Misc -- Discuss strategies on how to pull some hot puss' on Halloween, via your costume. - Page 4

KcFanInGA · 10-30-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

If you're cheap: get a giant semi-clear white trashbag, put it over your head so it covers you down to your ankles, then pull some off it back off your head and fill it with milk and tie it off, and tell everyone you're a used condom with the prick still in it.

Oh Jesus that's funny!

JohninGpt · 10-16-2009, 10:35 PM

How 'bout:

The Gimp!

JD10367 · 10-16-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JohninGpt

How 'bout:

The Gimp!

Yeah, but a Halloween costume is supposed to be something unusual, something you don't routinely put on. I have a feeling for a lot of people around here, the Gimp outfit is something that's hanging in the closet for a fun weekend.

Hammock Parties · 10-16-2009, 10:39 PM

CHICKS DIG THE FETT

LaChapelle · 10-16-2009, 10:41 PM

Free sample dude, giving out hershey kisses or a hotel pillow.

JohninGpt · 10-16-2009, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LaChapelle

Free sample dude, giving out hershey kisses.

And drop them out of a pair of assless chaps.

Saccopoo · 10-16-2009, 10:44 PM

I've always found that historical costumes work wonders. Louis the XIV always pulls bull rider level ass.

Oh.

You could dress up as a bull rider, and if a girl asks you if that's your costume, you tell her, "**** no. I'm a bull rider for reals. Costumes are for pussies that live sad, insignificant lives who are too gutless to get on the back of a 3,000 lb. animal that wants to stomp your guts out." Laid for sure.

Simply Red · 10-16-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

I've always found that historical costumes work wonders. Louis the XIV always pulls bull rider level ass.

Oh.

You could dress up as a bull rider, and if a girl asks you if that's your costume, you tell her, "**** no. I'm a bull rider for reals. Costumes are for pussies that live sad, insignificant lives who are too gutless to get on the back of a 3,000 lb. animal that wants to stomp your guts out." Laid for sure.

Well done dude, I laughed my ass off when I read that. I also made a 'buck' motion in the air, well, because I'm crazy.

Oh, and dope idear rockin' the Louis wear, I like it, i'm gettin' what you're preachin'

JD10367 · 10-16-2009, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

Oh, and dope idear rockin' the Louis wear, I like it, i'm gettin' what you're preachin'[/FONT]

Oh, pissboy!

It's good to be the king...

Simply Red · 10-16-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Oh, pissboy!

It's good to be the king...

i may try this and go to club opera. Sasha will be there.

JD10367 · 10-16-2009, 10:47 PM

Wear a round metal codpiece, and cut a metal central-vac canister in half and wear it like body armor. Then cut a slot in it and write "deposit 25 cents" and, in big letters, spray-paint "SYBIAN" across the front.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad · 10-16-2009, 11:05 PM

My roomie doesn't pull hot puss often mostly because he doesn't try, but when he went as Mystery from that VH1 show last year...he got lots of attention...and he got laid. She was cute

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-16-2009, 11:21 PM

Don't ask me. I generally go as serial killers.

Coach · 10-17-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Don't ask me. I generally go as serial killers.

Why am I not suprised?

10-16-2009, 10:35 PM	#2
JohninGpt Dammit Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Busted Stick, IT Casino cash: $5328304	How 'bout: The Gimp!
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Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4550478	CHICKS DIG THE FETT __________________ Chiefs game films
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Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	I've always found that historical costumes work wonders. Louis the XIV always pulls bull rider level ass. Oh. You could dress up as a bull rider, and if a girl asks you if that's your costume, you tell her, "**** no. I'm a bull rider for reals. Costumes are for pussies that live sad, insignificant lives who are too gutless to get on the back of a 3,000 lb. animal that wants to stomp your guts out." Laid for sure.
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10-16-2009, 10:47 PM	#12
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Wear a round metal codpiece, and cut a metal central-vac canister in half and wear it like body armor. Then cut a slot in it and write "deposit 25 cents" and, in big letters, spray-paint "SYBIAN" across the front.
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Rudy tossed tigger's salad Better than Nelson Join Date: Mar 2003 Casino cash: $10000400	My roomie doesn't pull hot puss often mostly because he doesn't try, but when he went as Mystery from that VH1 show last year...he got lots of attention...and he got laid. She was cute
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10-16-2009, 11:21 PM	#14
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7989572	Don't ask me. I generally go as serial killers. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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