The theme for the 2014 CP "King of the n00bs" award is...

[RealSNR]

(UPDATE 02/10/15: The ****ening has begun.)

Deathmatch.

This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion.

Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl.

From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs.

This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so.

The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete.

General rules and guidelines:

1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure.

2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you.

3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year.

4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares.

5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible.

6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy

THE FIGHTERS:

Bufkin
PizzaDoughz
mac459 (withdrawn)
Coochie liquor(KO'd)
temper11 (KO'd)

[Hootie]

I can name about 50 funny parts ... the entire movie is hilarious. And I'm sure Trey and Matt didn't improv at all, that seems real likely. There's an entire car scene where the song Trey is listening to was written and sang by Trey Parker.

Anyone who watches that movie and concludes it's not funny doesn't have a good sense of humor.

Now, when I get off my phone if you want me to point out every funny scene I probably will because I've seen the movie approximately 100 times

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Can you point to a scene that made you laugh out loud?

I remember watching it with a friend, and kinda fake laughing at times since I thought Trey and Matt had written it. I assumed that since South Park was the epitome of hilarity, maybe I was just having a bad day. The second my friend whispered to me "you know they didn't have anything to do with the material in this right?", I responded with "this movie sucks dick".

Yes, but you're losing ground with each post. Best to drop this and work on improving your standing.

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

I can name about 50 funny parts ... the entire movie is hilarious. And I'm sure Trey and Matt didn't improv at all, that seems real likely. There's an entire car scene where the song Trey is listening to was written and sang by Trey Parker.

Anyone who watches that movie and concludes it's not funny doesn't have a good sense of humor.

Now, when I get off my phone if you want me to point out every funny scene I probably will because I've seen the movie approximately 100 times

Nobody's doubting that you've seen Baseketball 100 times.

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by KC native

Yes, but you're losing ground with each post. Best to drop this and work on improving your standing.

Me calling out shitty movies isn't going to be a deciding factor for this contest. If it is, I don't want it anyways.

[Hootie]

I just read the BASEketball wiki and David Zucker says himself that Trey Parker and Matt Stone contributed an innumerable amount of dialog and suggestions that most of which were used.

Nice try, though.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Me calling out shitty movies isn't going to be a deciding factor for this contest. If it is, I don't want it anyways.

I'm disappointed in you. You have potential to become an all time great in terms of CP trolls, but you don't have the competitive drive to achieve it.

You should change your username to peyton manning or something.

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

I just read the BASEketball wiki and David Zucker says himself that Trey Parker and Matt Stone contributed an innumerable amount of dialog and suggestions that most of which were used.

Nice try, though.

Of course he said that. This was a Zucker movie, nothing more nothing less. For a real MnT movie, you have to see Orgazmo. And Cannibal! The Musical.

Although now that I'm thinking, I'll admit that I lied. The dildo scene was kinda funny.

"We want our money back. This is just like the time we asked and got our money back for Baseketball".
-Stan after leaving Passion of the Christ in South Park.

[Hootie]

I've seen all those movies. They're ok, decently funny. BASEketball was better. And I don't care who wrote it, that means nothing to me. Nothing. Why is that even a point you're trying to make?

[Hootie]

The one liners in the movie are sensational.

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

I've seen all those movies. They're ok, decently funny. BASEketball was better. And I don't care who wrote it, that means nothing to me. Nothing. Why is that even a point you're trying to make?

Wasn't really a point I was trying to make, just a basic fact. Pretty much everything Trey and Matt write, direct, or produce is hilarious. Zucker letting them improv a few scenes can't save it.

I'll also concede that the plot was a decent idea. Oh, and then there's the infamous Bob Costas line which is hilarious.

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

The one liners in the movie are sensational.

I get it, you think it's a hilarious movie. That doesn't surprise me. It would be like a redneck with a cowboy hat and a Skoal can in his hand arguing with me that Tim McGraw is the greatest vocalist in music history. I'm not doubting that he truly thinks that, but he's still an idiot with bad taste.

In my humble opinion.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by KC native

I'm disappointed in you. You have potential to become an all time great in terms of CP trolls, but you don't have the competitive drive to achieve it.

You should change your username to peyton manning or something.

well done. There was a lesson there for anyone willing to think about it.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

I've seen all those movies. They're ok, decently funny. BASEketball was better. And I don't care who wrote it, that means nothing to me. Nothing. Why is that even a point you're trying to make?

And this is where the dumbass comes out.

Orgazmo is way funnier than baseketball.

[Bufkin]

You know what the greatest movie of all time is? Borat. Not even close. Now THAT'S a comedy.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

You know what the greatest movie of all time is? Borat. Not even close. Now THAT'S a comedy.

You both are wrong.

Old school still is the funniest ever. Take any one

Animal House
Caddyshack
Ferris Bueller