What does everyone think everyone looks like... - Page 18

Katipan · 02-10-2009, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Champion draft horse:

I think it's a normal horse and a tiny woman.

Mecca · 02-10-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I think it's a normal horse and a tiny woman.

What they don't tell you is she has sex with the horse.

beach tribe · 02-10-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

What they don't tell you is she has sex with the horse.

She's a lesbian then. That horse is female.

**Donger** · 02-10-2009, 04:52 PM

NSFW

**kysirsoze** · 02-10-2009, 04:59 PM

This is one of those threads that I like to read backwards.

**Donger** · 02-10-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kysirsoze

This is one of those threads that I like to read backwards.

Are you Jewish?

**kysirsoze** · 02-10-2009, 05:00 PM

nope. Just bored.

**Donger** · 02-10-2009, 05:06 PM

To get back to the original intent of the thread, here's my mental image description of MV in a few years, in picture form:

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-10-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

To get back to the original intent of the thread, here's my mental image description of MV in a few years, in picture form:

Perfect! Pullman's characters are SUCH ****ing tools. There is no role he can't "Tool-Up" to the 100th-power.

**Donger** · 02-10-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

Perfect! Pullman's characters are SUCH ****ing tools. There is no role he can't "Tool-Up" to the 100th-power.

Pullman?

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-10-2009, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Pullman?

I think he was referring to Bill Pullman, though the picture is of Bill Paxton.

Mecca · 02-10-2009, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I think he was referring to Bill Pullman, though the picture is of Bill Paxton.

Bill Paxton......

Game over man game over!

88TG88 · 02-10-2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I think he was referring to Bill Pullman, though the picture is of Bill Paxton.

Dane is like the younger more hip version of Sammy Hagar.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-10-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I think he was referring to Bill Pullman, though the picture is of Bill Paxton.

Yes! There ya' go. Right image, wrong name. "Chet" from Weird Science.

**Donger** · 02-10-2009, 05:17 PM

Harry: [holding Simon at the edge of an aquaduct] Son of a b*tch. Did you think you can elude us forever Carlos?
Simon: Hey, you got the wrong guy. My name's Simon. Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your...
[Harry and Gib remove their masks]
Simon: face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it.
[realizes that it is Harry]
Simon: Oh, it's you. Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all?
Gib: Hey, Carlos. Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented.
Simon: No, no, no. I sell cars, that's all. C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun...
[Harry takes his gun out and points it in Simon's face]
Simon: Oh God, no, no don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint. I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little d*ck, it's pathetic.
[Harry and Gib gave Simon a weird look, then Simon pees in his pants]
Simon: Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh mercy sir.
Harry: Get the fuck out of here. Just get out of here.
Simon: No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me. You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me.
Gib: [Gib and Harry get into their van] Get lost, dipsh*t.
[fires a few rounds into the ground near Simon]

02-10-2009, 04:52 PM	#4
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10149900 VARSITY	NSFW __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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02-10-2009, 04:59 PM	#5
kysirsoze SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $3546946	This is one of those threads that I like to read backwards.
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02-10-2009, 05:00 PM	#7
kysirsoze SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $3546946	nope. Just bored.
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02-10-2009, 05:17 PM	#15
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10149900 VARSITY	Harry: [holding Simon at the edge of an aquaduct] Son of a btch. Did you think you can elude us forever Carlos? Simon: Hey, you got the wrong guy. My name's Simon. Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your... [Harry and Gib remove their masks] Simon: face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it. [realizes that it is Harry] Simon: Oh, it's you. Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all? Gib: Hey, Carlos. Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented. Simon: No, no, no. I sell cars, that's all. C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun... [Harry takes his gun out and points it in Simon's face] Simon: Oh God, no, no don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint. I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dck, it's pathetic. [Harry and Gib gave Simon a weird look, then Simon pees in his pants] Simon: Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh mercy sir. Harry: Get the fuck out of here. Just get out of here. Simon: No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me. You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me. Gib: [Gib and Harry get into their van] Get lost, dipsht. [fires a few rounds into the ground near Simon] __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?*
Posts: 181,275