Life KCTV5's Katie Horner...party girl? - Page 3

Deberg_1990 · 06-21-2011, 11:03 AM

apparently shes single and on the prowl for all you young single KC guys....

http://www.kcconfidential.com/full_c...full=yes&pbr=1

Sometimes stories rise from odd and unusual circumstances...

Take the latest on fading fast, KCTV weather wonk Katie Horner. I was recently asked to profile her for a local magazine. Nothing controversial, mind you, quite the opposite as a matter of fact. So I made several attempts to contact her at Channel 5 and at what I believed to be her home phone number.

Nada.

After not hearing back for more than a week, I thought the better of it and given the rumors that KCTV was not renewing her contract, left her a couple messages assuring her that there was no connection whatsoever to her leaving. That the story I wanted to write would be a little lively, but in no way a "Katie Is Getting Fired" affair.

Still nothing.

So on I moved where the profile was concerned, but my curiostity was piqued; why wouldn't Katie call me back?

A little digging was warranted. So I poked around. Hmmm, there's a "Save Katie Horner" page on Facebook. To go with all the Katie Horner scares me and fire Katie Horner pages. Only 31 fans, though.

Sounds about right.

"The people who complain about her are the same people who get sucked out of their house because they werent paying attention," offered Horner fan Arthur Floyd. "Katie is a goddess trying to keep us mere mortals safe."

Then it happened, I struck gold.

I stumbled onto Horner's unprotected, personal Facebook page. A page that not only revealed that the two-time wife and mommy was divorced and single again, but was maybe in full scale party mode.

Horner must have protected the page as I couldn't scare it up for the liefe of me yesterday. Until I found a link on KMBC weather wonk Bryan Busby's page this morning.

I can pass along a flashback regarding the now-former Mr. Horner from my column of October 5, 2003:

"About KCTV weather wonder woman Katie Horner's bambino-to-be with new hubby, Frank Armato. Here's a scoop for you, Horner hollers. His dad is delivering the baby. "I just figured you couldn't get a doctor to care more for a baby than his own grandfather," Horner told me. That would be North Kansas City Hospital ob-gyn David Myers."

I remember a number of women at the time being creeped out by the thought of a father-in-law delivering his son's wife's kid, but what the heck. It's a brave new world out there - even in 2003

Pasta Little Brioni · 06-21-2011, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Prowl

No way... I would make her wait till the bottom of the 9th for me to blow it... just like the Royals bullpen

...Mexicutionher

Al Bundy · 06-21-2011, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM

...Mexicutionher

Caucasionher. I wonder if she does anal?

**bevischief** · 06-21-2011, 05:46 PM

That explains a lot of things...

burt · 06-23-2011, 06:50 AM

She got way too excited during bad weather. Doom and Gloom....interupting good shows. I hated her. BUT if slightly bad weather got her so excited....I imagine she's wild in the sack!

**loochy** · 06-23-2011, 07:45 AM

I hope that Katie Horner doesn't party TOO hard because someone might poop on her face if she does.

dtebbe · 06-23-2011, 08:05 AM

**Bowser** · 06-23-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Pants

Nice HIPAA violation, douchebag.

Look at it as a positive - if anybody on here ever runs into her during a night of crazy binge drinking and gets tempted to hit it, they now can factor this into their thinking, and possibly save themselves a future Valtrex prescription.

**bevischief** · 06-23-2011, 10:59 AM

So who is a Facebook friend of hers?

Sweet Daddy Hate · 06-23-2011, 11:48 AM

I'd rather tap Faulkner...

Fish · 06-23-2011, 11:59 AM

Yeah... it's really bizarre that many here would bump uglies with the Weather Beast. Is it just that she's a psycho local celeb or what?

I have to think that if you didn't know who she was, you wouldn't really give a second look...

4th and Long · 06-23-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Look at it as a positive - if anybody on here ever runs into her during a night of crazy binge drinking and gets tempted to hit it, they now can factor this into their thinking, and possibly save themselves a future Valtrex prescription.

Not to mention the fact that she was never my patient nor do I have access to any of her medical records. This was merely a rumor.

Mr. Laz · 06-23-2011, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

Yeah... it's really bizarre that many here would bump uglies with the Weather Beast. Is it just that she's a psycho local celeb or what?

I have to think that if you didn't know who she was, you wouldn't really give a second look...

wouldn't you want to just pound that ass so good she screams 'MicroBurst!!!' just one time?

Fish · 06-23-2011, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Laz

wouldn't you want to just pound that ass so good she screams 'MicroBurst!!!' just one time?

Maybe with a tire iron...

baitism · 06-24-2011, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish

Yeah... it's really bizarre that many here would bump uglies with the Weather Beast. Is it just that she's a psycho local celeb or what?

I have to think that if you didn't know who she was, you wouldn't really give a second look...

Internet male spotted

vailpass · 06-24-2011, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants

Nice HIPAA violation, douchebag.

How so? It wasn't him that was privy to her health records. He's just fulfilling the man duty of warning about tainted cooter.

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Deberg_1990 In Search of a Life Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Antonio Tx. Casino cash: $3914454	KCTV5's Katie Horner...party girl? apparently shes single and on the prowl for all you young single KC guys.... http://www.kcconfidential.com/full_c...full=yes&pbr=1 Sometimes stories rise from odd and unusual circumstances... Take the latest on fading fast, KCTV weather wonk Katie Horner. I was recently asked to profile her for a local magazine. Nothing controversial, mind you, quite the opposite as a matter of fact. So I made several attempts to contact her at Channel 5 and at what I believed to be her home phone number. Nada. After not hearing back for more than a week, I thought the better of it and given the rumors that KCTV was not renewing her contract, left her a couple messages assuring her that there was no connection whatsoever to her leaving. That the story I wanted to write would be a little lively, but in no way a "Katie Is Getting Fired" affair. Still nothing. So on I moved where the profile was concerned, but my curiostity was piqued; why wouldn't Katie call me back? A little digging was warranted. So I poked around. Hmmm, there's a "Save Katie Horner" page on Facebook. To go with all the Katie Horner scares me and fire Katie Horner pages. Only 31 fans, though. Sounds about right. "The people who complain about her are the same people who get sucked out of their house because they werent paying attention," offered Horner fan Arthur Floyd. "Katie is a goddess trying to keep us mere mortals safe." Then it happened, I struck gold. I stumbled onto Horner's unprotected, personal Facebook page. A page that not only revealed that the two-time wife and mommy was divorced and single again, but was maybe in full scale party mode. Horner must have protected the page as I couldn't scare it up for the liefe of me yesterday. Until I found a link on KMBC weather wonk Bryan Busby's page this morning. I can pass along a flashback regarding the now-former Mr. Horner from my column of October 5, 2003: "About KCTV weather wonder woman Katie Horner's bambino-to-be with new hubby, Frank Armato. Here's a scoop for you, Horner hollers. His dad is delivering the baby. "I just figured you couldn't get a doctor to care more for a baby than his own grandfather," Horner told me. That would be North Kansas City Hospital ob-gyn David Myers." I remember a number of women at the time being creeped out by the thought of a father-in-law delivering his son's wife's kid, but what the heck. It's a brave new world out there - even in 2003
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Fish Ain't no relax! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2298919	Yeah... it's really bizarre that many here would bump uglies with the Weather Beast. Is it just that she's a psycho local celeb or what? I have to think that if you didn't know who she was, you wouldn't really give a second look... __________________
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