Royals *** Official Royal Jack Shits vs Bowel Moving A'ssholes GDT 08/02/14 *** - Page 13

ROYC75 · 01:22 PM

We got a much needed win from an excellent start out of Guthrie last night. Today Vargas comes back from the D/L to make a start against a real pain in the ass Royal killer( Lester ) .

It's a tall order, but it's baseball, so let's go get them again.

Worth noting
• Hitters No. 2 through No. 6 for the Royal JackShits finished 0-for-16 with six strikeouts on Friday.

This shit isn't going to cut it for a win very often!
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Royals @ A's

Preview
Probables
Lineups

Saturday, August 2, 2014
Royals @ Athletics

(56-52)
(66-42)

Saturday 8/2, 4:05 PM ET at O.co Coliseum
Radio: KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network OAK: 95.7 FM The Game, KIQI 1010
TV: KC: FSKC OAK: CSNCA

Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Aoki, N, RF .262 0 17 9 - - - -
Infante, O, 2B .262 5 49 4 6 .333 0 0
Perez, S, DH .272 12 39 1 2 .500 0 0
Butler, B, 1B .267 5 41 0 17 .235 0 1
Gordon, A, LF .273 9 47 7 14 .143 0 2
Kratz, E, C .198 3 10 0 - - - -
Cain, L, CF .297 3 37 15 8 .250 0 0
Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 42 0 7 .429 0 3
Escobar, A, SS .275 2 32 23 10 .300 0 1

SP- Jason Vargas
2014 season
8-4, 3.31 ERA, 1.23 WHIP, 82 Ks
vs. Athletics last 5 years
0-0, 0.00 ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks

Athletics 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Fuld, S, CF .264 2 21 13 6 .000 0 0
Lowrie, J, SS .239 5 40 0 16 .375 0 1
Donaldson, J, 3B .248 23 76 4 18 .056 1 2
Norris, D, C .300 9 40 2 16 .188 0 0
Gomes, J, LF .234 6 32 0 15 .067 1 3
Vogt, S, 1B .342 5 23 1 - - - -
Callaspo, A, DH .231 3 33 0 22 .227 0 1
Reddick, J, RF .252 6 28 1 24 .208 1 1
Punto, N, 2B .203 2 12 3 6 .167 0 0

SP- Jon Lester
2014 season
10-7, 2.52 ERA, 1.12 WHIP, 149 Ks
vs. Royals last 5 years
4-2, 1.59 ERA, 1.19 WHIP, 35 Ks

Bruiser · 08-02-2014, 03:28 PM

SOMEBODY GO TALK TO VARGAS

blake1771 · 08-02-2014, 03:28 PM

Reddick's walk-up music is Careless Whisper by George Michael? lol awesome

TLO · 08-02-2014, 03:28 PM

C3HIEF3S · 08-02-2014, 03:28 PM

How long did they expect to keep one of, if not the, best offense in baseball quiet?

BlackHelicopters · 08-02-2014, 03:29 PM

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Don Corlemahomes · 08-02-2014, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruiser

VARGAS IS FALLING APART

You need less caps, more content.

Bruiser · 08-02-2014, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist

You need less caps, more content.

NO

TLO · 08-02-2014, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruiser

THE BEST WE CAN HOPE FOR NOW IS EXTRAS WITH OUR HITTING

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruiser

SOMEBODY GO TALK TO VARGAS

DON'T YELL AT ME

BlackHelicopters · 08-02-2014, 03:29 PM

Vargas coming unglued

Don Corlemahomes · 08-02-2014, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blake1771

Reddick's walk-up music is Careless Whisper by George Michael? lol awesome

so much edgy. never done b4

jimidollar · 08-02-2014, 03:30 PM

F U Vargas. You should be able to win 1-0.

Fansy the Famous Bard · 08-02-2014, 03:30 PM

Billy butler is absolutely lost outside of the dugout.

TLO · 08-02-2014, 03:30 PM

Have to limit them at 3 at the most.

Bruiser · 08-02-2014, 03:31 PM

WARM UP THE BULLPEN

Bruiser · 08-02-2014, 03:31 PM

FIRE YOST

08-02-2014, 12:37 PM
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5639400	* Official Royal Jack Shits vs Bowel Moving A'ssholes GDT 08/02/14 * We got a much needed win from an excellent start out of Guthrie last night. Today Vargas comes back from the D/L to make a start against a real pain in the ass Royal killer( Lester ) . It's a tall order, but it's baseball, so let's go get them again. Worth noting • Hitters No. 2 through No. 6 for the Royal JackShits finished 0-for-16 with six strikeouts on Friday. This shit isn't going to cut it for a win very often! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Royals @ A's Preview Probables Lineups Saturday, August 2, 2014 Royals @ Athletics (56-52) (66-42) Saturday 8/2, 4:05 PM ET at O.co Coliseum Radio: KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network OAK: 95.7 FM The Game, KIQI 1010 TV: KC: FSKC OAK: CSNCA Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Aoki, N, RF .262 0 17 9 - - - - Infante, O, 2B .262 5 49 4 6 .333 0 0 Perez, S, DH .272 12 39 1 2 .500 0 0 Butler, B, 1B .267 5 41 0 17 .235 0 1 Gordon, A, LF .273 9 47 7 14 .143 0 2 Kratz, E, C .198 3 10 0 - - - - Cain, L, CF .297 3 37 15 8 .250 0 0 Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 42 0 7 .429 0 3 Escobar, A, SS .275 2 32 23 10 .300 0 1 SP- Jason Vargas 2014 season 8-4, 3.31 ERA, 1.23 WHIP, 82 Ks vs. Athletics last 5 years 0-0, 0.00 ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks Athletics 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Fuld, S, CF .264 2 21 13 6 .000 0 0 Lowrie, J, SS .239 5 40 0 16 .375 0 1 Donaldson, J, 3B .248 23 76 4 18 .056 1 2 Norris, D, C .300 9 40 2 16 .188 0 0 Gomes, J, LF .234 6 32 0 15 .067 1 3 Vogt, S, 1B .342 5 23 1 - - - - Callaspo, A, DH .231 3 33 0 22 .227 0 1 Reddick, J, RF .252 6 28 1 24 .208 1 1 Punto, N, 2B .203 2 12 3 6 .167 0 0 SP- Jon Lester 2014 season 10-7, 2.52 ERA, 1.12 WHIP, 149 Ks vs. Royals last 5 years 4-2, 1.59 ERA, 1.19 WHIP, 35 Ks Last edited by ROYC75; 08-02-2014 at 01:22 PM..
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