Hypothetical: Enter the witness protection program here.

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

Basically, you live like a complete pauper surrounded by the ultra-wealthy on vacation during summer, and by frozen seagulls and perhaps the odd migrating penguin in winter.

And since it's an actual island, with no bridge to the mainland, even ordinary groceries are stupid expensive. Good luck my friend!

Rainmain, I need another option. Nantucket got me away from the Jesuits but I'm being abused by the wealthy denizens of the area. I'm slaving away fixing their collections of Patek Phillipes and Rolexes and the wealth isn't trickling down.