Online flirting - Page 19

Frazod · 01-24-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Well, so can a hippopotamus if your legs are long enough, but c'mon.... Mer's a little girl.

After I get done dieting, we'll see who straddles who.

Frazod · 01-24-2006, 02:22 PM

That's okay. She's too flat-chested for me anyway.

SPchief · 01-24-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

That's okay. She's too flat-chested for me anyway.

Katipan · 01-24-2006, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

That's okay. She's too flat-chested for me anyway.

I'm quitting the internet

**Donger** · 01-24-2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

That's okay. She's too flat-chested for me anyway.

Peh. It's all about the nipples for me, anyway.

Katipan · 01-24-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I thought you didn't like guys you couldn't straddle.

ACK. alpaca!! alpaca!!

You win!!

**Donger** · 01-24-2006, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

ACK. alpaca!! alpaca!!

You win!!

Alpacas make me horny. I don't know why.

**Donger** · 01-24-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Same reason ringing bells make you salivate.

I'm no dog.

**Saulbadguy** · 01-24-2006, 01:52 PM

If my wife ever joined Chiefsplanet i'd negative rep bomb her, and get her banned, somehow.

SPchief · 01-24-2006, 01:58 PM

Look out, its horny.

Taco John · 01-24-2006, 02:28 PM

I think it's pretty safe to say that communication broke down a long time ago when stuff like this plays itself out over the Internet.

Apparently the relationship was already stuck in its tracks. Get to a counselor and find out why communication broke down so badly that it turned into this.

For what it's worth, my parents divorced over a similar issue, so don't try to tell me I don't know what I'm talking about. Communication had broken down so badly at that point that they refused to get counseling. If she needs to get to the Internet for something, it's because you're not providing it. Get to a counselor and find out what "it" is.

Aside from that, what the hell did you expect posting some shit like this on the planet. You're a real dickbag. I hope you and Red work it out, even though she deserves someone much smarter than you as a partner in life. You've got to be one dense mother****** to air your dirty laundry over a public communication system like this and not expect a lot of comedy to erupt out of it.

Katipan · 01-24-2006, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

I think it's pretty safe to say that communication broke down a long time ago when stuff like this plays itself out over the Internet.

Apparently the relationship was already stuck in its tracks. Get to a counselor and find out why communication broke down so badly that it turned into this.

For what it's worth, my parents divorced over a similar issue, so don't try to tell me I don't know what I'm talking about. Communication had broken down so badly at that point that they refused to get counseling. If she needs to get to the Internet for something, it's because you're not providing it. Get to a counselor and find out what "it" is.

Aside from that, what the hell did you expect posting some shit like this on the planet. You're a real dickbag. I hope you and Red work it out, even though she deserves someone much smarter than you as a partner in life. You've got to be one dense mother****** to air your dirty laundry over a public communication system like this and not expect a lot of comedy to erupt out of it.

Are there any cute guys on Orangemane?

**Bowser** · 01-24-2006, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Are there any cute guys on Orangemane?

Go look up Spider. You'd like him.

Eleazar · 01-24-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Are there any cute guys on Orangemane?

"bob's your uncle" is a swinging bachelor.

**Donger** · 01-24-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Are there any cute guys on Orangemane?

Do they have to be straight?

01-24-2006, 02:22 PM	#2
Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2955085	That's okay. She's too flat-chested for me anyway.
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01-24-2006, 01:58 PM	#10
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01-24-2006, 02:28 PM	#11
Taco John Sapere Aude Join Date: Jun 2001 Casino cash: $3397937	I think it's pretty safe to say that communication broke down a long time ago when stuff like this plays itself out over the Internet. Apparently the relationship was already stuck in its tracks. Get to a counselor and find out why communication broke down so badly that it turned into this. For what it's worth, my parents divorced over a similar issue, so don't try to tell me I don't know what I'm talking about. Communication had broken down so badly at that point that they refused to get counseling. If she needs to get to the Internet for something, it's because you're not providing it. Get to a counselor and find out what "it" is. Aside from that, what the hell did you expect posting some shit like this on the planet. You're a real dickbag. I hope you and Red work it out, even though she deserves someone much smarter than you as a partner in life. You've got to be one dense mother****** to air your dirty laundry over a public communication system like this and not expect a lot of comedy to erupt out of it.
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