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Old 07-21-2014, 01:42 PM  
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I met a hot girl at the club Saturday night
I tried posting this when I got home this weekend, but it didn't make much sense on account of my lack of sobriety and so I ended up finding myself on some Judge Judy YouTube page watching clips until 4 AM.

I often go to the club near my college on weekends with a few friends and have a few shots. Picking up girls is never really on my mind, as most girls have the BAC of Ryan Dunn and Keith Whitley combined. With that said, Saturday there was a girl who (I think) was one of the better looking girls I had seen there.

She's extremely drunk, and I'm not far behind. We make out for a bit, and then we start having a conversation. We begin discussing how girls are afraid to admit that they masturbate, which segues into a long conversation about gender roles. I begin discussing how traditionalism is always detrimental to society and begin discussing my Marxist tendencies. She eventually gets bored, grabs a guy nearby, and they walk off together whilst I'm still discussing the plight of the proletariat (if I remember right).

That is all, happy Monday everybody.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:32 PM   #76
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:32 PM   #77
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It's boring and I just dislike touching live fish (especially nasty ass cat fish).
Remnants of an ex girlfriend can lead to vehement despisal.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:33 PM   #78
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See, this guy gets it.

Although, I wouldn't mind going deep sea fishing. That looks like fun.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:34 PM   #79
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That doesn't make any sense. I've never dated a fish.
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That doesn't make any sense. I've never dated a fish.
The joke being that rank vagina smells like fish, and probably wouldn't be very fun to touch.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:36 PM   #81
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The joke being that rank vagina smells like fish.
I've also never dated a girl with a rank vagina.

I realize that someone who would bring up Marx when a girl is talking about masturbation might not understand that there are plenty of women who don't have rank vaginas, but I assure you that there are.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:36 PM   #82
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Yes, that's been suggested but I've never been anywhere that I could fly fish. I'm not opposed to trying it.
You just need to drive a few hours east to northern Arkansas and try to white river
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:36 PM   #83
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I've also never dated a girl with a rank vagina.

I realize that someone who would bring up Marx when a girl is talking about masturbation might not understand that there are plenty of women who don't have rank vaginas, but I assure you that there are.
But I thought I was trolling? Meaning that my Saturday night club story totes didn't happen.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:37 PM   #84
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Yes, that's been suggested but I've never been anywhere that I could fly fish. I'm not opposed to trying it.
I go all the time. I'm a trout guy and I go up to Beavers Bend in SE Oklahoma when I can. In a pinch I hit up Blue River in Oklahoma (slightly north of Lake Texoma).

You don't have to fly fish for trout though. You can do bass or panfish as well.
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See, this guy gets it.

Although, I wouldn't mind going deep sea fishing. That looks like fun.
I want to do one of those deep sea fishing charters like they offer around here. That looks like fun. Catching a huge tuna or a swordfish would be interesting and probably a fun day out on the ocean.
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But I thought I was trolling? Meaning that my Saturday night club story totes didn't happen.
What has happened is that your thread about your weekend activities has been hijacked by fishing, which is one of the most boring things known to man.

What does that tell you?
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What has happened is that your thread about your weekend activities has been hijacked by fishing, which is one of the most boring things known to man.

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What has happened is that your thread about your weekend activities has been hijacked by fishing, which is one of the most boring things known to man.

What does that tell you?
It tells me that I'm my own biggest fan.
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I tried "fly fishing" up at our place in the mountains. It didn't go as hoped. After a few casts, the ****ing fly would snap off the leader thing. I went through about a dozen flies before quitting. I later found out that I was whipping the line too abruptly and the poor flies were breaking the speed of sound.

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