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Old 05-29-2015, 09:33 AM  
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Old 05-29-2015, 03:51 PM   #46
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26 was my number during HS. I sowed my oats when the ladies where fresh. I backed off that behavior after HS. I don't need no stinking calculator to tell me I'm a slick talker.
26 girls in high school? Bull ****ing shit.

I bet they were impressed with your 11 inch dick and your 4.1 forty time, too.
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Old 05-29-2015, 03:53 PM   #47
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I don't buy this shit at all. The majority of men in their late 30's have had less than 10 partners? I've only had 1 in the last 13 years and I'm a fat ass. No ****ing way I'm ahead of half you assholes.
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Old 05-29-2015, 04:33 PM   #48
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I don't buy this shit at all. The majority of men in their late 30's have had less than 10 partners? I've only had 1 in the last 13 years and I'm a fat ass. No ****ing way I'm ahead of half you assholes.
I quit keeping track after 30. I can't even remember some of the names of the girls I've slept with.

I spent my 20's single for the most part, outside of like two years. I tried the whole online dating thing and that is like shooting fish in a barrel when it comes to sex. I think I'm somewhere around 40. I lost my virginity when I was 18, so doing the math.. That's less than 4 women year. Not that many for a perpetually single dood.
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Old 05-29-2015, 04:35 PM   #49
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I put in a rough estimate (If anything on the low side) and I came up with "I've done the deed with more people that 85% of your peers. Ops.
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Old 05-29-2015, 04:46 PM   #50
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Never kept track, didn't see any reason to.

but there were quite a few.
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Old 05-29-2015, 04:52 PM   #51
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lol wow

people have a lot less sex than i thought
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Old 05-29-2015, 04:54 PM   #52
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Old 05-29-2015, 04:55 PM   #53
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I mean I know I've knocked boots more than half of you but there's no ****ing way I've banged more girls than half of you, and if I have, you're lazy, pussies, or closet pillowbiters.
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Old 05-29-2015, 05:02 PM   #54
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lol wow

people have a lot less sex than i thought

I admit that I project an aura of immense sexual prowess.
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Old 05-29-2015, 05:27 PM   #55
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Old 05-29-2015, 06:31 PM   #56
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Same exact number as me.
Does that make us quasi-eskimo brothers? We need to consult the EBDB.
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Old 05-29-2015, 06:49 PM   #57
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The after 18 qualifier helps.
Oh, I didn't notice that. In that case I'm not a whore at all.
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