Psycho ex-stories - Page 4

01-17-2006, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by gopeeking

She wasn't really an "ex" per-se, but a girl I used to know once posted about me on her blog. I didn't know she cared. This was like 2 years after the fact, too.

Who is the stalker in this situation?

**Rain Man** · 01-17-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Who is the stalker in this situation?

Dang it. Your typing speed has improved since you went over to Warpaint.

Hammock Parties · 01-17-2006, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Who is the stalker in this situation?

No one.

**Rain Man** · 01-17-2006, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by gopeeking

She wasn't really an "ex" per-se, but a girl I used to know once posted about me on her blog. I didn't know she cared. This was like 2 years after the fact, too.

Let me guess. She was eating a hot dog at QuikTrip, and she looked over and saw you?

dtrain · 01-17-2006, 02:31 PM

Here's my stalker story. I was fooling around with an older woman when she fell in love. I told her that it was just about a good time for me from day one. She would drive all over town or even out of town looking for me if my car wasn't at my house. She scratched my car and any females car who came over, flattened my tires, and even brought the police to my house asking for some stuff she gave me back. She would try to walk around to the back of the house and look in the basement window to see what I was doing. She was really out there. I tried to be nice about the whole thing the final straw was when she tried to run me over with her van. Needless to say I snapped and before I knew I had her halfway thru the van window getting ready to give her the ass whipping of her life. Luckily my brother was there and pulled me back. After that for some strange reason she left me alone.

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dtrain

Here's my stalker story. I was fooling around with an older woman when she fell in love. I told her that it was just about a good time for me from day one. She would drive all over town or even out of town looking for me if my car wasn't at my house. She scratched my car and any females car who came over, flattened my tires, and even brought the police to my house asking for some stuff she gave me back. She would try to walk around to the back of the house and look in the basement window to see what I was doing. She was really out there. I tried to be nice about the whole thing the final straw was when she tried to run me over with her van. Needless to say I snapped and before I knew I had her halfway thru the van window getting ready to give her the ass whipping of her life. Luckily my brother was there and pulled me back. After that for some strange reason she left me alone.

REP

KChiefsQT · 03-01-2006, 07:32 PM

How did I miss this thread?

**Dunit35** · 03-01-2006, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefsQT

How did I miss this thread?

No kidding. I actually made a post in it and didn't even remember posting that. Just took me half an hour to read it all. Damn funny thread.

**Nzoner** · 01-17-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

It just occurred to me in reading this thread. Is it possible that we're all the crazy ex's in our past relationships?

Yep,it reminded me of some crazy shit I pulled on an ex in college.

keg in kc · 01-17-2006, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner 338

Yep,it reminded me of some crazy shit I pulled on an ex in college.

No, no, we're not crazy at all. We're all well-adjusted, perfectly sane individuals.

**Nzoner** · 01-17-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

No, no, we're not crazy at all. We're all well-adjusted, perfectly sane individuals.

True,now that I think about it,it was her fault I did what I did,her and some dude named jack daniels.

keg in kc · 01-17-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner 338

True,now that I think about it,it was her fault I did what I did,her and some dude named jack daniels.

My worst moments were all from spending too much time on the banks of Knob Creek.

**Rain Man** · 01-17-2006, 12:43 PM

I don't have a good stalker story, but I've got a semi-lame one from my single days.

I had broken up from a long-time relationship, and moved to a place near my job. After a month or so, she started calling and wanting to get back together, since the married men she was cheating on me with had apparently lost their luster.

Lo and behold, when this woman's lease expired, out of the entire city of St. Louis, she moved to the closest apartment complex possible to my house, even though it was a long drive from her job. She wanted to meet again, and by this time I had already met my wife and was getting serious with her.

In the meantime, my company had had massive layoffs, and I was out the door. I was packing to move to Texas with my future wife when this woman called again and wanted to meet. She'd heard about the layoffs, and wanted to know about my job. I told her I'd been laid off, but everything was fine. She then asked if I was staying in St. Louis. Yep, sure am. Well, tell me if you're going to move, because I really want to stay in touch with you. Yep, sure will. You promise? Yep.

A few days later, I was on the road to Texas. I never heard from her again.

siberian khatru · 01-17-2006, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

A few days later, I was on the road to Texas. I never heard from her again.

Somebody should go check the basement of your old house in St. Louis.

01-17-2006, 02:31 PM	#5
dtrain Who's your daddy? Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Junction City Casino cash: $1943306	Here's my stalker story. I was fooling around with an older woman when she fell in love. I told her that it was just about a good time for me from day one. She would drive all over town or even out of town looking for me if my car wasn't at my house. She scratched my car and any females car who came over, flattened my tires, and even brought the police to my house asking for some stuff she gave me back. She would try to walk around to the back of the house and look in the basement window to see what I was doing. She was really out there. I tried to be nice about the whole thing the final straw was when she tried to run me over with her van. Needless to say I snapped and before I knew I had her halfway thru the van window getting ready to give her the ass whipping of her life. Luckily my brother was there and pulled me back. After that for some strange reason she left me alone. __________________ To bad more of the team doesn't have this mentality!!!
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03-01-2006, 07:32 PM	#7
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01-17-2006, 12:43 PM	#14
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3178491 VARSITY	I don't have a good stalker story, but I've got a semi-lame one from my single days. I had broken up from a long-time relationship, and moved to a place near my job. After a month or so, she started calling and wanting to get back together, since the married men she was cheating on me with had apparently lost their luster. Lo and behold, when this woman's lease expired, out of the entire city of St. Louis, she moved to the closest apartment complex possible to my house, even though it was a long drive from her job. She wanted to meet again, and by this time I had already met my wife and was getting serious with her. In the meantime, my company had had massive layoffs, and I was out the door. I was packing to move to Texas with my future wife when this woman called again and wanted to meet. She'd heard about the layoffs, and wanted to know about my job. I told her I'd been laid off, but everything was fine. She then asked if I was staying in St. Louis. Yep, sure am. Well, tell me if you're going to move, because I really want to stay in touch with you. Yep, sure will. You promise? Yep. A few days later, I was on the road to Texas. I never heard from her again. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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