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Old 08-28-2014, 11:40 AM  
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**** OFFICIAL official thread style sheet thread (per Loochy) ****

It's high time this place got some good ol' fashioned American standardization. The Army doesn't just let you wear whatever the hell you want.
A 2x4 can't be just any dimensions.
A Brazilian double dildo choke hold gang bang cannot and WILL NOT INCLUDE UNSHAVEN BUTTHOLES.

Thus, too, should Chiefsplanet Official Threads have a uniform code.

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1. Official thread titles shall have FOUR stars, unless they are mega threads for an entire season, in which case they shall have five stars.
Setting up a game day thread? Please enter FOUR (4) asterisks, followed by a single space.

**** OFFICIAL 8/27 Count Zarth watches his own butthole while he farts thread ****

vs.

***** OFFICIAL 2014 Count Zarth Manic Self Loathing Thread *****


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2. The word "official" shall be capitalized in the thread title.
No more lower case letters to be lost in a sea of Fire Me Boy porkbelly curing threads and "Cops shooting everyone because Obama" threads started by whatever boil on the ass of humanity slithered its way out of the DC dumpster fire.

OFFICIAL is official. Official is not.

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3. It is an official GAME DAY thread.
Because you are not posting just during the game. Get it? This is tailgate country, asshole. Put day in the title.

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4. Local teams shall always listed first.
Example:

**** OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs vs. Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl Gameday Thread ****

or

**** OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos Face Rape Gameday Thread ****

A little flare is fine. What is NOT fine is....

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5. Stupid ass nicknames for opponents shall not be in OFFICIAL thread titles.
Faders? **** you.
Bonkos? Grow up.
SEMENHawks? Okay, I like it, but **** off.

The shit isn't funny in posts. It's unacceptable in OFFICIAL thread titles.


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6. Your original post shall contain pertinent information regarding the subject matter.
You want to post an OFFICIAL thread? Then you have some ****ing responsibility, jack. No one gives a **** about your bullshit "let's go!" original post. This isn't arrowheadaddict, you ****wad.

Gameday threads should include any or all of the following:
  • Time/location of event.
  • TV details.
  • Game preview (linked article, article text pasted into a SPOILER tag)
  • Relevant stats (Alex Smith versus live human defenses, Average yards given up to future Arby's employees, etc.)
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Get your ****ing act together, Chiefsplanet. Quit having stuff like this:

*Official Chiefs VS Packers Game thread*

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GO CHIEFS!
WTF is this shit?

Clean it up, CP. You're better than this.
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Old 08-28-2014, 11:43 AM   #2
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Old 08-28-2014, 11:44 AM   #3
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:04 PM   #4
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:17 PM   #5
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:17 PM   #6
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:39 PM   #7
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:43 PM   #8
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Old 08-28-2014, 01:18 PM   #9
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Old 08-28-2014, 01:43 PM   #11
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I have huge problems with the local teams listed first part. It's standard NFL practice (and really, this is the case in ALL pro sports leagues) to list the VISITING team first. Always.

It doesn't matter if this is a Chiefs forum. "Kansas City Chiefs vs. Tennessee Titans" means the game is at Tennessee.

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Old 08-28-2014, 01:58 PM   #14
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You want to post an OFFICIAL thread? Then you have some ****ing responsibility, jack. No one gives a **** about your bullshit "let's go!" original post. This isn't arrowheadaddict, you ****wad.

Gameday threads should include any or all of the following:
  • Time/location of event.
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  • Game preview (linked article, article text pasted into a SPOILER tag)
  • Relevant stats (Alex Smith versus live human defenses, Average yards given up to future Arby's employees, etc.)
  • Rosters
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  • Analysis
  • Relevant photos
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  • Photos/gifs of chicks with huge tits dancing like slutwhores.

Get your ****ing act together, Chiefsplanet. Quit having stuff like this:

*Official Chiefs VS Packers Game thread*



WTF is this shit?

Clean it up, CP. You're better than this.
That's a lot of crap to put in a post that you're going to read once and then have to scroll through 500 times during the game. At least put it in spoiler tags if it's more than a few lines with time/tv details.
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Old 08-28-2014, 02:07 PM   #15
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I have huge problems with the local teams listed first part. It's standard NFL practice (and really, this is the case in ALL pro sports leagues) to list the VISITING team first. Always.

It doesn't matter if this is a Chiefs forum. "Kansas City Chiefs vs. Tennessee Titans" means the game is at Tennessee.

The rule is wrong.
Actually no it doesn't. Notice the VS versus the AT. The standard is that a "vs" means the home team is listed first and an "at" means the home team is listed last. There are also plenty of leagues around the world where the home team is always listed first and the "vs" format is always used.
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