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The best part about this from the owner's perspective is that he'll never see it.
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My previous post got me thinking. Apparently a common means of expression these days is the tattoo. You want to send a message about yourself ("I really like Chinese characters" or "I'm a devout Chiefs fan"), but at the same time there has to be some apprehension about the long-term implications. Maybe at some point you won't as devout a fan, or you'll become more interested in Cyrillic characters.
So what is a person to do? Do you take the leap and get the tattoo, recognizing the long-term risk, or do you hold off and lose some short-term self-expression? Here's my concept. Tell me what you think. Instead of tattooing yourself and absorbing the risk of having a dated, faddish tattoo twenty years from now, use my new concept. Pay me, and I'll go to a third-world country and, via some negotiations with family members, I will have your tattoo placed upon a third-world child. I will provide photographs, and you can display them in bars, night clubs, or amusement parks to show people your trendy tattoos and self-expression ("self" being expanded somewhat for this purpose). However, when your passion for that particular issue fades, you just throw away the picture and get a new tattoo on a new child. No costly and painful tattoo removal, and you have a palette of blank skin to work with that is limited only by Bangladeshi birth control measures. Any thoughts? Should I start up this new business venture?
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You got it. Do you have a preference for the child's nationality? For that particular theme, I would recommend Bolivian, but it could actually work very well on a Mauritanian.
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Would be a bummer if he started to grow hair
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I always wondered what the back of Fisty's head/Pests hand looked like.
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wouldn't be as cool without the golt teef
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Hope he doesn't get cancer...
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I gotta say, leaving off the penises was a smart move this time.
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