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**gblowfish** · 01-15-2013, 05:13 PM

Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

Florida, I love you. You're just so fun!

Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.

seclark · 02-05-2015, 02:49 PM

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It's enough to make you get a little teary.

no doubt...I'm heading back over to the smelly pussy thread.
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**gblowfish** · 02-11-2015, 05:09 PM

Those darn Florida Satan Worshippers!

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewir...ious-materials

A Florida school district on Tuesday banned the distribution of religious materials from outside organizations after a Satanic group tried to hand out coloring books to students, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

The Orange County school district, which includes Orlando, had allowed religious groups to hand out materials each year on Religious Freedom Day. The Christian group World Changers distributed Bibles to students, and the board allowed the Central Florida Freethought Community to hand out atheist materials last year after the group won a lawsuit.

But when the Satanic Temple, known for trying to build a Satanist monument in the Oklahoma state capitol, tried to hand out coloring books to students, the county board of education considered changing the rules. The district postponed Religious Freedom Day, and then the school board on Tuesday voted to change its policy.

The board decided to ban the distribution of religious, political, and sectarian materials from outside groups.

"Frankly, I think, myself, that it was a mistake that we ever let World Changers distribute Bibles in our schools," school board chair Bob Sublette (pictured above) said at the board meeting Tuesday.

The organizer for the Satanic Temple's local chapter, who goes by Tabitha Burns, told the Orlando Sentinel she was disappointed that it took so long for the school district to change its policy

But the Satanic Temple made its point. Doug Mesner, co-founder and spokesman for The Satanic Temple, said in a September statement under the pseudonym Lucien Greaves that the group tried to hand out materials in order to call attention to the school's policy.

"We would never seek to establish a precedent of disseminating our religious materials in public schools because we believe our constitutional values are better served by respecting a strong separation of Church and State," he said. "However, if a public school board is going to allow religious pamphlets and full Bibles to be distributed to students — as is the case in Orange County, Florida — we think the responsible thing to do is to ensure that these students are given access to a variety of differing religious opinions, as opposed to standing idly by while one religious voice dominates the discourse and delivers propaganda to youth."

**gblowfish** · 02-18-2015, 04:36 PM

More Drunken Naked Masturbating Florida Women!

A nude Florida woman who cops say was on "heavy" drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple's car, then climbed onto the hood.

Amie Carter, 31, then allegedly stomped on the car and threw a cell phone at the vehicle behind it, the Orlando Sentinel reports.

Police reportedly found her in an intersection of Fairview Shores, on the outskirts of Orlando, at about 11:15 p.m., walking through the street with no clothes on, the New York Daily News reports. She appeared to be "under the influence of a heavy unknown substance" and "in an altered mental state," according to a police report.

Carter allegedly put up a fight and kicked her legs in the air when she was arrested, but she was eventually hauled off to a hospital and charged with criminal mischief and exposing her sexual organs. Cops then transferred her to Orange County Jail.

She caused $1,500 in damage to the Lexus that she stomped on, according to WKMG.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/nak...e-say/31311730

Coochie liquor · 02-18-2015, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

More Drunken Naked Masturbating Florida Women!

A nude Florida woman who cops say was on "heavy" drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple's car, then climbed onto the hood.

Amie Carter, 31, then allegedly stomped on the car and threw a cell phone at the vehicle behind it, the Orlando Sentinel reports.

Police reportedly found her in an intersection of Fairview Shores, on the outskirts of Orlando, at about 11:15 p.m., walking through the street with no clothes on, the New York Daily News reports. She appeared to be "under the influence of a heavy unknown substance" and "in an altered mental state," according to a police report.

Carter allegedly put up a fight and kicked her legs in the air when she was arrested, but she was eventually hauled off to a hospital and charged with criminal mischief and exposing her sexual organs. Cops then transferred her to Orange County Jail.

She caused $1,500 in damage to the Lexus that she stomped on, according to WKMG.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/nak...e-say/31311730

Some people have all the luck!!

**gblowfish** · 03-05-2015, 03:43 PM

Ft. Myers, FL (WBBH) — It’s a scenario you usually only hear about in fiction crime shows.

“They don’t teach you this in law school. It’s a strange situation,” said attorney Robert Harris.

While police and deputies on scene are not telling us much, Harris tells us that a client of his – named John Marshall – drove to his office around 4:15 p.m. and was dirty, had missing teeth and appeared to have some broken fingers.

He said Marshall then told him that he got into a fight with a neighbor of his in Bokeelia and fatally shot him.

Marshall then told him that the body was in the back of the pickup truck he drove to the office.

“Once I learned of the facts, I called 911,” said Harris.

Police and deputies then swarmed the building, located on Virginia Avenue. A blue pickup truck was surrounded with crime scene tape.

Marshall was questioned at the law firm, located on Virginia Avenue, for several hours. Harris said Marshall was not being arrested and instead was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

We learned that Marshall has since been discharged from Lee Memorial Hospital.

Harris said Marshall had recently come to him saying the neighbor had threatened him over building on a property in Bokeelia. Harris recommended a restraining order – but Wednesday Marshall told him it got physical.

“This man went up to him and said he wanted to apologize for his behavior and then pulled the gun,” said Harris.

The attorney said Marshall told him the neighbor pistol-whipped him. The two then wrestled to the ground and then the neighbor got shot.

“He’s distraught. He’s a man who fought for his life tonight, but it doesn’t change the fact that someone is dead,” Harris said.

Harris says Marshall, who he has been representing for an aggravated battery case, has been cooperating with police.

“I’ll be representing him on whatever charges he faces. I tell you this, this is as clear cut a self defense case as I’ve seen,” he said.

But that’s something that can only be determined in court after investigators gather all the facts.

The Fort Myers Police Department is staying very tight-lipped about the situation – only telling us it’s a death investigation.

Neighbors

We went to Bokeelia where Harris says it all started. Neighbors say Marshall recently bought an empty lot on Hodges Drive.

The house just across the street from the lot is where neighbors say the man who was shot lived for many years.

Neighbors say the two could not get along. Just a few days ago, one of the neighbors says Marshall told him he was threatened by the other man.

Marshall’s attorney says this is a self-defense case but some neighbors say they have a tough time believing that.

“I’m just absolutely devastated,” said neighbor Jill Hammer. The integrity and the love this man shows to all his neighbors and his family and he’s gone. He would never have started a confrontation. He would have turned and walked away.

http://fox4kc.com/2015/03/05/lawyer-...body-in-truck/

**gblowfish** · 05-05-2015, 03:40 PM

Florida Leading the Nation in Public Pooping Arrests! No Sh*t!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000022

Florida may be known as the "Sunshine State," but its police are constantly having to deal with where the sun don't shine.

In the last 30 months, Florida has had at least five people arrested on charges that include some form of inappropriate defecation.

The latest Floridian accused of crappy behavior is Katelyn Patricia Felegi, 18, who was was arrested April 25 after allegedly breaking into and damaging her ex-boyfriend's home, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

A Pinellas County Sheriff's deputy who was driving Felegi to jail said she allegedly defecated in the back of the squad car.

The deputy said Felegi intentionally removed her pants and pooped all over the police cruiser, WFTV.com reports.

The poo-stained patrol car was out of commission for eight hours while inmates were forced to clean it up, according to the Associated Press.

The total damage was estimated at around $100.

Felegi has since been charged with criminal mischief, burglary and simple domestic assault, according to the Tampa Times.

If the accusations against Felegi stick, she joins a rogues gallery of Floridians who made their mark with poop.

Amy Goldberg
In March, Amy Goldberg, 57, was accused of smearing dog poop on the face and arms of a neighbor whose pooch pooped on the suspect's lawn.

Patricia Ann Jamison
Patricia Ann Jamison, 49, was arrested in April last year after deputies say she pooped in an elevator at the St. Lucie County Courthouse in Fort Pierce, Florida.

Gregory Matthew Bruni
Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, became a pooping legend of sorts in January 2013 when he allegedly climbed naked onto a family's home in North Fort Myers and jumped onto the homeowner.

Bruni allegedly ran inside the house, knocking down a TV and spilling the contents of a vacuum on the floor -- which he later drank.

Bruni is accused of pooping in two spots on the floor, but not before masturbating in the living room and rubbing clothes belonging to the residents on his face.

Brenda Schumann
To be sure, January 2013 was a big month for public pooping.

Police in Vero Beach, arrested Brenda Schumann, 51, after she allegedly defecated and urinated on the floor of her home after after discovering her husband in bed with another woman.

She later told a deputy: "I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?"

BoneKrusher · 05-05-2015, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Florida Leading the Nation in Public Pooping Arrests! No Sh*t!

She later told a deputy: "I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?"

she should have told him to stick it where the sun don't shine.

**MahiMike** · 05-05-2015, 04:21 PM

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no doubt...I'm heading back over to the smelly pussy thread.
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Hey that's MY thread!

**MahiMike** · 05-05-2015, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Jon Stewart crushes Florida on last night's show:
http://www.dailydot.com/entertainmen...arriage/?fb=dd

Stewart used to be entertaining. Now I'm glad he's leaving.

Mr. Plow · 05-06-2015, 09:33 AM

Woman calls for police..... through Pizza Hut app....

Pizza Hut app

Hostage saves herself via Pizza Hut app: “Please help. Get 911 to me.”

A Florida woman used the comments section of a Pizza Hut order made from her smartphone on Monday afternoon to alert authorities that she and her children were being held hostage. When police responded to her message, arriving at the location, she and her children were quickly released, unharmed, and the kidnapper was arrested.

According to a Highlands County Sheriff's Office press release, Cheryl Treadway, a woman from Avon Park, about 85 miles southeast of Tampa, had been arguing most of the day with her boyfriend, Ethan Nickerson, who carried "a large knife."

As the agency wrote:

When Ms. Treadway attempted to leave the residence to pick up the children from school, Mr. Nickerson grabbed her and took her cell phone. He then accompanied Ms. Treadway to pick up the children. Upon returning home, Ms. Treadway eventually convinced Mr. Nickerson to let her use the cell phone to order a pizza which is when she sent the message to Pizza Hut. Immediately after the pizza order was placed, Mr. Nickerson took the cell phone back from her.
WFLA, a local television station, reported that this was her regular order, a "hand-tossed classic pizza with pepperoni."

The Pizza Hut employees recognized Treadway’s order and realized that her comments to send help could be genuine.

Officers were dispatched both to the Pizza Hut location and to Treadway’s home, where one cop convinced Nickerson to stand down and let the hostages go.

"We've never seen that before," the restaurant's manager, Candy Hamilton, told WFLA. "I've been here 28 years and never, never seen nothing like that come through."

**gblowfish** · 05-08-2015, 03:42 PM

Ft. Lauderdale PTA Parents of the Year:

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) — A couple gave their teenage daughters cocaine and marijuana if they went to school and did household chores, authorities said.

Chad and Joey Mudd, of Largo, a suburb in the Tampa-St. Petersburg area, gave their daughters, ages 13 and 14, drugs as a "bargaining tool" for school attendance and doing chores, Pinellas County Sheriff's detectives said. They were arrested Monday.

According to an affidavit, the mother said she smoked pot with her daughters five times and the father snorted cocaine with the teens and one of his daughter's boyfriends in his truck.

Chad Mudd, the 36-year-old father who works at an area beach bar, was charged with six counts of child abuse and one count of possession of cocaine. Joey Mudd, the girls' 34-year-old mom, was charged with two counts of child abuse. Arrest records say she works at a pediatrician's office.

Joey Mudd was released Wednesday on bail and Chad Mudd was released Thursday on bail. Calls to telephone numbers belonging to the Mudds weren't answered. It's unclear if they've retained an attorney.

It's not clear who has taken custody of the children. The sheriff's office hasn't immediately returned a telephone call.

**BigRedChief** · 05-08-2015, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Ft. Lauderdale PTA Parents of the Year:

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) — A couple gave their teenage daughters cocaine and marijuana if they went to school and did household chores, authorities said.

Chad and Joey Mudd, of Largo, a suburb in the Tampa-St. Petersburg area, gave their daughters, ages 13 and 14, drugs as a "bargaining tool" for school attendance and doing chores, Pinellas County Sheriff's detectives said. They were arrested Monday.

According to an affidavit, the mother said she smoked pot with her daughters five times and the father snorted cocaine with the teens and one of his daughter's boyfriends in his truck.

Chad Mudd, the 36-year-old father who works at an area beach bar, was charged with six counts of child abuse and one count of possession of cocaine. Joey Mudd, the girls' 34-year-old mom, was charged with two counts of child abuse. Arrest records say she works at a pediatrician's office.

Joey Mudd was released Wednesday on bail and Chad Mudd was released Thursday on bail. Calls to telephone numbers belonging to the Mudds weren't answered. It's unclear if they've retained an attorney.

It's not clear who has taken custody of the children. The sheriff's office hasn't immediately returned a telephone call.

Get them started early. Largo is a mix of rich and poor areas. But, its a pretty upscale area. They will throw the book at these parents.

**gblowfish** · 06-04-2015, 12:33 PM

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/flori...-from-vampires

LEE COUNTY, Fla. - Disco fever or dancing with the devil? Either way you look at it, one man's moves have landed him in some hot water.

44-year-old Christian Radecki of Cape Coral was arrested April 7th after he was caught on surveillance video bumping his car into the back of a Lee County Sheriff's Office marked patrol vehicle. He then began dancing on the patrol vehicle's roof while music blared from his car, and then broke the windshield wipers and took an American Flag from the neighbor's yard.

Redecki, a convicted sexual offender, was arrested for Disturbing the Peace and Criminal Mischief after the neighbors called the police.

According to a Cape Coral Police report, Radecki said it all began when a "woman with fangs" came to his door, threatening that a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires. "Therefore, Radecki made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children," the report states.

Radecki told officers that he had not taken any recreational drugs or alcohol, has not been diagnosed with any mental health conditions, nor did he take any prescribed medication.

Radecki was taken to Cape Coral Hospital for medical clearance, then transferred to the Lee County Justice Center in apparent good health.

For the record, his dance playlist started with Hall & Oates' "Rich Girl", and ended after Supertramp's "Goodbye Stranger."

**gblowfish** · 06-17-2015, 02:52 PM

Florida Man Tries to blow up his foreclosed house with an exploding bowling ball!

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/P...307881081.html

A South Florida man who didn't want a bank to sell his foreclosed home tried to blow it up using a bowling ball as an explosive, authorities say.

The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports 21-year-old Tyler Butler was arrested Monday on charges of arson and using an explosive device.

A fire started around 10 p.m. Sunday in Loxahatchee. Butler was inside the home when the fire was reported.

Deputies detained Butler after he left the burning home. As firefighters extinguished the flames, they noticed a bowling ball with a wick attached

The sheriff's office bomb squad removed the ball.

Butler told deputies he set things on fire in the home using a cigarette lighter, he poured gun powder in a bowling ball and used a rope as a fuse.

**Predarat** · 06-17-2015, 03:04 PM

Someone lock my parents up for life:

http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/06/1...ard-90-minutes

01-15-2013, 05:13 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	This Week's Important Florida News! Two Boffo Stories: Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head. Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go. Florida, I love you. You're just so fun! Story #1: Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far. Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports. The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges. On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays. According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him." The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14. Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school. http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392 Story #2: 'A' for effort? Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla. Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police. The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed. The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?" She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts. Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
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02-11-2015, 05:09 PM	#422
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Those darn Florida Satan Worshippers! http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewir...ious-materials A Florida school district on Tuesday banned the distribution of religious materials from outside organizations after a Satanic group tried to hand out coloring books to students, according to the Orlando Sentinel. The Orange County school district, which includes Orlando, had allowed religious groups to hand out materials each year on Religious Freedom Day. The Christian group World Changers distributed Bibles to students, and the board allowed the Central Florida Freethought Community to hand out atheist materials last year after the group won a lawsuit. But when the Satanic Temple, known for trying to build a Satanist monument in the Oklahoma state capitol, tried to hand out coloring books to students, the county board of education considered changing the rules. The district postponed Religious Freedom Day, and then the school board on Tuesday voted to change its policy. The board decided to ban the distribution of religious, political, and sectarian materials from outside groups. "Frankly, I think, myself, that it was a mistake that we ever let World Changers distribute Bibles in our schools," school board chair Bob Sublette (pictured above) said at the board meeting Tuesday. The organizer for the Satanic Temple's local chapter, who goes by Tabitha Burns, told the Orlando Sentinel she was disappointed that it took so long for the school district to change its policy But the Satanic Temple made its point. Doug Mesner, co-founder and spokesman for The Satanic Temple, said in a September statement under the pseudonym Lucien Greaves that the group tried to hand out materials in order to call attention to the school's policy. "We would never seek to establish a precedent of disseminating our religious materials in public schools because we believe our constitutional values are better served by respecting a strong separation of Church and State," he said. "However, if a public school board is going to allow religious pamphlets and full Bibles to be distributed to students — as is the case in Orange County, Florida — we think the responsible thing to do is to ensure that these students are given access to a variety of differing religious opinions, as opposed to standing idly by while one religious voice dominates the discourse and delivers propaganda to youth."
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02-18-2015, 04:36 PM	#423
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	More Drunken Naked Masturbating Florida Women! A nude Florida woman who cops say was on "heavy" drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple's car, then climbed onto the hood. Amie Carter, 31, then allegedly stomped on the car and threw a cell phone at the vehicle behind it, the Orlando Sentinel reports. Police reportedly found her in an intersection of Fairview Shores, on the outskirts of Orlando, at about 11:15 p.m., walking through the street with no clothes on, the New York Daily News reports. She appeared to be "under the influence of a heavy unknown substance" and "in an altered mental state," according to a police report. Carter allegedly put up a fight and kicked her legs in the air when she was arrested, but she was eventually hauled off to a hospital and charged with criminal mischief and exposing her sexual organs. Cops then transferred her to Orange County Jail. She caused $1,500 in damage to the Lexus that she stomped on, according to WKMG. http://www.clickorlando.com/news/nak...e-say/31311730
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03-05-2015, 03:43 PM	#425
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Ft. Myers, FL (WBBH) — It’s a scenario you usually only hear about in fiction crime shows. “They don’t teach you this in law school. It’s a strange situation,” said attorney Robert Harris. While police and deputies on scene are not telling us much, Harris tells us that a client of his – named John Marshall – drove to his office around 4:15 p.m. and was dirty, had missing teeth and appeared to have some broken fingers. He said Marshall then told him that he got into a fight with a neighbor of his in Bokeelia and fatally shot him. Marshall then told him that the body was in the back of the pickup truck he drove to the office. “Once I learned of the facts, I called 911,” said Harris. Police and deputies then swarmed the building, located on Virginia Avenue. A blue pickup truck was surrounded with crime scene tape. Marshall was questioned at the law firm, located on Virginia Avenue, for several hours. Harris said Marshall was not being arrested and instead was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries. We learned that Marshall has since been discharged from Lee Memorial Hospital. Harris said Marshall had recently come to him saying the neighbor had threatened him over building on a property in Bokeelia. Harris recommended a restraining order – but Wednesday Marshall told him it got physical. “This man went up to him and said he wanted to apologize for his behavior and then pulled the gun,” said Harris. The attorney said Marshall told him the neighbor pistol-whipped him. The two then wrestled to the ground and then the neighbor got shot. “He’s distraught. He’s a man who fought for his life tonight, but it doesn’t change the fact that someone is dead,” Harris said. Harris says Marshall, who he has been representing for an aggravated battery case, has been cooperating with police. “I’ll be representing him on whatever charges he faces. I tell you this, this is as clear cut a self defense case as I’ve seen,” he said. But that’s something that can only be determined in court after investigators gather all the facts. The Fort Myers Police Department is staying very tight-lipped about the situation – only telling us it’s a death investigation. Neighbors We went to Bokeelia where Harris says it all started. Neighbors say Marshall recently bought an empty lot on Hodges Drive. The house just across the street from the lot is where neighbors say the man who was shot lived for many years. Neighbors say the two could not get along. Just a few days ago, one of the neighbors says Marshall told him he was threatened by the other man. Marshall’s attorney says this is a self-defense case but some neighbors say they have a tough time believing that. “I’m just absolutely devastated,” said neighbor Jill Hammer. The integrity and the love this man shows to all his neighbors and his family and he’s gone. He would never have started a confrontation. He would have turned and walked away. http://fox4kc.com/2015/03/05/lawyer-...body-in-truck/
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05-05-2015, 03:40 PM	#426
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Florida Leading the Nation in Public Pooping Arrests! No Sh*t! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000022 Florida may be known as the "Sunshine State," but its police are constantly having to deal with where the sun don't shine. In the last 30 months, Florida has had at least five people arrested on charges that include some form of inappropriate defecation. The latest Floridian accused of crappy behavior is Katelyn Patricia Felegi, 18, who was was arrested April 25 after allegedly breaking into and damaging her ex-boyfriend's home, according to the Tampa Bay Times. A Pinellas County Sheriff's deputy who was driving Felegi to jail said she allegedly defecated in the back of the squad car. The deputy said Felegi intentionally removed her pants and pooped all over the police cruiser, WFTV.com reports. The poo-stained patrol car was out of commission for eight hours while inmates were forced to clean it up, according to the Associated Press. The total damage was estimated at around $100. Felegi has since been charged with criminal mischief, burglary and simple domestic assault, according to the Tampa Times. If the accusations against Felegi stick, she joins a rogues gallery of Floridians who made their mark with poop. Amy Goldberg In March, Amy Goldberg, 57, was accused of smearing dog poop on the face and arms of a neighbor whose pooch pooped on the suspect's lawn. Patricia Ann Jamison Patricia Ann Jamison, 49, was arrested in April last year after deputies say she pooped in an elevator at the St. Lucie County Courthouse in Fort Pierce, Florida. Gregory Matthew Bruni Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, became a pooping legend of sorts in January 2013 when he allegedly climbed naked onto a family's home in North Fort Myers and jumped onto the homeowner. Bruni allegedly ran inside the house, knocking down a TV and spilling the contents of a vacuum on the floor -- which he later drank. Bruni is accused of pooping in two spots on the floor, but not before masturbating in the living room and rubbing clothes belonging to the residents on his face. Brenda Schumann To be sure, January 2013 was a big month for public pooping. Police in Vero Beach, arrested Brenda Schumann, 51, after she allegedly defecated and urinated on the floor of her home after after discovering her husband in bed with another woman. She later told a deputy: "I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?"
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05-06-2015, 09:33 AM	#430
Mr. Plow In Search of a Life Join Date: Dec 2005 Casino cash: $1997391	Woman calls for police..... through Pizza Hut app.... Pizza Hut app Hostage saves herself via Pizza Hut app: “Please help. Get 911 to me.” A Florida woman used the comments section of a Pizza Hut order made from her smartphone on Monday afternoon to alert authorities that she and her children were being held hostage. When police responded to her message, arriving at the location, she and her children were quickly released, unharmed, and the kidnapper was arrested. According to a Highlands County Sheriff's Office press release, Cheryl Treadway, a woman from Avon Park, about 85 miles southeast of Tampa, had been arguing most of the day with her boyfriend, Ethan Nickerson, who carried "a large knife." As the agency wrote: When Ms. Treadway attempted to leave the residence to pick up the children from school, Mr. Nickerson grabbed her and took her cell phone. He then accompanied Ms. Treadway to pick up the children. Upon returning home, Ms. Treadway eventually convinced Mr. Nickerson to let her use the cell phone to order a pizza which is when she sent the message to Pizza Hut. Immediately after the pizza order was placed, Mr. Nickerson took the cell phone back from her. WFLA, a local television station, reported that this was her regular order, a "hand-tossed classic pizza with pepperoni." The Pizza Hut employees recognized Treadway’s order and realized that her comments to send help could be genuine. Officers were dispatched both to the Pizza Hut location and to Treadway’s home, where one cop convinced Nickerson to stand down and let the hostages go. "We've never seen that before," the restaurant's manager, Candy Hamilton, told WFLA. "I've been here 28 years and never, never seen nothing like that come through."
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05-08-2015, 03:42 PM	#431
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Ft. Lauderdale PTA Parents of the Year: ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) — A couple gave their teenage daughters cocaine and marijuana if they went to school and did household chores, authorities said. Chad and Joey Mudd, of Largo, a suburb in the Tampa-St. Petersburg area, gave their daughters, ages 13 and 14, drugs as a "bargaining tool" for school attendance and doing chores, Pinellas County Sheriff's detectives said. They were arrested Monday. According to an affidavit, the mother said she smoked pot with her daughters five times and the father snorted cocaine with the teens and one of his daughter's boyfriends in his truck. Chad Mudd, the 36-year-old father who works at an area beach bar, was charged with six counts of child abuse and one count of possession of cocaine. Joey Mudd, the girls' 34-year-old mom, was charged with two counts of child abuse. Arrest records say she works at a pediatrician's office. Joey Mudd was released Wednesday on bail and Chad Mudd was released Thursday on bail. Calls to telephone numbers belonging to the Mudds weren't answered. It's unclear if they've retained an attorney. It's not clear who has taken custody of the children. The sheriff's office hasn't immediately returned a telephone call.
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06-04-2015, 12:33 PM	#433
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	http://www.wptv.com/news/state/flori...-from-vampires LEE COUNTY, Fla. - Disco fever or dancing with the devil? Either way you look at it, one man's moves have landed him in some hot water. 44-year-old Christian Radecki of Cape Coral was arrested April 7th after he was caught on surveillance video bumping his car into the back of a Lee County Sheriff's Office marked patrol vehicle. He then began dancing on the patrol vehicle's roof while music blared from his car, and then broke the windshield wipers and took an American Flag from the neighbor's yard. Redecki, a convicted sexual offender, was arrested for Disturbing the Peace and Criminal Mischief after the neighbors called the police. According to a Cape Coral Police report, Radecki said it all began when a "woman with fangs" came to his door, threatening that a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires. "Therefore, Radecki made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children," the report states. Radecki told officers that he had not taken any recreational drugs or alcohol, has not been diagnosed with any mental health conditions, nor did he take any prescribed medication. Radecki was taken to Cape Coral Hospital for medical clearance, then transferred to the Lee County Justice Center in apparent good health. For the record, his dance playlist started with Hall & Oates' "Rich Girl", and ended after Supertramp's "Goodbye Stranger."
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06-17-2015, 02:52 PM	#434
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Florida Man Tries to blow up his foreclosed house with an exploding bowling ball! http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/P...307881081.html A South Florida man who didn't want a bank to sell his foreclosed home tried to blow it up using a bowling ball as an explosive, authorities say. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports 21-year-old Tyler Butler was arrested Monday on charges of arson and using an explosive device. A fire started around 10 p.m. Sunday in Loxahatchee. Butler was inside the home when the fire was reported. Deputies detained Butler after he left the burning home. As firefighters extinguished the flames, they noticed a bowling ball with a wick attached The sheriff's office bomb squad removed the ball. Butler told deputies he set things on fire in the home using a cigarette lighter, he poured gun powder in a bowling ball and used a rope as a fuse.
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06-17-2015, 03:04 PM	#435
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