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Direckshun · 10-12-2014, 05:05 AM

I was talking to my lady the other day about cheating.

I asked her questions about it, pushing the boundaries of what she would consider cheating. For instance, what if I decided to **** another man? Is that cheating? She said it would weird her out greatly and yes, she would consider it cheating.

What if I was ****ing the guy to hurt him? Like, what if I ****ed a dude for some overzealous hazing for a fraternity I'd theoretically be in?

She thought about that one a long time. I suppose because romance was not involved, it made her question the nature of cheating.

Cheating, she eventually concluded. Also, very clearly, a sex crime.

Alright, how about an animal? What if I ****ed a cow?

She gave it a hard think, and said that THAT TOO is cheating. Also, beastiality. But I would be cheating on her with a horse. Or whatever it was.

Alright. How about a tree? It's a living organism, but it's not an animal with a vagina or anus.

Finally, paydirt. She discerned that ****ing a tree is extremely disturbing for her to even think about, however in her eyes I wouldn't be cheating if I did it.

So my question to you guys is:

Do you know any hot trees you guys can hook me up with?

I'm looking for slutty trees, too. Trees that are just ****ing asking for it.

And before you ask, yes: I do like some junk in the trunk.

**gblowfish** · 10-12-2014, 10:00 AM

Personally, I prefer a nice bush to a tree.

Just Passin' By · 10-12-2014, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

You got a beef with him ****ing a cow?

Chiefshrink · 10-12-2014, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

Precisely my thoughts. Direckshun's lady friend better hope she is protecting herself from AIDS and especially "SPLINTERS" !!

DrunkBassGuitar · 10-12-2014, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

You got a beef with him ****ing a cow?

he likes his beef curtains extra beefy

Sorce · 10-12-2014, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

Oh hell yes.

Let's do this thing.

Too fat

Fairplay · 10-12-2014, 10:16 AM

This is how liberal couples talk with each other apparently.

Fairplay · 10-12-2014, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

You got a beef with him ****ing a cow?

I've had a cow or two in my day.

listopencil · 10-12-2014, 10:21 AM

How about a dryad?

**bevischief** · 10-12-2014, 10:45 AM

Some of you have too much time on your hands...

**Baby Lee** · 10-12-2014, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

The thought of tree sex gives you wood?

No, but ****ing a cow gets him in the mooed.

**Baby Lee** · 10-12-2014, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by bevischief

Some of you have too much thyme on your hands...

FYP

Discuss Thrower · 10-12-2014, 11:18 AM

Get ****ED Direckshun

booger · 10-12-2014, 12:02 PM

Damn, if that ain't a tree hugger I don't know what is

**digger** · 10-12-2014, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

I was talking to my lady the other day about cheating.

I asked her questions about it, pushing the boundaries of what she would consider cheating. For instance, what if I decided to **** another man? Is that cheating? She said it would weird her out greatly and yes, she would consider it cheating.

What if I was ****ing the guy to hurt him? Like, what if I ****ed a dude for some overzealous hazing for a fraternity I'd theoretically be in?

She thought about that one a long time. I suppose because romance was not involved, it made her question the nature of cheating.

Cheating, she eventually concluded. Also, very clearly, a sex crime.

Alright, how about an animal? What if I ****ed a cow?

She gave it a hard think, and said that THAT TOO is cheating. Also, beastiality. But I would be cheating on her with a horse. Or whatever it was.

Alright. How about a tree? It's a living organism, but it's not an animal with a vagina or anus.

Finally, paydirt. She discerned that ****ing a tree is extremely disturbing for her to even think about, however in her eyes I wouldn't be cheating if I did it.

So my question to you guys is:

Do you know any hot trees you guys can hook me up with?

I'm looking for slutty trees, too. Trees that are just ****ing asking for it.

And before you ask, yes: I do like some junk in the trunk.

**Buck** · 10-12-2014, 12:29 PM

Direckshun, based on your post history I highly doubt you have a lady and if you do you aren't spending enough time with her.

10-12-2014, 05:05 AM
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4393447	A relationship question. I was talking to my lady the other day about cheating. I asked her questions about it, pushing the boundaries of what she would consider cheating. For instance, what if I decided to ** another man? Is that cheating? She said it would weird her out greatly and yes, she would consider it cheating. What if I was ing the guy to hurt him? Like, what if I ed a dude for some overzealous hazing for a fraternity I'd theoretically be in? She thought about that one a long time. I suppose because romance was not involved, it made her question the nature of cheating. Cheating, she eventually concluded. Also, very clearly, a sex crime. Alright, how about an animal? What if I ed a cow? She gave it a hard think, and said that THAT TOO is cheating. Also, beastiality. But I would be cheating on her with a horse. Or whatever it was. Alright. How about a tree? It's a living organism, but it's not an animal with a vagina or anus. Finally, paydirt. She discerned that ing a tree is extremely disturbing for her to even think about, however in her eyes I wouldn't be cheating if I did it. So my question to you guys is: Do you know any hot trees you guys can hook me up with? I'm looking for slutty trees, too. Trees that are just **ing asking for it. And before you ask, yes: I do like some junk in the trunk.
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Fairplay A certain set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas Casino cash: $10026683 VARSITY	This is how liberal couples talk with each other apparently.
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10-12-2014, 12:29 PM	#45
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $8329900	Direckshun, based on your post history I highly doubt you have a lady and if you do you aren't spending enough time with her.
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