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Old 12-12-2018, 07:59 PM  
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Study: James Bond has a “severe” drinking problem

He’s a piker compared to the typical Chiefs tailgater:

James Bond Has A ‘Severe’ Drinking Problem: Study
Diamonds are forever. Fortunately, liver damage can be reversed.



New Zealand’s University of Otago published a paper Monday in the Medical Journal of Australia, revealing that James Bond fits six out of 11 criteria for being an alcohol abuser, Fox News reports.

Over the course of six decades, 007 has sipped from 109 drinks while fighting international terrorism. The secret agent gulped down half dozen of his signature cocktails in 2008’s Quantum of Solace, which researchers believe places his blood alcohol level at a near-fatal 0.36%

Bond’s binge drinking does affect his work: he sleeps with the enemy (sometimes with knives and guns in the bed).

The study calls on MI6, 007’s employer, to do more to change the workplace culture around drinking and de-stressing. “MI6 management needs to redefine Bond’s job to reduce his stress levels. More field support and a stronger team approach are needed so that his duties do not weigh as heavily upon him,” the study suggests.



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Old 12-12-2018, 10:02 PM   #16
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:18 PM   #17
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There must be a specialty medical/film studies education pathway. Graduates could work in Hollywood.
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:19 PM   #18
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:49 PM   #19
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Six cocktails is “near fatal”? I’d be dead a thousand times over.





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My Poison? Jim Beam (started that crap in Vietnam) and later Russian Vodka (while working at the embassy in Moscow).

Finally came to the conclusion that either I stop - or I was dead.

James Bond my ass..............
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Old 12-12-2018, 11:05 PM   #20
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Six cocktails is “near fatal”? I’d be dead a thousand times over.
For our first playoff game this year, I’ll have 6 by kickoff
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Old 12-12-2018, 11:09 PM   #21
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Isn’t he also a date rapist?

Getting many of these women drunk and then taking advantage of them
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Old 12-13-2018, 12:59 AM   #22
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Isn’t he also a date rapist?

Getting many of these women drunk and then taking advantage of them
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Yesh.
Boy do I miss the good 'ol days!

John Wayne, Charles Bronson, Robert Mitchum and James Bond to name a few.

Drink excessively, backhand a smartass mouthy bitch, have her give you sex and leave her high and dry. Not exactly the MeTooMovement!
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Old 12-13-2018, 01:24 AM   #23
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y'all's masculinity is seriously fragile if you found that offensive.

I love Bond, love the books, the movies, and-
thought that article was funny.
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Old 12-13-2018, 01:57 AM   #24
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Old 12-13-2018, 02:09 AM   #25
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LOL.

College must have CHANGED since I went if a graduate wrote that noise.
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Old 12-13-2018, 02:45 AM   #26
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I was gonna say... I've really been pushing my luck all this time huh
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Old 12-13-2018, 06:53 AM   #27
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Old 12-13-2018, 07:59 AM   #28
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Old 12-13-2018, 08:34 AM   #29
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Jesus Christ the shit that gets you snowflakes so wound up...
Jesus Christ, no shit. The article itself says that this was done as a joke as part of a ****ing holiday party.
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Old 12-13-2018, 08:50 AM   #30
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Jesus Christ, no shit. The article itself says that this was done as a joke as part of a ****ing holiday party.
But I wanna be offended about spy story man I love so dearly!
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