Poop Not sure on anal anymore - Page 9

Holladay · 03-20-2014, 10:04 PM

Not done it much. But after the act, when the wife goes to the bathroom, farts loudly and then craps...splashy. Then I have to wash my dick off....not sure.

booger · 03-21-2014, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Shit sure - of course. She's hitting her prime, ugly as hell, & won't get it from some self respecting guy her age.

Yep. Our arrangement Was fun while it lasted

booger · 03-21-2014, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I used to do the wash cloth and towel thing like booger's beat up blonde, now I just slap him on the ass and grab a bowl.

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Hah! I'm a big fan of getting the warm wet washcloth treatment. I don't ask for it but I appreciate it. Shows good attitude.

It was a very kind gesture and appreciated.

booger · 03-21-2014, 12:06 PM

Dammit now I got a boner. Thanks a lot you ****ing pervs

Katipan · 03-21-2014, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

It was a very kind gesture and appreciated.

When I was 7 my house burned down. I was in the hospital for 6 months or so and then recovered at my grandmother's for another year. She had a trunk of hundreds of silly historical romance novels. I thought I had learned everything about sex from those books over the course of a year. At least, that which can be learned without hands on practice.

But if you combine that with my dad dragging me to chess matches and long winded debates with old men around kitchen tables, it explains ****ing everything about me.

Including why I'm here at CP. And why I do the wash cloth thing. Or at least used to.

booger · 03-21-2014, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

When I was 7 my house burned down. I was in the hospital for 6 months or so and then recovered at my grandmother's for another year. She had a trunk of hundreds of silly historical romance novels. I thought I had learned everything about sex from those books over the course of a year. At least, that which can be learned without hands on practice.

But if you combine that with my dad dragging me to chess matches and long winded debates with old men around kitchen tables, it explains ****ing everything about me.

Including why I'm here at CP. And why I do the wash cloth thing. Or at least used to.

That's pretty damn scary let alone at a young age!

I was more into movies than books. Just being fortunate to have older chics trainers that grabbed me by teh ears and showed me the ropes

Cannibal · 03-21-2014, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Holladay

Not done it much. But after the act, when the wife goes to the bathroom, farts loudly and then craps...splashy. Then I have to wash my dick off....not sure.

i think I'dbe done with to after an experiencelike that.

Halfcan · 03-21-2014, 03:32 PM

This is a shitty thread.

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