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03-20-2014, 10:06 PM | #2 |
Don't Be A Dick
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Small price to pay.
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03-20-2014, 10:11 PM | #3 |
Hello
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VARSITY
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03-20-2014, 10:11 PM | #4 |
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ATM..takes the cleaning part on your end and makes things much easier for you..then she can brush her teeth while she dominates a deuce
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03-20-2014, 10:12 PM | #5 |
In Search of a Life
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Clean out the caboose first.
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03-20-2014, 10:13 PM | #6 |
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(monitoring this thread for educational purposes)
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03-20-2014, 10:13 PM | #7 |
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Crazy thread.
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03-20-2014, 10:14 PM | #8 |
Don't Be A Dick
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03-20-2014, 10:16 PM | #9 |
MVP
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Build her an outhouse. Run an extension cord from the house and put a space heater in it for winter. Wipe your dick off on the sheets on her side of the bed while she's out taking a dump. Problems solved.
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03-20-2014, 10:20 PM | #10 |
pie is never free
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Fact is, buttsex is for sleazy one nighters and flings with bar skags... committed relationships and marriages simply kill the desire to be that crazy.
When you really love a woman that kind of exploration just isn't necessary, and while SHE might've tried it way back when, odds are she hated it and still does... been there, done that. Bottom line, if your steady loves it then congratulations, if she doesn't... grow up, it isn't needed to have an awesome sex life... matter of fact, if she IS a fiend for it, I would honestly worry just a bit. |
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03-20-2014, 10:23 PM | #11 |
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What in the goddamn **** is wrong with you?
Talking about butt sex with your wife and her farts on a public forum? Goddamn. Ew. ****. |
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03-20-2014, 10:24 PM | #12 |
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700 posts in 14 years, and this is one of them.
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03-20-2014, 10:25 PM | #13 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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She's going to need to use an enema first next time.
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03-20-2014, 10:27 PM | #15 |
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