ChiefsPlanet Spinoff: What is your top 5 list of CP's best trolls - Page 4

Coochie liquor · 02-20-2015, 06:11 AM

In Internet slang, a troll is a person who shows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

As we al know , a good troll will troll you without you realiing it . We really have a decent collection of trolls on this site. I've fallen victim to trolling on here on unite a few occasions. Now I try to just laugh at it. So here's my list.

1) Clay- I used to get so aggravated by him, but now I have a better understanding of him. Seems like he'd be fun in person, and he pretty much owns this board from an entertainment standpoint. But I've seen him work me, and many others into a frenzy!

2) Hootie - He has to be in the coversation, no matter what it's about. He is very good at getting people worked, and if the topic can be infused with Peyton talk he's gonna troll you to the point of breaking your computer monitor.

3) Simply Red- he seems nice, very nice! I haven't been here long enough to fully understand what his actual thoughts on the Chiefs is, but he has to be trolling somewhat. It's the most positive form of trolling that I've ever seen. His reverse trolling is so awesome, I always look forward to his posts.

4) Inmem58- another guy that I used to get so aggravated at when I first came here. I think he's not a bad guy, but he's very good at trolling. He has many ways he can work you, but he always has a way to get ya.

5) Bufkin- he should probably be higher on this list considering he has had some pretty classic moments on his way to his NOTY crown. He can def run people the wrong way, but some of his stuff is just hilarious even if some of his stuff is questionable on other levels.

So there's mine, now.... Who you got?

Coochie liquor · 02-20-2015, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Simply Red is no troll

See, this was probably a poor choice of me calling him a troll. I should have stated it better. But he's great at sending out the positive vibe in his posts. Even I shit is hitting the fan, he usually has something positive to add. So not a troll in the sense ofthe word I guess. But he posts some great stuff to other people who are trolling. Maybe he's an anti troll, and I should have excluded him from the list. But I'm sticking to my guns... Unless he's offended.

**RealSNR** · 02-20-2015, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native

Yes and Yes.

Apparently not football, though

crazycoffey · 02-20-2015, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger

What is a troll?

A fantesy realm type character, usually lives in mountain caves. Often found in books, movies and games.

**gblowfish** · 02-20-2015, 10:17 AM

Most of the real trolls around here don't last long enough to remember their user names. They get banned pretty quickly for either profanity or excessive dumb-ass-itude.

Hootie · 02-20-2015, 10:17 AM

LAChieffan
Hog Farmer
Demonpenz

are all very good trolls

Coochie liquor · 02-20-2015, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey

A fantesy realm type character, usually lives in mountain caves. Often found in books, movies and games.

So this?

crazycoffey · 02-20-2015, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native

Yes and Yes.

Would you say the few proffessional Hispanic athletes in basketball and hockey appropriately represent the overall Hispanic population?

Plus the ones you posted pictures of look like they were "watered down" prolly by a white or black father.....

KC native · 02-20-2015, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Apparently not football, though

He doesn't count.

Hootie · 02-20-2015, 10:19 AM

Clay is a Chiefs troll ... because he doesn't understand athleticism so instead of being a fan he just takes the unpopular opinion, no matter what, and beats it to death so that he can get all sorts of negative attention since he didn't get enough attention as a Star Wars Trek geek as a kid/teenager

his type of trolling is just sad

crazycoffey · 02-20-2015, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

So this?

Yes

KC native · 02-20-2015, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey

Would you say the few proffessional Hispanic athletes in basketball and hockey appropriately represent the overall Hispanic population?

Plus the ones you posted pictures of look like they were "watered down" prolly by a white or black father.....

Well, many of my people play soccer instead of football. That doesn't change the fact that we are awesome at everything.

KC native · 02-20-2015, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

LAChieffan
Hog Farmer
Demonpenz

are all very good trolls

Hog Farmer is awful. He just repeats variations of hog jizz jokes.

KC native · 02-20-2015, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Clay is a Chiefs troll ... because he doesn't understand athleticism so instead of being a fan he just takes the unpopular opinion, no matter what, and beats it to death so that he can get all sorts of negative attention since he didn't get enough attention as a Star Wars Trek geek as a kid/teenager

his type of trolling is just sad

says the Peyton Manning troll.

Hootie · 02-20-2015, 10:24 AM

Hog Farmer is great. He never leaves character.

crazycoffey · 02-20-2015, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native

Well, many of my people play soccer instead of football. That doesn't change the fact that we are awesome at everything.

Obvious troll is dumb

02-20-2015, 06:11 AM
Coochie liquor Bolton gonna knock you out Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Free Vybz Kartel Casino cash: $2612394	Spinoff: What is your top 5 list of CP's best trolls In Internet slang, a troll is a person who shows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. As we al know , a good troll will troll you without you realiing it . We really have a decent collection of trolls on this site. I've fallen victim to trolling on here on unite a few occasions. Now I try to just laugh at it. So here's my list. 1) Clay- I used to get so aggravated by him, but now I have a better understanding of him. Seems like he'd be fun in person, and he pretty much owns this board from an entertainment standpoint. But I've seen him work me, and many others into a frenzy! 2) Hootie - He has to be in the coversation, no matter what it's about. He is very good at getting people worked, and if the topic can be infused with Peyton talk he's gonna troll you to the point of breaking your computer monitor. 3) Simply Red- he seems nice, very nice! I haven't been here long enough to fully understand what his actual thoughts on the Chiefs is, but he has to be trolling somewhat. It's the most positive form of trolling that I've ever seen. His reverse trolling is so awesome, I always look forward to his posts. 4) Inmem58- another guy that I used to get so aggravated at when I first came here. I think he's not a bad guy, but he's very good at trolling. He has many ways he can work you, but he always has a way to get ya. 5) Bufkin- he should probably be higher on this list considering he has had some pretty classic moments on his way to his NOTY crown. He can def run people the wrong way, but some of his stuff is just hilarious even if some of his stuff is questionable on other levels. So there's mine, now.... Who you got?
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02-20-2015, 10:17 AM	#49
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17666178 VARSITY	Most of the real trolls around here don't last long enough to remember their user names. They get banned pretty quickly for either profanity or excessive dumb-ass-itude.
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02-20-2015, 10:17 AM	#50
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	LAChieffan Hog Farmer Demonpenz are all very good trolls
Posts: 56,356

02-20-2015, 10:19 AM	#54
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Clay is a Chiefs troll ... because he doesn't understand athleticism so instead of being a fan he just takes the unpopular opinion, no matter what, and beats it to death so that he can get all sorts of negative attention since he didn't get enough attention as a Star Wars Trek geek as a kid/teenager his type of trolling is just sad
Posts: 56,356

02-20-2015, 10:24 AM	#59
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Hog Farmer is great. He never leaves character.
Posts: 56,356