Poop So, my butthole itches REALLY bad right now

**TinyEvel** · 05-16-2008, 12:40 AM

WTF?!

It came out of nowhere. What can I do?

It's like I want to take my wife's round hairbrush and ram it up the chute like a friggen bottle washer.

I want to sit on a cactus right now.

I am one second away from taking off my pants and sitting on the rug and walking forward with my arms (a.k.a. "doggy Style #2")

booger · 05-16-2008, 12:42 AM

man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

Hammock Parties · 05-16-2008, 12:42 AM

Help is on the way, dear.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-16-2008, 12:43 AM

Hmm. Well,

**TinyEvel** · 05-16-2008, 12:43 AM

w00t! I just opened a Bud Dry twist off with it.

booger · 05-16-2008, 12:44 AM

oh yeah, try sand paper some rough grit for the big chunks and to rip out the dingle berries then smooth grit to stop the bleeding.

88TG88 · 05-16-2008, 12:44 AM

Tried cleaning it up, like with soap and stuff ??

booger · 05-16-2008, 12:45 AM

got peanut butter?

booger · 05-16-2008, 12:45 AM

antifreeze

blueballs · 05-16-2008, 12:45 AM

vinegar and water

booger · 05-16-2008, 12:45 AM

pressure washer and a wet vac

**TinyEvel** · 05-16-2008, 12:46 AM

Okay, so I just replaced my bike seat with about a foot's worth of crusty baguette and took a ride around the block, that was pretty sufficient....

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-16-2008, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

Okay, so I just replaced my bike seat with about a foot's worth of crusty baguette and took a ride around the block, that was pretty sufficient....

You might wanna get checked for worms.

**TinyEvel** · 05-16-2008, 12:47 AM

I just shoved my kid's plastic alligator into the crack of my BDVs and did the Suzanne Sommer's thigh blaster for three minutes.

Not enough.

booger · 05-16-2008, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts

You might wanna get checked for worms.

or anal crickets

chirp chirp chirp

05-16-2008, 12:40 AM
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5387131	So, my butthole itches REALLY bad right now WTF?! It came out of nowhere. What can I do? It's like I want to take my wife's round hairbrush and ram it up the chute like a friggen bottle washer. I want to sit on a cactus right now. I am one second away from taking off my pants and sitting on the rug and walking forward with my arms (a.k.a. "doggy Style #2")
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05-16-2008, 12:42 AM	#2
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1468550	man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-16-2008, 12:42 AM	#3
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4670478	Help is on the way, dear. __________________ Chiefs game films
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05-16-2008, 12:43 AM	#5
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5387131	w00t! I just opened a Bud Dry twist off with it.
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05-16-2008, 12:44 AM	#6
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1468550	oh yeah, try sand paper some rough grit for the big chunks and to rip out the dingle berries then smooth grit to stop the bleeding. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-16-2008, 12:44 AM	#7
88TG88 don't tell me about collage Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles Casino cash: $10009184	Tried cleaning it up, like with soap and stuff ??
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05-16-2008, 12:45 AM	#8
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1468550	got peanut butter? __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-16-2008, 12:45 AM	#9
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1468550	antifreeze __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-16-2008, 12:45 AM	#10
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	vinegar and water
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05-16-2008, 12:45 AM	#11
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1468550	pressure washer and a wet vac __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-16-2008, 12:46 AM	#12
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5387131	Okay, so I just replaced my bike seat with about a foot's worth of crusty baguette and took a ride around the block, that was pretty sufficient....
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05-16-2008, 12:47 AM	#14
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5387131	I just shoved my kid's plastic alligator into the crack of my BDVs and did the Suzanne Sommer's thigh blaster for three minutes. Not enough.
Posts: 11,811