Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates? - Page 2

blueballs · 06-05-2007, 12:48 AM

Lines from Animal House thread

tyton75 · 06-05-2007, 08:16 AM

Oh BOY is this GREAT!!!

**gblowfish** · 06-05-2007, 08:20 AM

"You can take your thumb out of my ass now, Carmine...."

**Baby Lee** · 06-05-2007, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge

blutarski has no grade point average

Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average, all courses incomplete.

Dean Wormer didn't get to Blutarski's GPA because he was taken aback by Blut with the pencils in his nostrils

Mr. Blu . . . . Mister Blu-tarsky. . Tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what l'm about to tell you.

What, sir?

YOU'RE OUT!!! FINISHED at Faber! EXPELLED! l want you off this campus Monday morning! And l'm sure you'll be happy to know... that l have notified your local draft boards... and told them that you are now all...eligible for military service.

Stinger · 06-05-2007, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Probably not safe for those at work (*Language*)

The Big Lebowski · 06-05-2007, 09:15 AM

Larry's evil conscience: **** her. **** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.

jeffrho68 · 06-05-2007, 09:32 AM

The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me.

ct · 06-05-2007, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROYC75

Thank You Sir, May I have another.......

One of my all time favs there!

How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?

They took the bar! The whole ****ing bar!

blueballs · 06-06-2007, 01:19 AM

I have heard this repeated often
FOOD FIGHT!

BWillie · 06-06-2007, 01:51 AM

This is the top quote in Animal House, BAR NONE

Boon: Now. I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's gotta be a very special girl.
Pinto: Listen you don't have ...
Boon: Now, she should be decent looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain kind of morally casual attitude.
Katy: Oh! You mean, you want someone he can screw on the first date?
Boon: Well put.

Chief Henry · 06-06-2007, 01:48 PM

Bump...rep to you blueballs

Scaga · 06-06-2007, 02:21 PM

Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

KChiefer · 06-06-2007, 02:26 PM

Pinto: "I wont go schizo will I?"
Jennings: "It's a distinct possibility."

later...

Pinto: "Can I buy some pot from you?"

Imagine that! I like the reefer scene.

**gblowfish** · 06-06-2007, 02:56 PM

The End.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes

StcChief · 06-06-2007, 03:01 PM

Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Beverly!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

KCinNY · 06-06-2007, 04:54 PM

Young boy looking at Playboy as bunny dressed coed flies into his room.

"Thank you God."

06-05-2007, 12:48 AM
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates? Lines from Animal House thread
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06-05-2007, 08:16 AM	#16
tyton75 Veteran Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: KC North Casino cash: $5908386	Oh BOY is this GREAT!!! __________________
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06-05-2007, 08:20 AM	#17
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17666178 VARSITY	"You can take your thumb out of my ass now, Carmine...."
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06-05-2007, 09:15 AM	#20
The Big Lebowski Human Paraquat Join Date: Oct 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	Larry's evil conscience: ** her. ** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it. Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you! Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance. Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence. Larry's evil conscience: You homo. __________________ The Dude Abides....
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06-05-2007, 09:32 AM	#21
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06-06-2007, 01:19 AM	#23
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	I have heard this repeated often FOOD FIGHT!
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06-06-2007, 01:51 AM	#24
BWillie Future NBA Finals MVP Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Earth Casino cash: $2371241	This is the top quote in Animal House, BAR NONE Boon: Now. I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's gotta be a very special girl. Pinto: Listen you don't have ... Boon: Now, she should be decent looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain kind of morally casual attitude. Katy: Oh! You mean, you want someone he can screw on the first date? Boon: Well put. __________________ Who wants free money? Use the link below to sign up at Bovada, BetOnline, Black Chip Poker and Ignition. Contact me for private deals, spot bonuses, possible rakeback or any questions! Bovada, Ignition, BetOnline, Black Chip Poker: baldeaglepoker.com Bovada Poker is back! Get up to $500 poker deposit bonus.
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06-06-2007, 01:48 PM	#25
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06-06-2007, 02:21 PM	#26
Scaga Pissed off now Joboo Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my wife's $hitlist Casino cash: $3781665	Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'. __________________ Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps
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06-06-2007, 02:26 PM	#27
KChiefer Fantastic Planeteer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Champaign, IL Casino cash: $10006721	Pinto: "I wont go schizo will I?" Jennings: "It's a distinct possibility." later... Pinto: "Can I buy some pot from you?" Imagine that! I like the reefer scene.
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06-06-2007, 02:56 PM	#28
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17666178 VARSITY	The End. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes
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06-06-2007, 03:01 PM	#29
StcChief Playing for #1 Draft Pick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Just West of Lambs land Casino cash: $10004900	Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos. Boon: Beverly! Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!" Boon: Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond! Otter: Pork? Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you? Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
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06-06-2007, 04:54 PM	#30
KCinNY Chiefs Goon Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Center Ice Casino cash: $10008350	Young boy looking at Playboy as bunny dressed coed flies into his room. "Thank you God."
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