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View Poll Results: What are your THREE favorite parts of Thanksgiving? | |||
Being visited by relatives | 7 | 11.67% | |
Driving long distances with few travel services available | 2 | 3.33% | |
Eating cranberry stuff | 7 | 11.67% | |
Eating dinner rolls with butter | 8 | 13.33% | |
Eating fruit-based pie | 5 | 8.33% | |
Eating glazed carrots | 1 | 1.67% | |
Eating green bean casserole | 6 | 10.00% | |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin with imbedded fruit | 1 | 1.67% | |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin without imbedded fruit | 0 | 0% | |
Eating mashed potatoes | 11 | 18.33% | |
Eating pumpkin pie | 15 | 25.00% | |
Eating stuffing | 16 | 26.67% | |
Eating sweet potatoes or yams, or both | 5 | 8.33% | |
Eating turkey | 28 | 46.67% | |
Eating until I feel uncomfortably full | 6 | 10.00% | |
Flag football on the lawn like the Kennedy family used to do | 3 | 5.00% | |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy pilgrim costume | 3 | 5.00% | |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy Native American costume | 2 | 3.33% | |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy turkey costume | 1 | 1.67% | |
Getting blackout drunk with three days to recover | 6 | 10.00% | |
Having one or two days off work/ long weekend | 21 | 35.00% | |
Hearing the word ‘cornucopia’ more than usual | 0 | 0% | |
Hookers go by adorably ironic classic names like “Prudence” and “Patience” | 2 | 3.33% | |
Learning how to grow corn from my friend Squanto | 3 | 5.00% | |
Napping for unnaturally long periods of time | 7 | 11.67% | |
Prepping for and attending black Friday sales to fight with people | 1 | 1.67% | |
Purchasing cheap stuff on black Friday | 2 | 3.33% | |
Putting buckles on my shoes and not being hassled for it | 0 | 0% | |
Remembering the early days of American colonization of the New World | 2 | 3.33% | |
The Facebook photos of everyone's Thanksgiving dinners | 3 | 5.00% | |
The formal opportunity to observe thankfulness for my awesome life. | 4 | 6.67% | |
The nudity when I go to Daytona for Thanksgiving break | 0 | 0% | |
Visiting delightfully uncrowded strip clubs | 1 | 1.67% | |
Visiting relatives | 8 | 13.33% | |
Watching classic Thanksgiving movies like ... are there classic Thanksgiving movies? | 1 | 1.67% | |
Watching the Cowboys and whoever | 9 | 15.00% | |
Watching the Lions and whoever | 4 | 6.67% | |
Watching the parades on television | 1 | 1.67% | |
I love all of the above things equally | 3 | 5.00% | |
I'm not really into Thanksgiving | 5 | 8.33% | |
I'm Native American so I'd rather not talk about Plymouth Rock | 3 | 5.00% | |
I live in a nation that does not observe the Thanksgiving holiday | 3 | 5.00% | |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 60. You may not vote on this poll |
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11-21-2017, 07:37 PM | #14 |
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Leftover white meat turkey breast on white bread with lettuce, cranberry sauce, extra mayo, salt, pepper and some left over sides reheated like turnips or sweet potatoes.
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