News Get your ass OVER! It's the LAW DIPSHIT! - Page 4

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by suds79

Awesome.

For one reason or another there's a fairly large segment of the population who simply drive in the left lane regardless.

Nice work Mr Policeman.

I TOTALLY see EVERY ****ING DAY....people get on the highway from the right side and IMMEDIATELY jump all the way over to the left lane, many times, OFTEN TIMES jumping directly in front of oncoming traffic that is moving considerably faster than they are. let the migration from left lane to right lane and around the moron begin.

care to comment on any possible continual similarities of said segment?

Imon Yourside · 03-13-2013, 01:48 PM

The most annoying thing to me is people in the right hand turn lane that wait until someone is turning in front of them to hop out in front....Annoys the shit out of me, if they just stop and go instead of hesitating for 5 plus seconds it wouldn't be a problem but %*#&*&#@*(&#(*@&#$*(@#&&(*#!)(#*!)(#!~!!!!!!!!!!!!

**notorious** · 03-13-2013, 01:49 PM

Tools that don't know that you can turn right on red.

**** them, too.

LOCOChief · 03-13-2013, 01:51 PM

The only thing that would've have been better than just the ticket is if she refused to sign it and suspiciously reached for something under her seat at which time the officer would have pulled her through the drivers side window and ****ed her up right on the spot Rodney King syle.

Simplicity · 03-13-2013, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by frankotank

Woman gets ticket for driving 2 mph under speed limit

A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95.

Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters.

"[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'"

Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move.

However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before.

"Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said.

She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA.

"The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'"

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...211957738.html

HOORAY! Why don't Missouri cops do the same! PLEASE PULL ALL THESE SLOW BITCHES OVER! PLEASE! It's the ****ing LAW! So get the hell outta my way I got some speeding to do you stupid slow sorry ass BITCHES!

Here's a link to individual state laws.

http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

You don't own the road. I don't give a shit how you drive, just do it in the right lane. Yeah, that big thing in your rearview mirror....it's a vehicle. The other 20 things in your rearview mirror....they are 20 other vehicles that your STUPID ASS IS HOLDING UP IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Why are you such a ****ing MORON!

GET YOUR ASS OVER!

Who tf are you? Stop your bitching. The girl was going 2 mph under.

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplicity

Who tf are you? Stop your bitching. The girl was going 2 mph under.

I'm frankotank BITCH!
the girl was a dumb mother****er breaking the law.

now get the **** OUTTA MY WAY!

non driving mother ****er.....

**Bugeater** · 03-13-2013, 02:05 PM

As soon as I saw Simplicity posted in this thread, I knew, I mean ABSOLUTELY knew, that he'd be defending the bitch.

How did I know that you ask? Because he's a giant goddamned vagina, that's how.

Frazod · 03-13-2013, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

As soon as I saw Simplicity posted in this thread, I knew, I mean ABSOLUTELY knew, that he'd be defending the bitch.

How did I know that you ask? Because he's a giant goddamned vagina, that's how.

**Predarat** · 03-13-2013, 02:10 PM

They should put a spike system in the left lane, and when someone is going slow and messing up traffic, the spikes come out and ruin all four of the offenders tires.

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Predarat

They should put a spike system in the left lane, and when someone is going slow and messing up traffic, the spikes come out and ruin all four of the offenders tires.

I totally want a word bar light thingy in my rear window with a keyboard up front so I can give destructive criticism to those I've had to pass using nascar moves.

Rasputin · 03-13-2013, 02:19 PM

I think when you see someone drive stupid you should be able to shoot their car with a "stupid" flag that sticks to the car. After three "stupid" flags the car gets pulled over by the cops and the person gets a ticket for being "stupid".

LOCOChief · 03-13-2013, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

I think when you see someone drive stupid you should be able to shoot their car with a "stupid" flag that sticks to the car. After three "stupid" flags the car gets pulled over by the cops and the person gets a ticket for being "stupid".

Cars down here would look like ****ing porcupines.

frankotank · 03-13-2013, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

I think when you see someone drive stupid you should be able to shoot their car with a "stupid" flag that sticks to the car. After three "stupid" flags the car gets pulled over by the cops and the person gets a ticket for being "stupid".

- Jack Handy

FYP

**DaFace** · 03-13-2013, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

I think when you see someone drive stupid you should be able to shoot their car with a "stupid" flag that sticks to the car. After three "stupid" flags the car gets pulled over by the cops and the person gets a ticket for being "stupid".

During a long road trip with my wife a while back, we discussed the idea of a rep system for driving. Someone's nice and lets you merge in? Rep. Someone cuts you off like an idiot? Neg rep. People below a certain number of points get a ticket.

It'd never work, but the concept is intriguing.

**Predarat** · 03-13-2013, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

During a long road trip with my wife a while back, we discussed the idea of a rep system for driving. Someone's nice and lets you merge in? Rep. Someone cuts you off like an idiot? Neg rep. People below a certain number of points get a ticket.

It'd never work, but the concept is intriguing.

Id be reddin' the shit out of people.

03-13-2013, 01:48 PM	#2
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Rasputin Tip of the hat LIV Champs Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $3345421	I think when you see someone drive stupid you should be able to shoot their car with a "stupid" flag that sticks to the car. After three "stupid" flags the car gets pulled over by the cops and the person gets a ticket for being "stupid".
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