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02-17-2017, 08:49 AM | Topic Starter |
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F'ing Squirrels...
Changed oil in jeep last Friday. Did not drive it on Saturday. One Sunday went to drive it and was running like ass and check engine light flashing which is a sign of cylinder misfire.
Open hood and a ****ing squirrel had built a nest. Almost completely filled with leaves and sticks. Bastard chewed through the electrical connector to one of the fuel injectors. All squirrels need to die. The end. |
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02-17-2017, 09:28 AM | #2 |
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Freaking tree rats.
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02-17-2017, 09:32 AM | #3 |
Wasted away again...
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I had to give up growing tomatoes because those bastards rob me blind.
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02-17-2017, 09:39 AM | #4 | |
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02-17-2017, 09:35 AM | #5 | |
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02-17-2017, 12:00 PM | #6 |
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Where's Eddie? He usually eats those Damn things
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02-17-2017, 12:17 PM | #7 |
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02-17-2017, 09:43 AM | #8 |
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Antifreeze?
Seriously though, get yourself a hunting dog. They'll leave you alone. |
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02-17-2017, 03:20 PM | #9 |
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We have a field lab. Back yard has zero squirrels or rabbits. Guess I will have to start parking in back yard.
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02-17-2017, 03:58 PM | #10 |
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How to reboot a squirrel:
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02-17-2017, 09:45 AM | #11 |
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I thought this was funny:
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02-17-2017, 09:53 AM | #12 |
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Speaking of squirrels, how the hell are there so many squirrels yet in my 54 years of life I have never seen two squirrels screwing each other?
They must be shy little sex machines!
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02-17-2017, 04:25 PM | #13 |
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Maybe they go to somebodies house down the road that jerks them off and inseminates the females.
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02-17-2017, 04:31 PM | #14 |
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They must have really tiny hands......
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02-17-2017, 12:15 PM | #15 |
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I knew exactly what this thread was about before I ever opened it.
You got lucky it was just that |
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