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In Reid We Trust
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05-03-2015, 09:27 AM | #32 |
I got Rice cookin in the micro
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Funyons and blue bell. Must have been from st Joe Southside.
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05-03-2015, 09:29 AM | #33 |
Veteran
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05-03-2015, 09:34 AM | #34 |
My work speaks for itself!!!
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If this really happened - it's probably for some foreign reality tv show.
People in Brazil are laughing at you.
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05-03-2015, 09:37 AM | #35 |
Ultrabanned
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In your drunken state do you think you would have been able to hose her tonsils anyhow? Or would she just have been working your gummy worm in some strangers yard for thirty minutes?
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05-03-2015, 09:56 AM | #36 |
Inmem 2.0
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Pablo i've never came from a bj
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05-03-2015, 09:57 AM | #37 |
Life is changing..
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05-03-2015, 09:57 AM | #38 |
Dumbass!
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05-03-2015, 10:00 AM | #39 |
Don't Be A Dick
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05-03-2015, 10:12 AM | #40 |
Fish are scared of me
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Happens to me all the time
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05-03-2015, 10:17 AM | #41 |
Inmem 2.0
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These tags
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05-03-2015, 10:34 AM | #42 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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Strange... My somewhat feminine looking Latino lawn guy was raped last night. He said he was driving home when some drunk gringo wandered out into the road and almost into his truck. He go out to try and yell at the guy (he speaks in pretty broken English), who then pushed him up against a tree, then pulle out a "small flaccid penis, and started rubbing one out while trying to kiss him. Pablo was able to break free, jump back into his truck pulling a trailer full of lawn equpment, and speed away before anything worse could happen. He said the guy kept saying "Happy Birthday to me", and "oh me so horny".
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05-03-2015, 10:42 AM | #43 |
sorta mod-ish
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You can't rape the willing
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05-03-2015, 10:44 AM | #44 |
MVP
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Did she say "yo tengo es ti dis"?
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05-03-2015, 11:00 AM | #45 |
In my youth i pray to keep
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200% positive it was a tranny
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