The "Whacko Neighbors" Thread

[ChiefRocka]

Don't know if this has been done before as the search feature tis no more. How about we lay all of our neighborly issues out on the planet and let the judge and jury decide what you should do the next time you and "the neighbors" are face to face across the street.
----------------------------------------------------------
Moved into a new neighborhood last June and I wouldn't say we were "welcomed" per se...no fresh baked pies, knock on the door & a handshake. Kind of expected though being where we are in society.

"The neighbors" across the street, late 30s couple (same as us) with a 3yr old daughter (we have a 3yr old daughter and a 1 yr old son). I've had a couple conversations with the guy and seems ok, known as the neighborhood drinker/partier....cool by me. The wife has a slight lisp which may contribute to the following: my wife has tried multiple times to strike up conversation with her being that they are both stay at home moms, to no avail. The wife actively straight up ignores her in common one-on-one situations. My wife will say "hi" she'll turn around and go inside.

"Different strokes for different folks" is what my grandma would always say.
"Sometimes you don't want to know people any more than a simple neighborly acknowledgment and should consider it a blessing"

[kcxiv]

i have great neighbors. One across the street is like family known her since we were kids. We both walk into one anothers house like we live there! lol other neighbor is cool. Works on cars in his garage all evening. I get to see some bad ass lowriders all summer long (he does hydrolics).

Neighbors behind me, dont know them. I think they are tweekers though, not sure! lol I have seen some ****ed up neighbors before though. When i was a kid we had this mean old black lady. When we would hit our ball over her fence, bitch would take our ball or when we tried to get it, she would try to shoot us with a bb gun. lol

[Coochie liquor]

I'm prob not the best neighbor. We occasionally have little gettogethers that may spill out into the front yar around 12-3 am. Nothing too crazy, but drunk high people sometimes are loud. Had the cops called once because we had 2 bands with 2 trailers parked on the street an the neighbors dog was going crazy. But aside from that stuff I'm not too difficult of a neighbor.

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

I'm prob not the best neighbor. We occasionally have little gettogethers that may spill out into the front yar around 12-3 am. Nothing too crazy, but drunk high people sometimes are loud. Had the cops called once because we had 2 bands with 2 trailers parked on the street an the neighbors dog was going crazy. But aside from that stuff I'm not too difficult of a neighbor.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Yeah.... But hey, I keep my grass cut, and trees trimmed. That's gotta account for something.
Also our street is strange. Nobody really talks to each other, except the people to the north of us. They talk to everyone. They're from Michigam and they have 2 enormous English Mastiffs. those bastards are BIG!!

[RINGLEADER]

My neighbor reportedly fights with his wife a lot. He rammed into his wife's car last week supposedly because she changed his Netflix passcode.

[Bob Dole]

q

[Dunit35]

Our north neighbor always has a lot of middle aged men over, sometimes for a few hours, sometimes 30 minutes. Use to blast lady gaga at night. I'm pretty sure he likes the D.

When he and his guests were outside and I'd walk out to my backyard. They would rush inside. I never understood why until recently my brother saw one smoking a joint. I'm not sure what he does for a living, may sell pot, don't care if he does. He seems like a normal 40 year old guy.

[Dallas Chief]

Originally Posted by Dunit35

Our north neighbor always has a lot of middle aged men over, sometimes for a few hours, sometimes 30 minutes. Use to blast lady gaga at night. I'm pretty sure he likes the D.

When he and his guests were outside and I'd walk out to my backyard. They would rush inside. I never understood why until recently my brother saw one smoking a joint. I'm not sure what he does for a living, may sell pot, don't care if he does. He seems like a normal 40 year old guy.

You are a cop and live at NW 36th and Gay. Explains everything.

[Reerun_KC]

Originally Posted by Dunit35

Our north neighbor always has a lot of middle aged men over, sometimes for a few hours, sometimes 30 minutes. Use to blast lady gaga at night. I'm pretty sure he likes the D.

When he and his guests were outside and I'd walk out to my backyard. They would rush inside. I never understood why until recently my brother saw one smoking a joint. I'm not sure what he does for a living, may sell pot, don't care if he does. He seems like a normal 40 year old guy.

Yet I cant wear a hoodie outside without harassment? You're a dick.

[Dunit35]

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Yet I cant wear a hoodie outside without harassment? You're a dick.

You'll be okay as long as you don't wear a stocking cap, shorts, and a tank top, in the middle of summer. Can't stand kids that do that. It's 95 degrees outside, you don't look cool.

[Lzen]

I have had neighbor issues at times throughout the years. Right now, it's the next door neighbors. They are a young couple late 20s/early 30s with one toddler. They got a dog spring of last year. Then they built a small 6X4 cage to put it in when they are in the yard. Of course, this drives the dog crazy and it wants to bark constantly. I have been in my backyard many times and yelled over at the dog or yelled at them to please make it shut up. They leave that dog outside all the time. I feel sorry for the poor thing. They should not have a dog if they aren't willing to walk it and play with it and give it some attention.

House across the street is a rental. There is a lady with 2 or 3 young children and one girl who is early teens. They are mostly quiet but one day the lady was yelling at the girl something about being a whore and she should send her back to her mom. It sounded as if this was maybe a niece or something like that and the lady had caught her with a boy. Cops showed up soon after.

Another time the dog catcher showed up to catch their little Chihuahua. It limps around as though one of its legs is injured. The damn thing is always getting out and running around. People really need to learn to control their animals.

Before these neighbors in the rental across the street their was an old couple. The old man looked like a ghetto Santa and talked as if he was from Louisiana, or perhaps more like Boomhower from King Of The Hill. I knew the day they moved in it was trouble. No pool but a pool raft laying in the front yard. Love seat on the front porch. Real classy. This couple would fight. In the year or so that they lived there the cops probably showed up for a domestic disturbance no less than 10 times. Also, the old man had a heart condition and an ambulance was called a few times, as well.

Pretty much the rest of my neighbors are okay.

[Eureka]

I only have 1 neighbor on my street. The guy is cool but his wife is a Bitch! Me and my neighbor have things in common (work on cars, drink beer etc) but I can't go around his house because his wife could spazz out at any moment. I feel sorry for him!

[BigCatDaddy]

When we open the garage door and break out the lawn chairs this asshole British guy across the street always look at us funny.

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy

When we open the garage door and break out the lawn chairs this asshole British guy across the street always look at us funny.

I thought that only happened to me.