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04-10-2006, 03:30 PM | #11 |
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She placed some calls to Guiness
To see what the feat was worth.. While she hadn't measured the cable yet She assumed it had a record Girth. A lady doesn't crap and tell but sometimes she just must She birthed a brown so big around, she thought her pelvis would bust. She has an horseman there to verify, the cable when it lands He tipped his hat and said "by gawd, I think your brown is 19 hands". Ripley sent the cameras Guiness sent the measure tape, Her landlord brought a shovel For the skidmarks left to scrape. She feels her face a flushing as every one who takes a peek... laughs at her new fortune that with Ripleys now she seeks So get a ticket to stand in line To get yourself a look... Or look for the record cable In this years' Guiness book. |
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