Let's fight.

[Direckshun]

I will fight you.

We start 100 yards away from one another in the middle of a cool desert plains.

Click on this randomizer -- it will give you a superpower. Do it twice -- we'll give you two superpowers.

The two I have:

Electrical Absorption -- the ability to take electrical energy and turn it into any kind of energy.

and

Aero-Telekinesis -- the ability to manipulate matter using wind, a la Storm of the X-Men.

Whatcha got? LET'S FIGHT.