Life Hypothetical: Your Vacation With A Famous Person - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 09:37 PM

It's breakfast time. You don some shorts over your nakedness, along with an old Air Supply t-shirt, and you wander into the kitchen. It's time for some Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries, milk, and the incessant chirping of robins.

You pour the milk over the Crunchberries and start eating. Lacking any reading materials, you read the back of the box, and it says...

"Win one of the following 7-day vacations with a random famous person in a random place with a random vehicle and a random amount of spending money! Look inside!"

On the back of the box is a list of famous people with places, vehicles, and money. You find it confusing, but what the heck. You look in the box, digging toward the bottom because that's where they always put the prizes. There's a small envelope, and you open it up.

In large gold letters, it says, "GRAND PRIZE WINNER! YOU'RE GOING ON VACATION!"

Huh?

You look at the back of the box again. YOU WON! The Cap'n has put together 30 vacation packages, and you get to pick one of them. The stated rules are:

1. You can pick one entire package as it stands. (See the upcoming poll for details.) You cannot mix and match.

2. Over the course of your 7 day vacation, you must stay within 50 miles of the stated destination.

3. You get the use of the stated vehicle for that time at no cost. All vehicles are brand new 2015 models unless otherwise stated. You do NOT keep the vehicle afterward. It's a rental.

4. You will vacation with the famous person stated in the package. It's just you and them. You'll dine together and stay together in your allotted lodging. Anything that happens between the two of you is fair game, but in the case of someone you're attracted to, you may have to win them over to do anything more than vacation with them. After the vacation, any friendship or relationship may or may not continue depending on how you hit it off.

5. Neither you nor the famous person has access to any funds beyond the spending money that is shown (far right figure in poll).

5. The mansion is a 20-room mansion. The luxury suite is a four-room suite with two bedrooms. The mid-priced and lower-priced hotels are one room with twin queen beds, and the tent is a two-person tent with two sleeping bags. Sleeping arrangements are between you and the famous person.

6. The spending money must cover food and all recreation. Lodging and transportation are already covered.

7. You have your current relationship status, but your spouse is understanding about a once in a lifetime situation.

Knowing all of that, which vacation prize would you most want to win?

**lewdog** · 07-10-2015, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

It does, but it only takes you back to Normandy Beach as a mentally slow 12 year-old astronaut with AIDS.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2015, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave

tl/dr

Then you're going to end up in the pickup with Hillary Clinton.

Rasputin · 07-10-2015, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

It does, but it only takes you back to Normandy Beach as a mentally slow 12 year-old astronaut with AIDS.

Oh well that's disappoint.

I will take Hookers and Blow with Charlie Sheen

Myrtle Beach, SC + Mercedes G-Class SUV + Charlie Sheen + Sleep in Vehicle + $1400

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2015, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Oh well that's disappoint.

I will take Hookers and Blow with Charlie Sheen

Myrtle Beach, SC + Mercedes G-Class SUV + Charlie Sheen + Sleep in Vehicle + $1400

Charlie's going to have to do some hard bargaining on the hookers. It's too bad that the spending money isn't higher.

**lewdog** · 07-10-2015, 09:16 PM

Something about Salma Hayek and a low budget hotel makes me think of the way I'd want a porno I was starring in to start out. I vote that one.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2015, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Something about Salma Hayek and a low budget hotel makes me think of the way I'd want a porno I was starring in to start out. I vote that one.

That one's got a lot of things going for it.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 07-10-2015, 09:17 PM

I'm soooo confused . I think I'll take Hale Berry camping

Rasputin · 07-10-2015, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Charlie's going to have to do some hard bargaining on the hookers. It's too bad that the spending money isn't higher.

You are being one big buzz kill.

Mr. Sheen has all the connections he needs. He drinks tiger blood.

oldandslow · 07-10-2015, 09:18 PM

HI with T. Swift kinda sounds like fun. Clooney and money would be my second pick, but I think I would probably end up being the "3rd wheel" with him and everyone else.

**lewdog** · 07-10-2015, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

That one's got a lot of things going for it.

She might spot 20 years on me but she's a fine woman!

Psyko Tek · 07-10-2015, 09:22 PM

I am a dirty nasty whore, love mustangs, anfdd the pay out
so I am stuck with caribou barbie

**The Franchise** · 07-10-2015, 09:24 PM

I thought about picking Tom Brady on the off chance that I could kill him in his sleep and then broadcast it across the North East.

**Bufkin** · 07-10-2015, 09:27 PM

I'll go to Rolla with Ginsberg. Maybe I'll get a happy ending.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-10-2015, 09:44 PM

A complete no-brainer:

Narragansett and Halle Berry with infinite diddling.

This poll WINS.

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2015, 09:45 PM

I'm surprised that Angelina Jolie in West Virginia hasn't gotten traction. There's pretty much a guarantee that you're going to score in that scenario.

View Poll Results: Which vacation package do you select?
Providence, RI + 2007 Hummer H2 + Halle Berry + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $5300	2	3.28%
Hartford, CT + Coachmen RV Freelander 26-foot RV + George Clooney + Sleep in Vehicle + $108300	5	8.20%
Cleveland, OH + 1956 Corvette + Bill Gates + Camping (Tent) + $11800	0	0%
Reno, NV + McLaren 650S + Barack Obama + Luxury (Top-End Hotel Suite) + $3000	0	0%
Myrtle Beach, SC + Mercedes G-Class SUV + Charlie Sheen + Sleep in Vehicle + $1400	1	1.64%
New York, NY + 1966 Mustang Convertible + Sarah Palin + Mid-Tier (Business Hotel) + $69900	5	8.20%
Pine Bluff, AR + Aston Martin Rapide S + Anne Hathaway + Mid-Tier (Business Hotel) + $4600	3	4.92%
Atlanta, GA + Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe + Salma Hayek + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $4000	8	13.11%
Omaha, NE + Hyundai Elantra + JK Rowling + Mid-Tier (Business Hotel) + $1000	0	0%
Keene, NH + Jeep Wrangler Rubicon + Megan Fox + Luxury (Top-End Hotel Suite) + $6900	2	3.28%
Champaign-Urbana, IL + DynaQuest XL DQ360XL 35-foot RV + Tom Brady + Sleep in Vehicle + $4800	1	1.64%
Miami, FL + Ford F-150 Pickup + Hillary Clinton + Ultra-Luxury (Mansion) + $12400	0	0%
Dallas, TX + 1989 Lamborghini Countach + Bill Clinton + Camping (Tent) + $800	0	0%
Philadelphia, PA + Porsche 918 + Elon Musk + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $24900	1	1.64%
Washington, DC + Bentley Mulsanne + Tina Fey + Ultra-Luxury (Mansion) + $1400	0	0%
Minneapolis, MN + Ford Focus + Prince Charles + Luxury (Top-End Hotel Suite) + $1100	0	0%
Lafayette, IN + Chevrolet Tahoe + George W. Bush + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $4500	0	0%
Knoxville, TN + Alfa Romeo 4C + Neil DeGrasse Tyson + Ultra-Luxury (Mansion) + $700	3	4.92%
Raleigh, NC + Toyota Highlander + Oprah Winfrey + Mid-Tier (Business Hotel) + $800	0	0%
New Philadelphia-Dover, OH + Winnebago Grand Tour 42-foot RV + Katy Perry + Sleep in Vehicle + $8300	10	16.39%
Charleston, WV + BMW 335 + Angelina Jolie + Luxury (Top-End Hotel Suite) + $4400	1	1.64%
Boulder, CO + Chevrolet Corvette + Brad Pitt + Camping (Tent) + $51600	2	3.28%
Boston, MA + Nissan Leaf + Lady Gaga + Ultra-Luxury (Mansion) + $800	1	1.64%
Los Angeles, CA + Airstream RV Westfalia 18-foot RV + Jamaal Charles + Sleep in Vehicle + $5500	0	0%
Hilo, HI + Land Rover Range Rover + Taylor Swift + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $6400	9	14.75%
Florence-Muscle Shoals, AL + 1981 DeLorean + Tom Hanks + Luxury (Top-End Hotel Suite) + $2400	2	3.28%
Portland, OR + Chevrolet Impala + Jimmy Fallon + Ultra-Luxury (Mansion) + $6300	1	1.64%
Prescott, AZ + Acura MDX + Stephen Spielberg + Camping (Tent) + $4600	1	1.64%
Santa Fe, NM + Ferrari LaFerrari + Christiane Amanpour + Low-End (Budget Hotel) + $1100	0	0%
Rolla, MO + Honda Civic + Ruth Bader Ginsburg + Mid-Tier (Business Hotel) + $35500	1	1.64%
I don't take vacations	1	1.64%
I vacation, but none of these packages is intriguing to me.	1	1.64%
Voters: 61. You may not vote on this poll

07-10-2015, 08:41 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3208491 VARSITY	Hypothetical: Your Vacation With A Famous Person It's breakfast time. You don some shorts over your nakedness, along with an old Air Supply t-shirt, and you wander into the kitchen. It's time for some Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries, milk, and the incessant chirping of robins. You pour the milk over the Crunchberries and start eating. Lacking any reading materials, you read the back of the box, and it says... "Win one of the following 7-day vacations with a random famous person in a random place with a random vehicle and a random amount of spending money! Look inside!" On the back of the box is a list of famous people with places, vehicles, and money. You find it confusing, but what the heck. You look in the box, digging toward the bottom because that's where they always put the prizes. There's a small envelope, and you open it up. In large gold letters, it says, "GRAND PRIZE WINNER! YOU'RE GOING ON VACATION!" Huh? You look at the back of the box again. YOU WON! The Cap'n has put together 30 vacation packages, and you get to pick one of them. The stated rules are: 1. You can pick one entire package as it stands. (See the upcoming poll for details.) You cannot mix and match. 2. Over the course of your 7 day vacation, you must stay within 50 miles of the stated destination. 3. You get the use of the stated vehicle for that time at no cost. All vehicles are brand new 2015 models unless otherwise stated. You do NOT keep the vehicle afterward. It's a rental. 4. You will vacation with the famous person stated in the package. It's just you and them. You'll dine together and stay together in your allotted lodging. Anything that happens between the two of you is fair game, but in the case of someone you're attracted to, you may have to win them over to do anything more than vacation with them. After the vacation, any friendship or relationship may or may not continue depending on how you hit it off. 5. Neither you nor the famous person has access to any funds beyond the spending money that is shown (far right figure in poll). 5. The mansion is a 20-room mansion. The luxury suite is a four-room suite with two bedrooms. The mid-priced and lower-priced hotels are one room with twin queen beds, and the tent is a two-person tent with two sleeping bags. Sleeping arrangements are between you and the famous person. 6. The spending money must cover food and all recreation. Lodging and transportation are already covered. 7. You have your current relationship status, but your spouse is understanding about a once in a lifetime situation. Knowing all of that, which vacation prize would you most want to win? Last edited by Rain Man; 07-10-2015 at 09:37 PM..
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07-10-2015, 09:16 PM	#20
lewdog Mod Team Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Valley of the hot as **** Casino cash: $1791900	Something about Salma Hayek and a low budget hotel makes me think of the way I'd want a porno I was starring in to start out. I vote that one.
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07-10-2015, 09:17 PM	#22
Hog's Gone Fishin Fish are scared of me Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1590477	I'm soooo confused . I think I'll take Hale Berry camping
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07-10-2015, 09:18 PM	#24
oldandslow Veteran Join Date: Apr 2004 Casino cash: $5453149	HI with T. Swift kinda sounds like fun. Clooney and money would be my second pick, but I think I would probably end up being the "3rd wheel" with him and everyone else.
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07-10-2015, 09:22 PM	#26
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07-10-2015, 09:24 PM	#27
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07-10-2015, 09:44 PM	#29
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07-10-2015, 09:45 PM	#30
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3208491 VARSITY	I'm surprised that Angelina Jolie in West Virginia hasn't gotten traction. There's pretty much a guarantee that you're going to score in that scenario. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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