle tone and small, yet saggy boobs. There was nothing erotic about it and thought the "Crab Pot" was aptly named in all likelihood.

When I was Rainman's brothel, I immediately assumed that the hookers there looked like the Crab Pot's dancers but probably with bad bolt-ons. Then I watched part of the video above and it was confirmed. I'd pass.

Yet your avatar has zero muscle tone and small saggy boobs.

Frosty · 12-08-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN

Yet your avatar has zero muscle tone and small saggy boobs.

KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN · 12-08-2016, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty

As Jack Nickelson says, " You can't handle the truth! ".

Frosty · 12-08-2016, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN

As Jack Nickelson says, " You can't handle the truth! ".

Sure thing, dickhead.

View Poll Results: I think the two businesses Rain Man patronized were...
Gas station and convenience store	17	34.00%
Gas station and diner	9	18.00%
Gas station and brothel	10	20.00%
Convenience store and diner	1	2.00%
Convenience store and brothel	4	8.00%
Diner and brothel	4	8.00%
I bet this place was just a mirage out in the desert	1	2.00%
I think it's unsafe to sell those four things together. Too much cross-contamination.	4	8.00%
Voters: 50. You may not vote on this poll

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12-08-2016, 11:15 AM	#31
Frosty Go Beavers! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Warshington Casino cash: $5608243	Back in the early 80s, I was in the Oregon National Guard. One month, we had a weekend drill at Camp Rilea near Astoria, OR. One of the older guys was really excited about taking us younger guys to one of his favorite local "hot spots" called the Crab Pot. It was a normal seafood restaurant in the front but had a bar in the back that featured strippers. The older guy might have thought it was amazing but I was severely underwhelmed. The "strippers" looked like naked, dumpy housewives swaying on top of a table while looking extremely bored. They were skinny fat, with zero muscle tone and small, yet saggy boobs. There was nothing erotic about it and thought the "Crab Pot" was aptly named in all likelihood. When I was Rainman's brothel, I immediately assumed that the hookers there looked like the Crab Pot's dancers but probably with bad bolt-ons. Then I watched part of the video above and it was confirmed. I'd pass.
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12-08-2016, 11:51 AM	#32
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $5109358	not sure why i just thought of this, but here goes. There was this out of the way place called Hog Holler Saloon, basically near Perry Lake. Brother and I rode out there one Saturday night because there was supposed to be this huge blowout they were advertising all over Facebook, and we also heard word of mouth from other bikers at some of the other stops we usually hit. There was going to be a band, bbq, food specials and a bikini contest etc the 'band' was just some music piped through the PA on the little out door stage. when it came time for the binkini contest, there were 2 entrants. 1 was some lady that just decided to do it on a whim because there was $250 on the line for the winner and no one entered . Then, a second and final girl 'entered' the contest.......she was one of the waitresses. . and there were probably 5 bikes there, including the two of ours. Such a collossal bummer of a night. We still had a blast, just laughing at the whole thing, but man. Whenever I think of strip clubs, I think of that night. Only been to one strip club ever that had attractive women. Which is why I never go to strip clubs. __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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12-08-2016, 11:58 AM	#34
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $5109358	"The Crab Pot" __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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12-08-2016, 11:59 AM	#35
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $5109358	Thankfully it wasn't called "Harry's Roast Beef Club" __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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