Life Help: Need Office Prank Ideas. - Page 3

Micjones · 10-17-2012, 01:34 PM

My co-worker just made a fool of me with the "Post-it note over the eye of my mouse" gag.

I must repay her for this!

Gimme some ideas, will ya?

Nothing that's going to cause her harm or cost me my job.
Just something that'll send the "I'm not to be trifled with" message.

I'd appreciate it guys. Thanks.

Micjones · 10-17-2012, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by T-Town

If your office has one of those vending machine that rotates and you open the door to the item you want to buy, purchase something and then place her office supplies in the machine so she has to buy them back.

That is BRILLIANT.
If our vending machines were on the same floor, I'd totally do that.

Chief Gump · 10-17-2012, 01:53 PM

If you know how to browse to someones files on the network change the settings in her hosts file to include any websites that she often goes to and just have them point back to 127.0.0.1. She will be wondering why she can't get to them anymore. Another great prank.

**QuikSsurfer** · 10-17-2012, 01:55 PM

Pop in a linux live cd/dvd and boot from it. Open up a terminal window and su to root and then type "fdisk -l" to get a list of the hard drive(s) on her computer -- find the name of the primary (windows) partition and then run "shred -vf -n 6 /dev/hda". Remove the cd and reboot.. Don't forget to destroy the cd. THEN plant some drugs in her desk and call the authorities (anonymously).
That'll teach the bitch.

Chief Gump · 10-17-2012, 01:57 PM

Put the blue screen of death as her screen saver. Had a "desktop" guy we did this to. He ended up reimaging his PC because he couldn't figure out why he kept getting the blue screen of death. Jesus he was dumb.

03eltond · 10-17-2012, 01:58 PM

if your chairs have 5 wheels on them, take one off (they should pop right off without tools or anything). it'll still stand on its own, but they'll start to fall over once they sit and lean in that direction. you can actually just set the missing wheel under the chair and sometimes they will think the chair just somehow did that itself.

Micjones · 10-17-2012, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 03eltond

if your chairs have 5 wheels on them, take one off (they should pop right off without tools or anything). it'll still stand on its own, but they'll start to fall over once they sit and lean in that direction. you can actually just set the missing wheel under the chair and sometimes they will think the chair just somehow did that itself.

That one could potentially cause her to hurt herself.

03eltond · 10-17-2012, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Micjones

That one could potentially cause her to hurt herself.

nah, the chair has 5 legs so it catches itself without falling completely over. it's good for a little scare but thats it.

vailpass · 10-17-2012, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Micjones

That is BRILLIANT.
If our vending machines were on the same floor, I'd totally do that.

Yeah that's a really good one, never heard of that before.
Be great to put her cell phone in the vending machine, ask her to go get you something from the machine, then call it while she's standing there.

phisherman · 10-17-2012, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Gump

Put the blue screen of death as her screen saver. Had a "desktop" guy we did this to. He ended up reimaging his PC because he couldn't figure out why he kept getting the blue screen of death. Jesus he was dumb.

THIS.

I used to set this up for all the new techs that would come onto our team back in the day. Good old SysInternals.

It's sooooo funny to watch them do reimage after reimage.

BigCatDaddy · 10-17-2012, 02:17 PM

My favorite is lotion on the listening end of the phone. Call her, and watch her pick it up and get an ear full of lotion.

Micjones · 10-17-2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 03eltond

nah, the chair has 5 legs so it catches itself without falling completely over. it's good for a little scare but thats it.

Gotcha! Hmm...

tooge · 10-17-2012, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Gump

Another one is to put just a tiny bit of Aloe gel on their ear piece on their phone. I had some stuff that was unscented so people would all be WTF is this shit. Drive them nuts when they would get a glop of goo in their ear and not know what it was.

I still do this one. gets em every time.

listopencil · 10-17-2012, 02:24 PM

Frozen poop on a stick.

tooge · 10-17-2012, 02:24 PM

buy a brownie. roll it up. jam a few peanuts in it. put it on her desk

LOCOChief · 10-17-2012, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

buy a brownie. roll it up. jam a few peanuts in it. put it on her desk

why not just buy brownies with nuts in them?

I used to do this in HS and leave a trail of them on the floor to the mens room.

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10-17-2012, 01:55 PM	#33
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10-17-2012, 01:57 PM	#34
Chief Gump Run dumb ass run Join Date: Jun 2012 Casino cash: $10004900	Put the blue screen of death as her screen saver. Had a "desktop" guy we did this to. He ended up reimaging his PC because he couldn't figure out why he kept getting the blue screen of death. Jesus he was dumb.
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