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Old 05-20-2014, 03:22 PM   #1
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:21 PM   #2
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The mathematician worked it out using a #2 pencil

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Old 05-20-2014, 06:40 PM   #3
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Old 05-20-2014, 06:34 PM   #4
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Old 05-20-2014, 09:09 PM   #5
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Old 05-20-2014, 09:33 PM   #6
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:18 AM   #7
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Just ate bean soup. My guts are gurglin' and quiverin' like a virgin on prom night.
Teaspoon of baking soda takes cares of the gas.
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Old 05-21-2014, 06:52 AM   #8
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Teaspoon of baking soda takes cares of the gas.
If he's suffering from excessive acid, eating baking soda will create excess gas.
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Old 05-21-2014, 08:12 AM   #9
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If he's suffering from excessive acid, eating baking soda will create excess gas.
What are you a ****ing chemist?
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Old 05-21-2014, 08:15 AM   #10
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Old 05-21-2014, 11:53 AM   #11
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If he's suffering from excessive acid, eating baking soda will create excess gas.
In the beans.
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Old 05-21-2014, 11:35 AM   #12
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Teaspoon of baking soda takes cares of the gas.
Baking soda is for heartburn not gas.
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Old 05-20-2014, 10:06 PM   #13
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#4 was a massive gas explosion with a tiny, solid chunk of excrement.

Kinda fun. I'd pay for a predator-vision replay of that shit. It honestly felt ****ing HUGE. But it was just the gas.


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Old 05-20-2014, 10:11 PM   #14
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5 total bowel movements over six days. I think I'm caught up now? Can it be not shitting time for awhile, Lord?
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:16 AM   #15
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