Home and Auto Vehicle Name and Gender

**Rain Man** · 08-29-2014, 04:50 PM

What is the gender of your car? And does it have a name?

For the purposes of this poll, consider the personally owned or leased vehicle that you drive most frequently.

**Canofbier** · 08-29-2014, 04:50 PM

Sonny the Sonata. Gender implied.

**TimBone** · 08-29-2014, 04:52 PM

I drive a Toyota Tundra Crewmax. I don't have the hanging nuts on the back, so I guess it's a female(although kind of butchy one). And no name as of yet.

**TimBone** · 08-29-2014, 04:57 PM

When I was a young buck, I went searching for a vehicle. I had little experience with vehicle shopping(or life in general for that matter). Anyways, I fell in love with a brand new 2007 Mercury Mariner. It was an SUV, decked out with all the bells & whistles. It was black with leather black interior. I purchased it and I thought I was hot shit. I immediately had a sound system installed, and was living the high life. The next week, I saw a commercial for Mariners on TV and it was all girls driving them. That got me to thinking. From that day forward, while driving I scanned the road for other Mariners. I saw tons of them, and everyone was being driven by a female. I've never quite looked at my Mariner the same since realizing it was a chick's SUV.

**TimBone** · 08-29-2014, 04:59 PM

Rain Man, what was the apricot BMW's name?

**LoneWolf** · 08-29-2014, 05:20 PM

I drive a GMC Sierra Denali. His name is Steven.

**RealSNR** · 08-29-2014, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier

Sonny the Sonata. Gender implied.

You should name it something like Wolfgang or Ludwig you uncultured ****!

**Iowanian** · 08-29-2014, 05:21 PM

My truck-for-fun is a man and has a name. I know it's a man because it just runs every time I get in it, with no complaining, especially when the radio is too loud.

**The Franchise** · 08-29-2014, 05:22 PM

I drive a 2008 Toyota Sienna. It's name is "I hate my life".

**Rain Man** · 08-29-2014, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson

Rain Man, what was the apricot BMW's name?

His name is Zippy, and I made sure that his new driver knows that.

**Mav** · 08-29-2014, 05:23 PM

Mazdaspeed3 my son named him lightening..... for lightening mcqueen

**Canofbier** · 08-29-2014, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

You should name it something like Wolfgang or Ludwig you uncultured ****!

I'll rename him Von.

**SAUTO** · 08-29-2014, 06:02 PM

Cars are always women.

The two are the same.
Posted via Mobile Device

**Rain Man** · 08-29-2014, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

Cars are always women.

The two are the same.
Posted via Mobile Device

Maybe you're just buying female cars.

If you didn't have male cars and female cars, how would the world have scooters and motorcycles? It's basic autobiology.

ModSocks · 08-29-2014, 06:05 PM

My car is a male...unless it needs sweet talking...then it's a female.

View Poll Results: Vehicle name and gender.
* Part 1. Vehicle Gender*	2	2.90%
I am male and my car is male.	20	28.99%
I am male and my car is female.	23	33.33%
I am female and my car is male.	1	1.45%
I am female and my car is female.	1	1.45%
I am male and pieces of machinery don't have genders.	24	34.78%
I am female and pieces of machinery don't have genders.	1	1.45%
I don't have a vehicle. I have envy Cameron Frye's vehicle.	1	1.45%
* Part 2. Vehicle Name*	2	2.90%
My vehicle has a name.	22	31.88%
My vehicle does not have a name.	34	49.28%
I don't have a vehicle. My parents bought me a computer.	2	2.90%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 69. You may not vote on this poll

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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3308491 VARSITY	Vehicle Name and Gender What is the gender of your car? And does it have a name? For the purposes of this poll, consider the personally owned or leased vehicle that you drive most frequently.
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Canofbier ¡RIOS MIO! Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Minneapolis Casino cash: $6006981	Sonny the Sonata. Gender implied.
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08-29-2014, 04:52 PM	#3
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	I drive a Toyota Tundra Crewmax. I don't have the hanging nuts on the back, so I guess it's a female(although kind of butchy one). And no name as of yet.
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08-29-2014, 04:57 PM	#4
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	When I was a young buck, I went searching for a vehicle. I had little experience with vehicle shopping(or life in general for that matter). Anyways, I fell in love with a brand new 2007 Mercury Mariner. It was an SUV, decked out with all the bells & whistles. It was black with leather black interior. I purchased it and I thought I was hot shit. I immediately had a sound system installed, and was living the high life. The next week, I saw a commercial for Mariners on TV and it was all girls driving them. That got me to thinking. From that day forward, while driving I scanned the road for other Mariners. I saw tons of them, and everyone was being driven by a female. I've never quite looked at my Mariner the same since realizing it was a chick's SUV.
Posts: 18,096

08-29-2014, 04:59 PM	#5
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Rain Man, what was the apricot BMW's name?
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08-29-2014, 05:20 PM	#6
LoneWolf Constable of Untruths Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $1721084	I drive a GMC Sierra Denali. His name is Steven.
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08-29-2014, 05:21 PM	#8
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4758454	My truck-for-fun is a man and has a name. I know it's a man because it just runs every time I get in it, with no complaining, especially when the radio is too loud.
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08-29-2014, 05:22 PM	#9
The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $3095047	I drive a 2008 Toyota Sienna. It's name is "I hate my life".
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08-29-2014, 05:23 PM	#11
Mav XBOX GT MAVS ACE Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wisconsin Casino cash: $10019303	Mazdaspeed3 my son named him lightening..... for lightening mcqueen __________________ Resident Browns fan I’m not here to argue about Alex Smith. Fastest Ignore user on CP
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08-29-2014, 06:02 PM	#13
SAUTO Shit Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $10039067	Cars are always women. The two are the same. Posted via Mobile Device
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08-29-2014, 06:05 PM	#15
ModSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $4284563	My car is a male...unless it needs sweet talking...then it's a female. __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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