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Old 10-08-2014, 06:43 PM  
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Ok I am Paranoid
Ok so I listed my motorhome for sale because I want something different... I put a price out there and some dude from Yugoslavia came to look at my motorhome, so I say to myself...


This is probably a waste of time tire kicker, He asked me what my best price was and I backed off a little and gave it to him.... Then he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a stack of money from hell... It bugged me out because rarely do people walk around with that kind of coin on them, Of course I had taken all the precautions.... I had a 45 in the back of my pants, wife was following behind at a distance with a 38 and daughter was advised to stay in the house with a shotgun (you can't be too careful nowadays..)

Dude offered me cash money, I took it, made him sign an "AS IS" bill of sale and the whole deal was done in a matter of an hour or so.

Now I am at home sitting here with thousands and thousands of dollars in my possession until the bank opens wondering if this dude or one of his buddies come back tonite for a random robbery...

Am I paranoid or am I gonna get to try out my AR-15 tonite?
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Old 10-08-2014, 10:50 PM   #61
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Old 10-09-2014, 12:38 AM   #62
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I would say that you have a .45 in your pants..your wife trailing you with a .38 and you told your daughter to stay in the house? Umm..yeah..you are ****ing paranoid.

You have to ask yourself.."what made me so scared of things...when did I start living in baseless fear".
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Old 10-09-2014, 12:59 AM   #63
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Ok so I listed my motorhome for sale because I want something different... I put a price out there and some dude from Yugoslavia came to look at my motorhome, so I say to myself...


This is probably a waste of time tire kicker, He asked me what my best price was and I backed off a little and gave it to him.... Then he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a stack of money from hell... It bugged me out because rarely do people walk around with that kind of coin on them, Of course I had taken all the precautions.... I had a 45 in the back of my pants, wife was following behind at a distance with a 38 and daughter was advised to stay in the house with a shotgun (you can't be too careful nowadays..)

Dude offered me cash money, I took it, made him sign an "AS IS" bill of sale and the whole deal was done in a matter of an hour or so.

Now I am at home sitting here with thousands and thousands of dollars in my possession until the bank opens wondering if this dude or one of his buddies come back tonite for a random robbery...

Am I paranoid or am I gonna get to try out my AR-15 tonite?
You, your wife and your daughter are armed to the teeth for a simple vehicle sale and you have to ask if you are paranoid? Unless you live in the ghetto you are paranoid.

Oh, wait. You're a Raiders fan, of course you live in the ghetto. Nevermind.
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Old 10-09-2014, 05:19 AM   #64
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A REAL Raiders fan woulda shot him, took his cash, and buried him in your yard. I'm guessing that's why you didn't take this question to a Raiders message board? They woulda revoked your fan card??
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Old 10-09-2014, 06:24 AM   #65
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it's in the safe with the door open...

I tell the wife all the time to leave the safe open when she is at home alone, if a home invasion happens you are going to get a gun put to your head and forced to open it anyway.
That's gotta be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. Living in texas I would absolutely look forward to a home invasion. Anyway I've never shot anyone with a Barrett before.
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Old 10-09-2014, 07:06 AM   #66
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Sounds like Yugoslavia will finally get that state-side meth lab they've been dreaming of.
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Old 10-09-2014, 07:11 AM   #67
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Old 10-09-2014, 07:20 AM   #68
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Am I paranoid or am I gonna get to try out my AR-15 tonite?
Make sure the bill of sale is legal and never return to your former home/soon to be meth lab...
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Old 10-09-2014, 08:39 AM   #74
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Why would you have anyone from Craig's List come to your house?

Like I can sell a 30 ft motorhome in the burger king parking lot... Get real man

It's a Titled Vehicle, it's not an Iphone or an XBOX to get jacked for...

You expect people to come LOOK at the unit, then go home and think about it, then come back and meet you at the bank.

You don't expect someone to come with cash a dealer tag and drive off in the mo fo 1 hour after you meet them.

If anybody was stupid it was them for coming to meet me with thousands and thousands of dollars with them... I could have been the one doing the Jacking...

My thoughts was this...

Dude pays me then tells his buddy to come back and home invasion later and he will split the cash with him... Didn't happen, Money is safely in the bank now.

Now about the guns...

This is my property, I have a right to carry a gun on my property or anywhere else for that matter as a CCW carrier.

My wife knows how to handle a gun and shoots well. One of you are telling me I am a fool to bring someone in from craigslist and the other one thinks I am crazy for being armed during the showing and test drive of the vehicle.

I live in a nice neighborhood but crime happens in nice neighborhoods too...


Now I have a bunch of disposable cash to spend... What should I buy?
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Now I have a bunch of disposable cash to spend... What should I buy?
You're a Raiders fan.

Put a lawyer on retainer...
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