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Nickhead · 04:23 AM

Would you do it?

The small production line I run, on average, ruins 60 bottles for a myriad of reasons. Some just can't be helped. We have a new owner, who is Chinese, and I find out they are exporting every bottle for $200 (We buy the same bottle here in town for $3). So my thought is this. I say I get the production to 100%, and still report the 60 bottles as broken, but take them home, and over time accumulate enough for a couple pallets and ship them to Chineseistan?

One carton of 12 bottles of sparkling water nets $2400 dollars. One pallet has 64 cartons. After shipping costs, whatever that may be (probably what? 2000 bucks). That nets $151,000.

Even if I took home a six pack every day for six months. There is no security, we all are against our new owners, but still maintain our ability to keep our jobs.

FOR ONE ****ING PALLET OF SPARKLING WATER. $150,000

Would you?

Rain Man, you have any shipping vessel recommendations? Looking to maximize my profit to debt ratio

**Ming the Merciless** · 06-06-2018, 08:30 AM

Reported to FBI and homeland security

**Ming the Merciless** · 06-06-2018, 08:31 AM

Lol @ 200$ per bottle

Pablo · 06-06-2018, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower

Reported to FBI and homeland security

You wanna tell the Kangaroo Island Police for this guy.

frozenchief · 06-06-2018, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickhead

Would you do it?

The small production line I run, on average, ruins 60 bottles for a myriad of reasons. Some just can't be helped. We have a new owner, who is Chinese, and I find out they are exporting every bottle for $200 (We buy the same bottle here in town for $3). So my thought is this. I say I get the production to 100%, and still report the 60 bottles as broken, but take them home, and over time accumulate enough for a couple pallets and ship them to Chineseistan?

One carton of 12 bottles of sparkling water nets $2400 dollars. One pallet has 64 cartons. After shipping costs, whatever that may be (probably what? 2000 bucks). That nets $151,000.

Even if I took home a six pack every day for six months. There is no security, we all are against our new owners, but still maintain our ability to keep our jobs.

FOR ONE ****ING PALLET OF SPARKLING WATER. $150,000

Would you?

Rain Man, you have any shipping vessel recommendations? Looking to maximize my profit to debt ratio

Do this with 2 so you can use the funds from one to pay your lawyer and other expenses when you get caught and go to prison.

**Ming the Merciless** · 06-06-2018, 08:34 AM

If you cant afford to buy some sparkling water for 50 cents a bottle and sell it for 200$ and you didn't think of this immediately then you are a dipshit

**Iowanian** · 06-06-2018, 09:05 AM

I don't see any problem with this plan, in fact it sounds glorious and failproof.

What I think we need now is a before pic of your b hole.

**Rain Man** · 06-06-2018, 09:14 AM

I think the key to selling $200 water is not the supply, but rather the demand.

If you can identify a Chinese person willing to pay $200, I can hook you up with some Romanians to get it there.

Pasta Little Brioni · 06-06-2018, 09:15 AM

New Zealanders, folks

**loochy** · 06-06-2018, 10:11 AM

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Beef Supreme · 06-06-2018, 10:28 AM

Isn't this the plot to Superman 3?

Fish · 06-06-2018, 10:43 AM

So you'll just magically increase production to 100%, huh?

**wazu** · 06-06-2018, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by lawrenceRaider

Sounds like they are laundering money to me.

Yep. Which makes stealing from them totally safe. What are they gonna do, call the cops? You can proceed without worry.

Chief Roundup · 06-06-2018, 11:00 AM

You sound like a Daewin award winner.

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Graystoke · 06-06-2018, 11:12 AM

Is this the winner of the Mofo Contest?

KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN · 06-06-2018, 11:13 AM

I think you misspelled dickhead when you typed your user name when you joined Chiefs Planet.

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06-06-2018, 03:51 AM
Nickhead EvOlVeD Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Blue Mountains, Australia Casino cash: $2509868	$150,000 in one shot... Would you do it? The small production line I run, on average, ruins 60 bottles for a myriad of reasons. Some just can't be helped. We have a new owner, who is Chinese, and I find out they are exporting every bottle for $200 (We buy the same bottle here in town for $3). So my thought is this. I say I get the production to 100%, and still report the 60 bottles as broken, but take them home, and over time accumulate enough for a couple pallets and ship them to Chineseistan? One carton of 12 bottles of sparkling water nets $2400 dollars. One pallet has 64 cartons. After shipping costs, whatever that may be (probably what? 2000 bucks). That nets $151,000. Even if I took home a six pack every day for six months. There is no security, we all are against our new owners, but still maintain our ability to keep our jobs. FOR ONE ***ING PALLET OF SPARKLING WATER. $150,000 Would you? Rain Man, you have any shipping vessel recommendations? Looking to maximize my profit to debt ratio Last edited by Nickhead; 06-06-2018 at 04:23 AM..*
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