Psycho ex-stories - Page 28

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst

**Nzoner** · 01-20-2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Let's back up a little further there, Joe.

Why does he have a favorite pair of socks?

Now that you bring it up,good question,I can always count on you to point out the obvious.

**Dunit35** · 01-20-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Heh... the socks discussion reminds me of a story.

Once upon a time... when I was somewhat younger, I found myself having drunken sex with a girl. Post-coitus she requested that I set my alarm for some obnoxious early hour. I planned to do it, but thought I'd give her a hard time first. When I initially suggested that I would not set the alarm, she lost it. Being 21, a dickhead, and extremely intoxicated, I found this amusing. And decided to see how far I could push it. Everything she said, I just came up with the most dickheaded response I could think of. It didn't take long to have her getting dressed and wanting to leave right then.

Now... here's the thing. As part of getting dressed, she'd put on a sweatshirt of mine. She'd been wearing it earlier outside to smoke a cigarette. When a pledge had been secured to drive her home, I demanded the sweatshirt back before she leave. She pleaded that it was cold outside. That she'd leave it in the pledge's car. I was insistent. I had to have it that instant.

Of course... I was TRYING to be a dick. I knew I was being unreasonable. That was the point.

Heh... maybe it's only funny to me. Most of my posts are.

So did you get your sweatshirt back?

way2kalm · 01-20-2006, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Heh... the socks discussion reminds me of a story.

Once upon a time... when I was somewhat younger, I found myself having drunken sex with a girl. Post-coitus she requested that I set my alarm for some obnoxious early hour. I planned to do it, but thought I'd give her a hard time first. When I initially suggested that I would not set the alarm, she lost it. Being 21, a dickhead, and extremely intoxicated, I found this amusing. And decided to see how far I could push it. Everything she said, I just came up with the most dickheaded response I could think of. It didn't take long to have her getting dressed and wanting to leave right then.

Now... here's the thing. As part of getting dressed, she'd put on a sweatshirt of mine. She'd been wearing it earlier outside to smoke a cigarette. When a pledge had been secured to drive her home, I demanded the sweatshirt back before she leave. She pleaded that it was cold outside. That she'd leave it in the pledge's car. I was insistent. I had to have it that instant.

Of course... I was TRYING to be a dick. I knew I was being unreasonable. That was the point.

Heh... maybe it's only funny to me. Most of my posts are.

WOW! Were there really women in Rolla worth screwing?

way2kalm · 01-20-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Did you miss the "drunken" part of that story?

Oh, okay. Now I understand. Forgive my insolence.

**Baby Lee** · 01-20-2006, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by way2kalm

Oh, okay. Now I understand. Forgive my insolence.

You've blown the doors off insolence, son.
You've wandered plumb into disigerence.

way2kalm · 01-20-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

You've blown the doors off insolence, son.
You've wandered plumb into disigerence.

**Mr. Kotter** · 03-01-2006, 06:30 PM

How the heck did I miss this?

Well, I got something to read tonight....heh.

SLAG · 03-01-2006, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

How the heck did I miss this?

Well, I got something to read tonight....heh.

We need to ask mike for an update to his story...

He has informed me... I will wait for him to tell the planet

Chief Pote · 03-01-2006, 06:41 PM

Yeah...come on Mike, we can't wait.

Chiefsrocker · 03-01-2006, 07:27 PM

All this crying and begging will turn for the worse. She will end up hating you and then the shit will hit the fan. She'll be really pshyco and hang out on your porch, or get a new b/f to beat you up!!

KChiefsQT · 03-01-2006, 07:32 PM

How did I miss this thread?

**Dunit35** · 03-01-2006, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefsQT

How did I miss this thread?

No kidding. I actually made a post in it and didn't even remember posting that. Just took me half an hour to read it all. Damn funny thread.

mike_b_284 · 03-01-2006, 08:56 PM

**********************UPDATE************************

The other day (president's day) she calls me early in the morning wanting to go to lunch. I told her no. She kept calling begging me to go to lunch, I asked if she was buying, she said yes. I meet her at Fazzoli's and we eat. We are having an okay time, no fighting or pouting. We go smoke a cigarette, I am horny (haven't gotten any since we broke up) I "accidently" touch her titty. She didn't stop me. I told her I wanted to have sex, but we are not getting back together or anything. I told her I would just be using her for sex. She said okay that is all she wants too. We have sex. She calls me 10 times a day from then on. I hit it a couple more times and stopped answering the phone. She still calls me. When are these girls going to learn? I told her I didn't want anything else from her, but didn't want to use her without telling her. When I said that she must have heard "lets have sex and get back together." I haven't talked to her since she started her period, I figure I should quit while I am ahead before I get her pregnant.

Jenson71 · 03-01-2006, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mike_b_284

**********************UPDATE************************

At some point, you gotta realize, you two are meant for eachother. You're just as stupid as she is.

Demonpenz · 03-02-2006, 02:49 AM

i will be single for life because i work so much. I am too tired to deal with woman who want to pick the good parts out of my ice cream. Get off your ass and get a job you ****ing hippie is what i would tell a girl.

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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03-01-2006, 06:30 PM	#412
Mr. Kotter The Dude Abides Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Dakota Country Casino cash: $5875285	How the heck did I miss this? Well, I got something to read tonight....heh. __________________ "I've always said I worry about legacy and winning rings more than making money at this moment...We see what's going on around the league, but at the same time, I'll never do anything that's going to hurt us from keeping the great players around me.”
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03-01-2006, 06:41 PM	#414
Chief Pote Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Undercover..... Casino cash: $8322638	Yeah...come on Mike, we can't wait.
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03-01-2006, 07:27 PM	#415
Chiefsrocker Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Axtell, Kansas Casino cash: $10004900	All this crying and begging will turn for the worse. She will end up hating you and then the shit will hit the fan. She'll be really pshyco and hang out on your porch, or get a new b/f to beat you up!!
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03-01-2006, 07:32 PM	#416
KChiefsQT Kara G! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: California Casino cash: $9325122	How did I miss this thread?
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03-01-2006, 08:56 PM	#418
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	********************UPDATE********************** The other day (president's day) she calls me early in the morning wanting to go to lunch. I told her no. She kept calling begging me to go to lunch, I asked if she was buying, she said yes. I meet her at Fazzoli's and we eat. We are having an okay time, no fighting or pouting. We go smoke a cigarette, I am horny (haven't gotten any since we broke up) I "accidently" touch her titty. She didn't stop me. I told her I wanted to have sex, but we are not getting back together or anything. I told her I would just be using her for sex. She said okay that is all she wants too. We have sex. She calls me 10 times a day from then on. I hit it a couple more times and stopped answering the phone. She still calls me. When are these girls going to learn? I told her I didn't want anything else from her, but didn't want to use her without telling her. When I said that she must have heard "lets have sex and get back together." I haven't talked to her since she started her period, I figure I should quit while I am ahead before I get her pregnant.
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03-02-2006, 02:49 AM	#420
Demonpenz I got Rice cookin in the micro Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $3122136	i will be single for life because i work so much. I am too tired to deal with woman who want to pick the good parts out of my ice cream. Get off your ass and get a job you ****ing hippie is what i would tell a girl. __________________
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