What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

[Hammock Parties]

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.

At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork

I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite

One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.

[srvy]

Oh I just remember another vice I have. Nacho cheese Doritos with Daisy sour cream. It like popcorn or peanuts in a shell. Once I start I can't stop till i'm literally sick.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Senior year of high school. Every morning my friend and I (both had open 2nd period) would drive to the only grocery store in town and get 3 doughnuts and 2 jolt colas...a piece. We'd scarf that shit and then pick a random mail box to put the trash in before heading back to school. No wonder I was 280 lbs when I graduated.

I don't understand why you wouldn't just put the trash in a trash can. It would be easier and it would make more sense

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by loochy

I don't understand why you wouldn't just put the trash in a trash can. It would be easier and it would make more sense

Because we were idiot kids.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Because we were idiot kids.

well that makes sense then

[FishingRod]

One Sunday morning a few years ago I went to the fridge to get the stuff I had bought for snacks for the Chiefs Party I was having that day.

Me Honey didn’t we buy a big ass meat log?
Wife “sure did look on the bottom.
Me nope don’t see it , ????.... BOY!”
Me boy have you seen the meat log?
My son about 12-13 at the time, Uh was I not supposed to eat it? I don’t care if you had some where is it we have people coming over and I need to make a meat and cheese tray.
Boy I ate it.
Me You ate a 5 lb friggin meat log since 11 last night?
Boy um yeah

[RunKC]

Have a buddy who got 14 mcdoubles, large fry and a large coke from mcdonalds when he was drunk. Gone in like 10 minutes.

For those counting, that's over 6,000 calories

[loochy]

Have a buddy that ate 28 mcdoubles, 2 large fries, and 2 large cokes from mcdonalds when he was sober. Gone in like 5 minutes.

For those counting, that's over 12,000 calories

[Canofbier]

Originally Posted by loochy

Have a buddy that ate 28 mcdoubles, 2 large fries, and 2 large cokes from mcdonalds when he was sober. Gone in like 5 minutes.

For those counting, that's over 12,000 calories

I once put an ENTIRE MCDONALDS RESTAURANT up my butt.

[hometeam]

Last night I ate two loaves of french bread slathered in garlic, parmesan, and olive oil. Then downed a big ass bowl of fried green pepper rings with powered sugar, and finished it off with a steak, some pickles, and a couple pieces of different bread.

I had a big poop this morning :X

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by hometeam

Last night I ate two loaves of french bread slathered in garlic, parmesan, and olive oil. Then downed a big ass bowl of fried green pepper rings with powered sugar, and finished it off with a steak, some pickles, and a couple pieces of different bread.

I had a big poop this morning :X

What impact did this have on your tat?

[Fish]

Cue me at 2am, drunk in my back yard, finishing the last beer, really thinking… “As a person, I am ****ed!”

This was when I decided that there was something majorly wrong with my life and I had to do something about it. I’d had some thoughts about that before, but the fattest thing I’ve ever done is certainly that. 8 pizzas, however many beers, 40 cigarettes… and fireworks.

.........

[tooge]

I once at two full orders of gizzards and hot sauce from Go Chicken GO, with the butter soaked muffins. Ymmmmmm

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by FishingRod

One Sunday morning a few years ago I went to the fridge to get the stuff I had bought for snacks for the Chiefs Party I was having that day.

Me Honey didn’t we buy a big ass meat log?
Wife “sure did look on the bottom.
Me nope don’t see it , ????.... BOY!”
Me boy have you seen the meat log?
My son about 12-13 at the time, Uh was I not supposed to eat it? I don’t care if you had some where is it we have people coming over and I need to make a meat and cheese tray.
Boy I ate it.
Me You ate a 5 lb friggin meat log since 11 last night?
Boy um yeah

I enjoyed that story, even if I don't know what a meat log is.

[Pennywise]

I once drank the urine of a mule to stay alive while crossing the Llano Estacado.

[Rain Man]

It's a minor story, but I remember being amused at a fast food restaurant once by the pair next to me. It was some middle-aged guy and his teen daughter. They sat down together, and started unwrapping their burgers. The dad was faster and then CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP he took three enormous bites of the burger all at once. By the time she had her burger out of the wrapper he had three-quarter of his burger in his mouth. I found that really funny for some reason.