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Clays theme song
As the self proclaimed Weird Al of CP, I create parodies of popular songs to share with my favorite BB and all it's viewers. It's no secret I dislike Ghey Clay, like most on here. So I worked up a song just for him. Should be considered his theme song, and will always be in my mind.
So, you've gotta remember that female anthem from the late 90s right? You know the one.... It's titled Bitch. What a classic that was huh?? Pretty much fits him title wise.... But I had to rework it for everybody's favorite annoying POS. And of course the lyrics are NSFW. Here's a link to the song so you can listen and sing along https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts I really dislike Clay, he's as annoying as he is ghey. And when he takes off his diaper there's no penis underneath, just some lips with no teeth. Yesterday he cried like a big baby Alex Smith he got re-signed, Clay blew up on CP and looked just like a child who never got his ass beat, his mommy gave him treats. He's a bitch mother ****er, wish his dad had wore a rubber when he banged his mom that day, then there'd be no Clay For Geno on his knees, he's even begging please because he swears Geno is the only way. He is not a Chiefs fan, and as far as I'm concerned he isn't even a man, He's just a unhappy little virgin who takes his anger to extremes, and something tells me he has to sit down when he pees. Clays a bitch, like no other, hope his folks don't make another, boy who cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way, hes a douche, hates the Chiefs, he's got piss stains on his sheets, I wish him ebolaids every single day. He's a bitch who's pussy bleeds, he'll never get an std because to get one you would first have to get laid.... |
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09-15-2014, 05:22 AM | #3 |
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addiction is hard
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09-15-2014, 05:30 AM | #4 |
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09-15-2014, 05:59 AM | #5 |
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He is pathetic and annoying at times.. but don't hate him.. just pity him. He seems like a lonely head-case, and his character is that of a quitting, disgruntled child.
You just have to feel sorry for people like that.. and hope that one day, they will seek help.
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09-15-2014, 06:09 AM | #7 |
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Damn, Cooch.
You gonna take that shit, GoChiefs? Dinny |
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09-15-2014, 06:16 AM | #8 |
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It appears someone stayed up all night on a meth binge.
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09-15-2014, 06:25 AM | #9 |
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09-15-2014, 07:30 AM | #10 |
You Sweetie!
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He wants to be mecca SOOO bad.
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09-15-2014, 08:25 AM | #11 |
Life is changing..
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Everytime someone makes a thread about Clay, he pees a little.
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09-15-2014, 08:35 AM | #12 |
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SR, you are the top 5 planeteers that I would most like to meet. The next in line is #6.
You seem to be a nice, all-around swell interesting cat. (no homo) Open invitation to a big lunch smokeout stands. Hopefully you can include a Springtown sojourn into a Chiefs game experience/road trip. I hope you don't like ketchup on anything, that kind of thing is generally not received too well around here. In your case, however, exceptions will be made. Dinny |
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09-15-2014, 08:35 AM | #13 |
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He's in your head, Fred.
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and the easy money is, he's in YOUR bed.
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09-15-2014, 08:38 AM | #15 |
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Pics or did not happen.
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