Chiefs You've just been named NFL commissioner

chiefzilla1501 · 09-30-2014, 03:23 PM

What are your sweeping changes? Go!

Hootie · 09-30-2014, 03:25 PM

Strip the Patriots of their three Super Bowls for blatant cheating

**Canofbier** · 09-30-2014, 03:26 PM

"You've just been named NFL commissioner."

"Shit."

Jim Lahey · 09-30-2014, 03:29 PM

Negate every move Goodell has made during his tenure. Then ban that ****er for life.

chiefzilla1501 · 09-30-2014, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Lahey

Negate every move Goodell has made during his tenure. Then ban that ****er for life.

This

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-30-2014, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Lahey

Negate every move Goodell has made during his tenure. Then ban that ****er for life.

lcarus · 09-30-2014, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Lahey

Negate every move Goodell has made during his tenure. Then ban that ****er for life.

And then bang his hot wife. Ex-Fox News anchor Jane Skinner.

Fishpicker · 09-30-2014, 03:29 PM

Look for new helmet designs/cancel the sweetheart deal Riddel has w/ NFL.

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-30-2014, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishpicker

Look for new helmet designs/cancel the sweetheart deal Riddel has w/ NFL.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/98...2013-14-season

**Buehler445** · 09-30-2014, 03:32 PM

Concussion Waivers.
Cancel Thursday night football.
Depussify the game.

Buy a new combine, because, I will be making BANK.

chiefzilla1501 · 09-30-2014, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501

What are your sweeping changes? Go!

My list:
Cut down on the list of penalties for unsportsmanlike conduct. Take out all the bullshit subjectivity -- don't use props, no orchestrated group celebrations, don't dunk through the uprights. Easy.

Take away Thursday night football. Owners love it, the fans hate it, the players hate it, the coaches hate it.

Take away that ****ing London game. If you want international presence, handle that shit in the preseason. Given how critical homefield advantage is for teams and a short 16-game schedule, every game matters

Scrap Goodell's stupid ass personal conduct policy and start fresh. Lay down hard & fast rules about clear-cut violations, cut out the ability to negotiate down your punishment, and leave some flexibility to deal with behavior that has more gray area

Stop bowing down to fantasy football and bring football back to purity. Loosen up rules on defensive holding. Make clear rules to limit pick plays. Find some way to stop the ridiculous third and long situations turning into first downs because of a 5-yard illegal contact penalty.

Change overtime rules to what they did in the playoffs last year. Sudden death is such a ****ing stupid idea

Make the extra point harder by moving it back. This was a great idea

**Buehler445** · 09-30-2014, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501

My list:
Cut down on the list of penalties for unsportsmanlike conduct. Take out all the bullshit subjectivity -- don't use props, no orchestrated group celebrations, don't dunk through the uprights. Easy.

Take away Thursday night football. Owners love it, the fans hate it, the players hate it, the coaches hate it.

Take away that ****ing London game. If you want international presence, handle that shit in the preseason. Given how critical homefield advantage is for teams and a short 16-game schedule, every game matters

Scrap Goodell's stupid ass personal conduct policy and start fresh. Lay down hard & fast rules about clear-cut violations, cut out the ability to negotiate down your punishment, and leave some flexibility to deal with behavior that has more gray area

Stop bowing down to fantasy football and bring football back to purity. Loosen up rules on defensive holding. Make clear rules to limit pick plays. Find some way to stop the ridiculous third and long situations turning into first downs because of a 5-yard illegal contact penalty.

Change overtime rules to what they did in the playoffs last year. Sudden death is such a ****ing stupid idea

Make the extra point harder by moving it back. This was a great idea

All of these. I totally forgot about the London game bull****ingshit.

**J Diddy** · 09-30-2014, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501

My list:
Cut down on the list of penalties for unsportsmanlike conduct. Take out all the bullshit subjectivity -- don't use props, no orchestrated group celebrations, don't dunk through the uprights. Easy.

Take away Thursday night football. Owners love it, the fans hate it, the players hate it, the coaches hate it.

Take away that ****ing London game. If you want international presence, handle that shit in the preseason. Given how critical homefield advantage is for teams and a short 16-game schedule, every game matters

Scrap Goodell's stupid ass personal conduct policy and start fresh. Lay down hard & fast rules about clear-cut violations, cut out the ability to negotiate down your punishment, and leave some flexibility to deal with behavior that has more gray area

Stop bowing down to fantasy football and bring football back to purity. Loosen up rules on defensive holding. Make clear rules to limit pick plays. Find some way to stop the ridiculous third and long situations turning into first downs because of a 5-yard illegal contact penalty.

Change overtime rules to what they did in the playoffs last year. Sudden death is such a ****ing stupid idea

Make the extra point harder by moving it back. This was a great idea

I really like your first 6 ideas, all great.

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-30-2014, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501

Change overtime rules to what they did in the playoffs last year. Sudden death is such a ****ing stupid idea

Sudden death isn't new to the NFL.

You'd have to be a raging homo to not like sudden death OT.

**Buehler445** · 09-30-2014, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef

Maybe there were some big things they did that I'm not remembering, but how did stupid celebrations hurt anything?

Didn't say they did. But they were stupid indeed.

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