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06-03-2013, 05:27 PM | Topic Starter |
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If Adam Teicher reported on regular news stories what would the headlines be?
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Can't think of any more without getting too political but come up with your own fluff headlines for Americas least insightful sports reporter. |
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06-03-2013, 05:29 PM | #2 |
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WE LANDED ON THE MOON!
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06-03-2013, 05:34 PM | #3 |
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scientists shocked to learn that human body needs water and oxygen to survive.
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06-03-2013, 05:35 PM | #4 |
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Research shows that tornadoes are a major contributor to homeowner's insurance claims in Oklahoma.
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06-03-2013, 05:37 PM | #5 |
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A detailed report as to how he lands less tang than a nun.
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06-03-2013, 05:38 PM | #6 |
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Recent reports suggest that JFK was assassinated, did not die of natural causes.
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06-03-2013, 05:41 PM | #7 |
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Grass is green, sky is blue, water is wet.
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06-03-2013, 05:42 PM | #8 |
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Pain starts in nerve endings.
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06-03-2013, 05:42 PM | #9 |
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"Boring obvious headline with a slight play on words"
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06-03-2013, 05:43 PM | #10 |
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"My poop was runny"
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06-03-2013, 06:22 PM | #11 |
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Chief concerns and Royal pains.
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06-03-2013, 06:30 PM | #12 |
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Parents find out kids like ice cream.
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06-03-2013, 06:33 PM | #13 |
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JFC, reporters/columnist's don't decide the headlines of their story.
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06-04-2013, 12:02 PM | #14 |
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That's a pretty shitty title.
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06-03-2013, 06:39 PM | #15 |
I BRAUGHT THE BOOZE
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