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08-04-2014, 05:08 PM | #16 |
Rabbi Goldmann
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No description of the victim first?
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08-04-2014, 05:12 PM | #17 |
Sarcasm
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Stewie trying to play out a planeteer fantasy.
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08-04-2014, 05:12 PM | #18 |
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Give her a dollar for the bus
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08-04-2014, 05:15 PM | #19 |
oxymoron
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08-04-2014, 05:16 PM | #20 |
Just here for the Royals
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Ask her if she has a brother.
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08-04-2014, 05:24 PM | #21 |
Just a li'l Evel
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Not gonna go into too many details, but it would start with getting the crystal plunger from the master bathroom...
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08-04-2014, 05:32 PM | #22 |
MVP
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If she's hot, impregnate her. If she's ugly get a bj.
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08-04-2014, 05:47 PM | #23 |
Thread I will end you.......
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VARSITY
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08-04-2014, 07:21 PM | #24 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
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08-04-2014, 07:23 PM | #25 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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I'd hit it first, and ask questions later! #pussyaddict
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08-04-2014, 07:26 PM | #26 |
Keep Camp Home!
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am I married to her?
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08-04-2014, 07:39 PM | #27 |
Veteran
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"What wrong with a kiss, boy?"
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08-04-2014, 07:40 PM | #28 |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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Conversation first, would go like this, OK, Lucccccy you have some explaiiiining to do.
1 My wife put you up to this? 2 Are we on Candid Camera? 3 Who are you? 4 Are you clean? No I mean any STD's ? 5 You ever started a 1910 Model T ? Here's the crank handle.
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08-04-2014, 07:47 PM | #29 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
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Look in the next room.
UH OH, I'M ON CANDID CAMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! |
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08-04-2014, 07:48 PM | #30 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
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Double post'd.
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