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10-15-2014, 07:49 AM | #1 |
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I've been so lucky. I've never had my car broken into, never been robbed.
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10-15-2014, 07:54 AM | #2 | |
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Thieves suck.
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10-15-2014, 08:18 AM | #3 |
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Yeah I dont know. I dont even lock my car. Who wants to steal a Prius. Not criminals. That aint gonna give u street cred
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10-15-2014, 08:20 AM | #4 | |
It Goes On
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Gamble: What about fingerprints? You find any fingerprints? Hazmat Officer: Nope, couldn't get a one. Investigator: Found a cell phone. Gamble: Yeah, that's mine. Hoitz: Any signs of a struggle or spent shells? Hazmat Officer: No. Believe me, everybody that was in on this orgy was more than willing. In fact, they even left you a note here. "Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys." Here's something we found. We found about a dozen unscratched lottery tickets. No fingerprints or nothing. Check that out. Yeah, it's a real shame, you know. I got myself a Prius. It's a hell of a machine. Gamble: It's my first brand-new car. I've never owned a new car. Hazmat Officer: Watch out. In the back, there's a baby mouse in a used condom. Really gross. |
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10-15-2014, 08:29 AM | #5 | |
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And a container with some vaped weed and stems in it... I had guitars stacked up by the door, broken glass all over the cases lol Thieves are ****ing DUMB.
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10-15-2014, 08:37 AM | #6 |
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When I was 16, I had left my wallet sitting out on the console of my car while I ran into work to get my paycheck. In the 15 minutes I was inside some idiot broke in, stole my <$100 stereo, and left my wallet sitting there.
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10-15-2014, 07:54 AM | #7 |
It Goes On
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Been going on in my neighborhood lately, too.
So, of course, one night last week I forgot to put down the garage door, so they got into my wife's car and stole her purse. Nothing to expensive was taken, except her keys. SO I had to replace all our locks that evening. |
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10-15-2014, 11:36 AM | #8 | |
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I had a set of golf clubs stolen out of my garage a few years ago. The thieves broke into the garage by using a crow bar on the side door. I had to buy and install a new door which cost me $500.00 and I bought a new set of golf clubs which cost me $1200.00. I didn't turn it into the insurance company because I didn't want to go through the hassle and I also didn't want another claim on my insurance. A couple of weeks after purchasing my new golf clubs, I noticed a couple of neighborhood kids playing with golf clubs in their front yard. They looked like my old golf clubs (graphite shafts and white grips) so I walked over to ask them if I could look at the clubs. They dropped the clubs and took off running. I knocked on the door of the house and their father answered the door. I informed him that unless he paid me $1700.00 to cover my expenses, I would be calling the police. I also told him that they could keep the clubs. |
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10-15-2014, 11:40 AM | #9 | |
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10-15-2014, 11:44 AM | #10 | |
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10-15-2014, 11:50 AM | #11 |
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10-15-2014, 07:55 AM | #13 |
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They should just impeach Obama already
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10-15-2014, 08:16 AM | #14 |
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Yeah, but then Joe Biden would be President...
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10-15-2014, 08:17 AM | #15 |
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Allen West would murk that fool than he would be in office holler
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