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ExtremeChief | 13 | 48.15% | |
Renegade | 14 | 51.85% | |
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08-10-2018, 12:01 PM | Topic Starter |
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 10 - ExtremeChief versus Renegade
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.
Venue - Classic large yard with occasional trees Starting Distance - 27 feet ExtremeChief Main Weapon - A batman-esque Penguin umbrella that shoots out sleep gas, If you can get within three feet. Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 15 Minutes Special Factors - On your command and at any time, a herd of wild ostriches will be released and will run across your immediate combat area Renegade Main Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer Backup Weapon - Bo Staff Prep Time - 2 Minutes Special Factors - You have a "small person" sidekick companion w/ small pocketknife |
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08-10-2018, 12:02 PM | #2 |
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I'm going to have to think about this one.
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How many times can ExtremeChief use the sleeping gas? How long does it take for that sleeping gas to take effect?
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08-10-2018, 01:25 PM | #7 |
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I guess it depends on whose henchmen the ostriches are.
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08-10-2018, 12:13 PM | #8 |
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Would the combatants be allowed to mount the ostriches?
Better to ask whether they'd be allowed to ride the ostriches.
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Leonard Part 6?
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How long do they sleep?
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No aspiring models will be sexually assaulted while unconscious. The ostriches are ostriches. I presume that you don't want to tangle with them if they get annoyed, but they're not trained attack ostriches. Based on Batman evidence, long enough to be tied to rockets or railroad tracks or sharks.
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Everyone gets trampled to death by the ostriches. The little person is the last to die, somehow - and moves on to the next round.
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Typically a bo staff is 6 feet long so that can keep ExtremeChief far enough away to negate the sleeping gas. Hit him in the head a few times with that staff to made him woozy and send in the little guy to finish him off.
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