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08-20-2004, 07:21 PM | #1 |
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2 words: Donkey Punch
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08-20-2004, 07:23 PM | #2 | |
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09-18-2004, 09:59 AM | #3 | |
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08-20-2004, 07:22 PM | #4 |
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well just to let yall know im 20 years old and this chick is 23.
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08-20-2004, 07:24 PM | #5 | |
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Charm the panties right off her. Damn. I'd hit it.
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08-20-2004, 07:29 PM | #8 | |
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09-18-2004, 10:01 AM | #9 | |
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08-20-2004, 07:27 PM | #11 | |
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08-20-2004, 07:31 PM | #12 | |
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Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
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If my kid ever does this.. I'll beat him. This is something he should talk about with his friends... not mine.
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