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Old 08-14-2013, 04:22 PM  
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Book on how to increase lottery chances......

So this guy at my work bought this book that claims to help you increase your odds of winning the lottery (LOL). I told him he's a ****ing moron but he just won't listen. He keeps going back to "Well the guy who wrote the book WON 7 JACKPOTS!" I keep saying yes, because he got lucky one time and won a nearly 1 million dollar jackpot, and since then has reinvested a shit ton of that into the ****ing lottery.

Anyway, he bought this ****ing book, which is more like a pamphlet, and all he got out of it was "Play numbers that have never won before, or haven't hit in a long time". I said "......good luck with that, and it won't make a difference because the lottery has no memory". So he found some site that has all the pas winning lottery numbers from 1997 to present, and now is trying to figure out a way to pick something besides those numbers.

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Old 08-14-2013, 05:21 PM   #16
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Scratch Ticket players that hold up the convenience store line should die in a fire.
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Old 08-14-2013, 05:21 PM   #17
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Scratch Ticket players that hold up the convenience store line should die in a fire.
A fire started by striking a match on a scratcher ticket?
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Old 08-14-2013, 05:24 PM   #18
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Scratch Ticket players that hold up the convenience store line should die in a fire.
Had one today. I need a pack ofs smokes, she has ten bucks in three tickets took five minutes. Urge to kill. I'd have paid her the ten bucks to leave.
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Old 08-14-2013, 05:38 PM   #19
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Actually, there are a few games that are virtually fool-proof - certain ones have a closed set of total winnings. When no one has won by a certain date, all funds are given out in the next few weeks. The people who know these games will then buy thousands of tickets, knowing that there are hundreds of thousands being given away during that week.

There was an article about it awhile back, and the people who do it got super pissed at the reporter for publishing the secret, because the more people that do it, the less effective it is (obviously).
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Old 08-14-2013, 05:44 PM   #20
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Had one today. I need a pack ofs smokes, she has ten bucks in three tickets took five minutes. Urge to kill. I'd have paid her the ten bucks to leave.
This happens to me virtually every time I go to QT. The quality of QT has gone to shit since they started selling lottery tickets there several years back.
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Old 08-14-2013, 05:48 PM   #21
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This happens to me virtually every time I go to QT. The quality of QT has gone to shit since they started selling lottery tickets there several years back.
Sad thing is we got QT out here a few years ago and I was thrilled. Best run quick shop there is. Much better than the others. But it still happens.
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Old 08-14-2013, 05:52 PM   #22
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Old 08-14-2013, 05:54 PM   #23
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Nothing's more sad than seeing someone with missing teeth, tattered clothes, and just an overall look of FMLA, going in and spending $20 on some sort of lottery etc.

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Old 08-14-2013, 06:01 PM   #24
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Winning the Powerball is easy, any idiot can do it, but people are just too dumb to figure it out. All you have to do is buy 175,000,000 different tickets.
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Old 08-14-2013, 06:25 PM   #25
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Old 08-14-2013, 06:34 PM   #26
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Old 08-14-2013, 06:35 PM   #27
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Actually, there are a few games that are virtually fool-proof - certain ones have a closed set of total winnings. When no one has won by a certain date, all funds are given out in the next few weeks. The people who know these games will then buy thousands of tickets, knowing that there are hundreds of thousands being given away during that week.

There was an article about it awhile back, and the people who do it got super pissed at the reporter for publishing the secret, because the more people that do it, the less effective it is (obviously).

WHAT ? Do Not understand ??
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Old 08-14-2013, 06:43 PM   #28
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Old 08-14-2013, 06:50 PM   #29
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Because if someone knew how to win they would share that information
Bingo. It's just like all the people who have the "secrets" on how to make millions in your spare time. Uh...if it really worked, you'd be doing it yourself.
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Old 08-14-2013, 08:47 PM   #30
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Idiot tax. But I don't blame people for trying.
Well yea sure, in moderation. I buy a ticket every now and then when it gets up high. The problem is, the lotto and gambling in general sells false hope to the poor and desperate.
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