Pit Bull pulls baby from fire

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Step 1: Realize you have a micro penis, realize you aren't tough but want to be, realize ugly, stupid, and an overly aggressive attitude matches well with your personality Buy Affliction t-shirt

Step 2: Buy Pit Bull

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit and/or children get ripped limb from limb and die agonizing deaths

Step 5: Get interviewed and state "He was just the sweetest dog and had never hurt a fly" after relative or neighbor gets throat ripped out

Missed a few...

My favorite pit story was the female owner out east that took her precious pibbles on a run and they tore her face and neck out killing her, Darwin snickered hard on that one.