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**Gonzo** · 11:04 PM

Hey guys...
Thought we could use a thread to help one another out with purchasing new and used games. Now that the next gen consoles are out and the holiday season will soon be upon us, many new games are going to drop. We've been throwing 'reviews' in several different threads or making new threads for each game. I thought we might like to converge and discuss them as a whole. Whether you're on PS3, 360, PS4, XB one or even a wii, PC and Mac, this is a repository for what you're playing and how you rate it.

Let's try to do a 1-10 scale for each game. Take into account the following:

Storyline
Challenge
Replayability
Graphics
Online functionality
Downloadable content
AI/npc's
Price
Length of gameplay

You can use all or some of those as a guide to score the game. If there are other aspects you'd like to tell as about with your game, please do so. These are just suggentions.

Please note what system, (if necessary i.e. It being exclusive to a system) you're playing on and let us know what you think.

1. Sucks, I'd rather watch Brodie Croyle play as our starter. This game is dogshit.
2. Don't waste your time. It's obviously been programmed by a bunch of chimps with syphilis.
3. I'd rather eat tapioca pudding out of my grandmothers colostomy bag, then stick my tongue in her stoma.
4. Meh, there's really better stuff to do, (like waxing my pubes) but I was lazy.
5. This is kinda like purgatory. It's not the best place to be but it could be worse.
6. Not bad at all... It's like I just scored a BJ from my hot first cousin.
7. Entertaining as all hell, kinda like the feeling where you just drank enough not to puke and can still walk.
8. Buy this game, I'm super-cereal. It's got stuff that makes my nipples tingly.
9. HELL F'ing YEAH! I'd talk more about it but I'm gonna be locked in place for a week just playing this ****er.
10. This game is like godfather two and the empire strikes back joined forces to **** your face off with wow. I'm taking all of my PTO days and going on FMLA.

EDIT: We can also discuss upcoming/all things gaming in here as well.
Enjoy!

Mother****erJones · 02-19-2015, 01:34 PM

Meh, I'm getting it. It seems like it's getting the same kind of reviews Ryse did for Xbone. And I really liked that game.

**007** · 02-19-2015, 05:30 PM

PS4 Mecca. Personal preference for me though because I hated the xbox dashboard and the live service.

**Bowser** · 02-19-2015, 06:13 PM

Traded in Destiny and Titanfall for Dying Light today. Haven't played it yet, but I'll go ahead and assume I made the right move.

**Ragged Robin** · 02-19-2015, 07:58 PM

preordered Pillars of Eternity, also waiting on AngryJoe's review for Attila: Total War because I pulled the trigger on Rome 2 on release out of nostalgia and got burned.. never again

Ceej · 02-19-2015, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

Traded in Destiny and Titanfall for Dying Light today. Haven't played it yet, but I'll go ahead and assume I made the right move.

Yuuuuuup.

ragedogg69 · 02-19-2015, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Sonbitch. I was really looking forward to The Order. Guess I'll stand by and see some gameplay vids.

Imon Yourside · 02-20-2015, 09:39 AM

Anyone play Idol Hands yet? looks kinda kewl..as a huge populous fan it seems interesting.

Mother****erJones · 02-20-2015, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

Traded in Destiny and Titanfall for Dying Light today. Haven't played it yet, but I'll go ahead and assume I made the right move.

Dying light is so fun, if you're on ps4 hit me up man.

Blankey · 02-20-2015, 10:55 PM

Finally getting around to check out the Dolphin emulator, been playing the Super Mario Galaxy games and it's pretty damn awesome.

http://i.imgur.com/nOLhAcP.jpg

Sure-Oz · 02-20-2015, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones

Dying light is so fun, if you're on ps4 hit me up man.

Is it like mirrors edge? Cause I list interest in that in 30 min

frankotank · 02-21-2015, 06:44 AM

Alien Isolation
starting today. anybody played this? I've heard good things....

medium or hard....which way to go.....

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-21-2015, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank

Alien Isolation
starting today. anybody played this? I've heard good things....

medium or hard....which way to go.....

Do you play an INS agent, or a Texas sheriff?

**Gonzo** · 02-21-2015, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank

Alien Isolation
starting today. anybody played this? I've heard good things....

medium or hard....which way to go.....

MEDIUM LIKE A MOFO.

Dude, the game scared the shit outta me. Be patient with it. Give it a couple hours. Trust me. There's not a shit load of alien interaction but it's a very enjoyable game.

**Gonzo** · 02-21-2015, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

Traded in Destiny and Titanfall for Dying Light today. Haven't played it yet, but I'll go ahead and assume I made the right move.

It's like Dead Island mixed with Farcry and Metro Redux. Open world, lots of fun. Check out mah write up on it a couple pages back.

**Gonzo** · 02-21-2015, 05:54 PM

Evolve - PS4

Tell me something guys... Have you ever gone out with a chick who was really hot, smart, funny and sexy, only to find out that when you finally got her home she was actually holding out? I mean, yeah it's still sex but unfortunately you found out, (after spending a bunch of cash on her over the course of a month) that you need to spend more money in order to see her fully nude. Then you have to buy her some clothes in order to unlock a BJ, a car for anal and a house for a three way. That's Evolve in a nutshell.

The state of gaming has gone to complete shit...
The devs, (turtle rock) have taken the Paygo DLC system to the next level. These one who sucks the peniss are right up there with the developers of H1Z1 in my opinion.
They released over 60 bucks worth of DLC the day of release and dumbasses are buying it.
This is just unacceptable behavior and it needs to stop. The only time we need to see DLC is when your game has been out a few months and people have lost interest.
Anyway... Here's the game.

The storyline:
You're one of four hunters, (Medic, Trapper, Support or Assult) or you are a monster that eats everything on a planet to evolve.
That's it. No story.

The gameplay: Kill or be killed. Rank up as you go to new characters that have new and different weapons or rank up your monster.

Graphics: they're good. Not great.

Replayability: it's decent if you're playing with friends. Other than that there's no real motivation to play this more than a few hours.
It's a long game of hide and seek or a running simulator. Yeah, it can be kinda fun if you're drinking with buddies and just want to **** around.

Rating: 5.5
I expected more. I guess I would've got it if I was prepared to pay nearly 100 bucks for it.

08-27-2014, 12:19 AM
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	All Things Video Games & Game Reviews Hey guys... Thought we could use a thread to help one another out with purchasing new and used games. Now that the next gen consoles are out and the holiday season will soon be upon us, many new games are going to drop. We've been throwing 'reviews' in several different threads or making new threads for each game. I thought we might like to converge and discuss them as a whole. Whether you're on PS3, 360, PS4, XB one or even a wii, PC and Mac, this is a repository for what you're playing and how you rate it. Let's try to do a 1-10 scale for each game. Take into account the following: Storyline Challenge Replayability Graphics Online functionality Downloadable content AI/npc's Price Length of gameplay You can use all or some of those as a guide to score the game. If there are other aspects you'd like to tell as about with your game, please do so. These are just suggentions. Please note what system, (if necessary i.e. It being exclusive to a system) you're playing on and let us know what you think. 1. Sucks, I'd rather watch Brodie Croyle play as our starter. This game is dogshit. 2. Don't waste your time. It's obviously been programmed by a bunch of chimps with syphilis. 3. I'd rather eat tapioca pudding out of my grandmothers colostomy bag, then stick my tongue in her stoma. 4. Meh, there's really better stuff to do, (like waxing my pubes) but I was lazy. 5. This is kinda like purgatory. It's not the best place to be but it could be worse. 6. Not bad at all... It's like I just scored a BJ from my hot first cousin. 7. Entertaining as all hell, kinda like the feeling where you just drank enough not to puke and can still walk. 8. Buy this game, I'm super-cereal. It's got stuff that makes my nipples tingly. 9. HELL F'ing YEAH! I'd talk more about it but I'm gonna be locked in place for a week just playing this **er. 10. This game is like godfather two and the empire strikes back joined forces to ** your face off with wow. I'm taking all of my PTO days and going on FMLA. EDIT: We can also discuss upcoming/all things gaming in here as well. Enjoy! Last edited by Gonzo; 08-28-2014 at 11:04 PM..
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