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Absolutely. You can let me know if you want to go for a job that women are allowed in, but since I run an equal opportunity army, you are an...
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So you already know how to disassemble and assemble a rifle in 30 seconds? Huh? Huh?
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Biomedical Equipment Specialist OVERVIEW The biomedical equipment specialist is primarily responsible for servicing and maintaining all medical equipment. JOB DUTIES Service and maintain medical equipment with mechanical, hydraulic, pneumatic, electronic, digital, optical and radiological principals Figure out power and space requirements for medical equipment installations Install medical equipment Prepare and submit medical equipment reports TRAINING Job training for a medical equipment repairer requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 41 weeks of Advanced Individual Training, including practice in repairing and replacing equipment parts. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field. Some of the skills you’ll learn are: Principles of electronics Use and maintenance of electrical and electronic test equipment Equipment repair exercises HELPFUL SKILLS Experience working with electronic equipment Interest in mathematics and solving problems High attention to detail COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career as an electronic instrument repairer with commercial manufacturing, medical research and satellite communications firms — or even airline companies. Through your extensive Army training and some additional study, you may also qualify for International Society of Certified Electronics Technicians certification as a Certified Electronics Technician, Associate Level; or a Certified Electronics Technician, Journeyman Level-Medical.
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Sorry for my tardiness Sir! I am reporting for training (What kind of training? ARMY training).
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Water Treatment Specialist OVERVIEW Water treatment specialists are primarily responsible for supervising or performing the installation and operation of water purification equipment, as well as dealing with water storage and distribution operations and activities. They also inspect facilities and food supplies for the presence of disease, germs or other conditions hazardous to health and the environment. JOB DUTIES Perform water quality analysis testing and verification Assist in water reconnaissance and site preparation Operate and maintain water treatment equipment Assist in setup of water treatment activity REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a water treatment specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 14 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field, including practice in testing different products. Some of the skills you’ll learn are: Identification of health hazards Inspection of food products, food service operations, wastewater and waste disposal facilities HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in algebra, biology, chemistry and general science High attention to detail Interest in protecting the environment COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with local, state or federal government agencies. You’ll be able to consider a future as a food and drug inspector, public health inspector, health and safety inspectors or industrial hygienists. (Video on site, but no picture.)
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Evidently the Secret Service has new openings because they just called asking me if I'd like to report to their training facility. They've already informed my CO.
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Reporting for duty, Sir.
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Last one before I go to dinner. If I know my war movies, you are going to be a rich man by the time your tour is over. You are a ...
Unit Supply Specialist OVERVIEW The unit supply specialist is primarily responsible for supervising or performing tasks involving the general upkeep and maintenance of all Army supplies and equipment. JOB DUTIES Receive, inspect, inventory, load/unload, store, issue and deliver supplies and equipment Maintain automated supply system for accounting of organizational and installation supplies and equipment Issue and receive small arms. Secure and control weapons and ammunition in security areas Schedule and perform preventive and organizational maintenance on weapons Operate unit level computers REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a unit supply specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and eight weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field, including practice in handling and storing stock. Some of the skills you’ll learn are: Procedures for shipping, receiving, storing and issuing stock Stock control and accounting procedures Procedures for handling medical and food supplies Movement, storage and maintenance of ammunition HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in mathematics, bookkeeping, accounting, business administration and/or typing Ability to keep accurate records Enjoy physical work Interest in operating forklifts and other warehouse equipment COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you’ll learn will help prepare you for a career as a stock control clerk, parts clerk or storekeeper with factories, repair shops, department stores and government warehouses and stockrooms.
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