Psycho ex-stories - Page 29

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst

03-02-2006, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by mike_b_284

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The other day (president's day) she calls me early in the morning wanting to go to lunch. I told her no. She kept calling begging me to go to lunch, I asked if she was buying, she said yes. I meet her at Fazzoli's and we eat. We are having an okay time, no fighting or pouting. We go smoke a cigarette, I am horny (haven't gotten any since we broke up) I "accidently" touch her titty. She didn't stop me. I told her I wanted to have sex, but we are not getting back together or anything. I told her I would just be using her for sex. She said okay that is all she wants too. We have sex. She calls me 10 times a day from then on. I hit it a couple more times and stopped answering the phone. She still calls me. When are these girls going to learn? I told her I didn't want anything else from her, but didn't want to use her without telling her. When I said that she must have heard "lets have sex and get back together." I haven't talked to her since she started her period, I figure I should quit while I am ahead before I get her pregnant.

I meet her at Quiznos all the time. She likes it in the bathroom.

stumppy · 03-02-2006, 03:59 AM

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Over-Head · 03-02-2006, 04:40 AM

I had an ex out in Cali while I was on the road , after we split up (she loved the booz more than me) she’d call my cell in the wee hours of the morning. (Guess she forgot there’s a 4.5 hour time difference between NL, and El Centro) am and leave slurred drunken messages like "I just want to hear your voice".Finally stopped when she called one night and the girlfriend (now wife) answered the phone.I’d told my better half all about this chick, all she said was "Let me handle this bitch"There’s nothing quite like one woman telling off another.

She’s never called since

**Rausch** · 03-02-2006, 05:02 AM

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I haven't talked to her since she started her period, I figure I should quit while I am ahead before I get her pregnant.

Here there be wisdom...

way2kalm · 03-02-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mike_b_284

**********************UPDATE************************

The other day (president's day) she calls me early in the morning wanting to go to lunch. I told her no. She kept calling begging me to go to lunch, I asked if she was buying, she said yes. I meet her at Fazzoli's and we eat. We are having an okay time, no fighting or pouting. We go smoke a cigarette, I am horny (haven't gotten any since we broke up) I "accidently" touch her titty. She didn't stop me. I told her I wanted to have sex, but we are not getting back together or anything. I told her I would just be using her for sex. She said okay that is all she wants too. We have sex. She calls me 10 times a day from then on. I hit it a couple more times and stopped answering the phone. She still calls me. When are these girls going to learn? I told her I didn't want anything else from her, but didn't want to use her without telling her. When I said that she must have heard "lets have sex and get back together." I haven't talked to her since she started her period, I figure I should quit while I am ahead before I get her pregnant.

A bit of advice from someone who has been in your shoes (6 yrs ago). Never, ever, ever, ever f**k the ex after you've just broke up with her. It will force you to re-live the break up over agian. It also gives the ex false hope. The hope that she will make you fall in love with her again by giving you the coochie. And I'd like to bet that the sex wasn't the same ol', same ol' either. I bet she tried to step it up a little, you know, doing a few things that she didn't do while you were together.

I almost got caught with that trap 6 years ago, but thank God for the good since that He gave me. I don't have a psyco ex story but I do have a story. We broke up because she wasn't feeling as loved as she wanted to feel and she cheated on me. Well needless to say, I was very hurt by that because, at the time, I loved her and I had NEVER in the 4.5 years we dated screwed another chick. I had plenty of opportunities, but I didn't capitalize on them. Anyway, during the break up we were still f**king (big mistake) and I was thinking of taking her back. This is a variation of the "Pussy Trap"

We went to lunch one day and afterwards I drove her home. In the parking lot of her apartment complex the dude she cheated on me with was waiting for her. She got so excited to see him, calling him her "friend". I guess she was trying to justify her relationship with him to me for something. I let her ass out of the car, drove home, called her up and told her to "kiss my black ass", I'm through with her. We had sex a few more times after that but my mind was made up. Not too long after I broke up with her, I got back with an old high school girlfriend whom today I call my wife.

I could go on becuse there is more to the story, but that is enough for today.

So, Mike_B, I know you have needs, but screwing your ex who is obsesed with you is not the way to go. This city has plenty a horny single chicks...find one and leave the ex alone!

mike_b_284 · 03-02-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I meet her at Quiznos all the time. She likes it in the ... well you get the point

Fixed it for you, btw rep.

duncan_idaho · 03-02-2006, 03:28 PM

I don't know if it qualifies as psycho or sad, but I dated a girl for three 1/2 weeks in October... we broke up... and she proceeded to publicly mourn how she had been "wronged" on the the Facebook and on MySpace for the next three months.

Yeah, that's longer than we actually dated!

The thing that really gets me: I didn't drag things out; I realized I wanted to break up with her and did the deed—in person. I was honest about my reasons (feelings for my ex, not strong enough feelings for her). I apologized profusely.

And she reacted like we'd been together for years and had caught me sleeping with her best friend after trapping me in an intricate web of lies.

**Donger** · 03-02-2006, 04:01 PM

I once drove down 9th Street in Lawrence with a rather disturbed ex-girlfriend hanging onto the hood of my car. That girl was nuts, but she did have fantastic breasts.

mike_b_284 · 03-02-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I once drove down 9th Street in Lawrence with a rather disturbed ex-girlfriend hanging onto the hood of my car. That girl was nuts, but she did have fantastic breasts.

useless w/o pics

**Donger** · 03-02-2006, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mike_b_284

useless w/o pics

I was driving. I have a rule against photography while driving.

mike_b_284 · 03-02-2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I was driving. I have a rule against photography while driving.

When I take road trips by myself I take a couple disposable camera to get snap shots of scenery while I drive by. I was on my way back from Atlanta one time and was taking pictures. I wound up in louisville instead of Nashville. That is a good rule. Would have saved me 500 miles.

**Donger** · 03-02-2006, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Pussy.

Now that you mention it, I don't think I ever saw or touched her pussy. Strange.

sedated · 03-02-2006, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mike_b_284

When I take road trips by myself I take a couple disposable camera to get snap shots of scenery while I drive by. I was on my way back from Atlanta one time and was taking pictures. I wound up in louisville instead of Nashville. That is a good rule. Would have saved me 500 miles.

"I expected the rocky mountains to be a little rockier."

"Yeah, that John Denver is full of shit, man."

duncan_idaho · 03-02-2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

No link to the facebook and myspace sites?

I'm pretty sure the stuff about me is long gone... my current girlfriend eventually got fed up with this girl, and there was a tad of a confrontation. The ex deleted the stuff referring to me...

I'm not sure I want to link to her profile here (the last thing I want is somebody saying something to her and touching off another pissing match), but I can provide pics, if that's what you really want...

duncan_idaho · 03-02-2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Where's your sense of adventure? What's a little inconvenience in your life..... it could provide literally minutes of entertainment for us.

If the stuff was still up on her wall(s), I definitely would, man. But it's not, so all you'd get is typical female profile...

I'd like to say it's because she's emotionally fragile and I'm trying to take the high road... but it's just because I'm sick of dealing with it... sick of getting calls from her friend bitching me out. I honestly never want to waste another second of my life talking to this girl.

I'll try to satisfy the crowd with a photo or two, if they can be found, though...

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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03-02-2006, 04:40 AM	#423
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duncan_idaho M-I-Z-Z-O-U Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $1750308	I don't know if it qualifies as psycho or sad, but I dated a girl for three 1/2 weeks in October... we broke up... and she proceeded to publicly mourn how she had been "wronged" on the the Facebook and on MySpace for the next three months. Yeah, that's longer than we actually dated! The thing that really gets me: I didn't drag things out; I realized I wanted to break up with her and did the deed—in person. I was honest about my reasons (feelings for my ex, not strong enough feelings for her). I apologized profusely. And she reacted like we'd been together for years and had caught me sleeping with her best friend after trapping me in an intricate web of lies. __________________ "You gotta love livin', cause dying is a pain in the ass." ---- Sinatra
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03-02-2006, 04:01 PM	#428
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10349900 VARSITY	I once drove down 9th Street in Lawrence with a rather disturbed ex-girlfriend hanging onto the hood of my car. That girl was nuts, but she did have fantastic breasts. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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